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elf help book posted:lower bob in a cage down into the mines ahead of you "It's been 20 hours and he hasn't signaled" said the scientist, from the control tower overlooking the mines. "We have no choice. We're pulling him out. Today we find out if monolith soft can make a good game." The lead scientist, played by Kevin Spacey, chortles. "We already know they can make a good game." He wears a smug grin from ear to ear. "The rabble inflate X's flaws, it was a fine title." [the other scientists exchange looks and quickly make themselves busy] Suddenly, alarms start blaring. A panicked miner nearly bashes the office door down. "SIR! He's gone!! He's not in the cage! All we found was this note!" He hands Spacey a crumpled, bloodied slip of paper, which he carefully pinches out of the miner's hands while eyeing him hungrily. "Oh.... oh my God." 
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during nofap: after nofap
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extremebuff posted:"It's been 20 hours and he hasn't signaled" said the scientist, from the control tower overlooking the mines. "We have no choice. We're pulling him out. Today we find out if monolith soft can make a good game." So wait for it to go on sale then?
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Been playing BotW today and just realized for the first time that salt adds to special effect duration when you cook with it.
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vaginal facsimile posted:during nofap: after nofap Lol. It's been a long November ....... PM me on Discord if you need to talk
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mysterious loyall X posted:i read in a review that pyra the big bood redhead who is the god slaying sword as well or whatever has a story arc about cooking and you get to cook in a tedious minigame, looks like we have a goty here folks lmao christ what does this even mean dude
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bump_fn posted:so hows xenoblade never saw the appeal of it personally
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extremebuff posted:what does this even mean dude
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In Training posted:im watching some videos of xc2 now and even though i still think the characters are mega ugly it looks like a pretty sick game...some combination of ffxii/xiii combat ideas with one billion stats to manage, looks tempting all it looks like to me is auto-attacking while a bar slowly fills...
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FactsAreUseless posted:It means you play PUBG thats some good gaming
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HolePisser1982 posted:all it looks like to me is auto-attacking while a bar slowly fills... But enough about weeknights at an Irish pub
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HolePisser1982 posted:all it looks like to me is auto-attacking while a bar slowly fills... The arts stuff looks cool though. Where you're combining affinities in certain orders to do specials and they have like paper mario style qte prompts for bigger numbers
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:Been playing BotW today and just realized for the first time that salt adds to special effect duration when you cook with it. this game still amazes
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Pablo Gigante posted:But enough about weeknights at an Irish pub lol
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In Training posted:The arts stuff looks cool though. Where you're combining affinities in certain orders to do specials and they have like paper mario style qte prompts for bigger numbers I like it when they add in special prompts to do in jrpg combat instead of just the usual turn based action. It makes random battles less tedious
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Pablo Gigante posted:But enough about weeknights at an Irish pub haha
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IdealFlaws posted:I like it when they add in special prompts to do in jrpg combat instead of just the usual turn based action. It makes random battles less tedious even just like in Persona 5 where you're pressing face buttons to attack, cast spells, etc instead of selecting options from a menu it makes combat feel sooooo much better
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goferchan posted:even just like in Persona 5 where you're pressing face buttons to attack, cast spells, etc instead of selecting options from a menu it makes combat feel sooooo much better Oh yeah I loved that. Especially when you shoot individual bullets with each button press.. I really need to beat that game
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I'm not far enough to fairly judge the battles because i dont have a full party but i don't like Rex or the other characters as much as Shulk & friends in Xenoblade 1, but maybe they'll grow on me
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Tender Bender posted:I'm rapidly going through the Xenoblade cycle of "This game looks like trash", to "It looks kind of cool maybe I'll get it", and am in the final stage of talking myself into buying it day 1. What's wrong with me In Training posted:just wait a day and see what people say, would be my advice I loving bought it. It took like a month and 60 hours of ingame time for me to realize XCX was bad. I can't wait that long.
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Tender Bender posted:I loving bought it. It took like a month and 60 hours of ingame time for me to realize XCX was bad. I can't wait that long. https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/936347149209669632
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I had to turn the battle voices down because it was getting on my nerves. I'm surprised it's just as annoying as the first xenoblade chronicles. I'm enjoying the first few hours of the game otherwise
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mabels big day posted:I'm not far enough to fairly judge the battles because i dont have a full party but i don't like Rex or the other characters as much as Shulk & friends in Xenoblade 1, but maybe they'll grow on me Reyn was pretty great. I'm hoping to meet a side character that can fill his shoes
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what is there possibly to like about this style of game. it looks like some mmo like world of warcraft except if the characters were all from a f2p mobile game
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I.N.R.I posted:what is there possibly to like about this style of game. it looks like some mmo like world of warcraft except if the characters were all from a f2p mobile game I was still interested until I saw this tidbit in the eurogamer review (note that "blades" are characters who support you in battle) "New Blades are unlocked regularly via crystals. These work a lot like loot boxes in that you never know which one you're going to get. While most common Blades that you collect are generic, occasionally you'll unlock a special named Blade, a legendary fighter with exquisitely drawn accompanying art and full voice acting, and collecting all thity-odd of these rare beings becomes a Pokémon-esque occupation."
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I.N.R.I posted:what is there possibly to like about this style of game. it looks like some mmo like world of warcraft except if the characters were all from a f2p mobile game I have an occasional kneejerk weakness for these sort of ‘offline MMO’ type RPGs (probably relapsing from years of debilitating WoW addiction) but the only one I actually enjoyed for longer than a couple of hours was Kingdoms of Amalur. Kinda sucks that game will never get a sequel, but at least the drama surrounding it was fairly funny- I don’t think any other game has managed to drive an entire state’s government into bankruptcy lol Lumpy the Cook fucked around with this message at 11:47 on Dec 2, 2017 |
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Lumpy the Cook posted:I have an occasional kneejerk weakness for these sort of ‘offline MMO’ type RPGs (probably relapsing from years of debilitating WoW addiction) but the only one I actually enjoyed for longer than a couple of hours was Kingdoms of Amalur. Kinda sucks that game will never get a sequel, but at least the drama surrounding it was fairly funny- I don’t think any other game has managed to drive an entire state’s government into bankruptcy lol Everytime I see footage from an offline MMO, I slam my knees against the table. Thanks to the new Xenoblade game, I can barely walk anymore.
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xenoblade 2 seems okay the music is really nice and it's very pretty. the english version of the brontosaurus dad is andre the blacksmith. i have not met the sword who is my big sister/mom and will end up slaying god with her big boobs yet. the battle mechanics are overdeisgned and incomprehensible, but also kind of tedious in the style of a good psx jrpg. adam sess and morgan web give it 5 out of 5
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