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RagnarokAngel posted:Yeah it's actually banal enough I buy it. Mein Klass
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dirksteadfast posted:As a young child I invented the superhero Stupidity Man. He thought his superpower was controlling the amount of moisture in the air, but named himself the wrong thing because his actual superpower was being very stupid. So I buy this 100% Pretty impressive that you managed to predict your posting career
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Nov 30, 2017 02:15
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sweeperbravo posted:Mein Klass ES IST MEIN KLASS
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dirksteadfast posted:As a young child I invented the superhero Stupidity Man. He thought his superpower was controlling the amount of moisture in the air, but named himself the wrong thing because his actual superpower was being very stupid. So I buy this 100% I tried to convince my family to name our new cat "Cat Cat" because it was a cat that got bit by a radioactive cat and gained all the powers of a cat.
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Nov 30, 2017 02:30
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Len posted:Still relevant today. https://youtu.be/yygMhtNQJ9M I prefer this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8chs2ncYIw
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Nov 30, 2017 04:07
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Nov 30, 2017 16:54
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I love the clickbait headline right in the middle of the story. Its like the icing on the bullshit cake 
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Nov 30, 2017 17:10
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The only believable part about that is that a teacher wrote it. It's both sad and funny that they have to resort to fantasy to get any appreciation for what they do.
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Nov 30, 2017 17:31
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Teachers do occasionally get spotted by former students. It's usually awkward, (especially when a girl goes to hug you, or you don't remember the kid) and even kids who did terribly view you as a buddy. I've even had a couple say "Sorry, I wasn't a very good student in your class". But a whole parade of them? Nah. And never a former parent. And certainly no third party stranger. I'm surprised he didn't have the guy salute him.
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Nov 30, 2017 19:02
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This was better when I first started to read it as an army man drove an actual tank to a gas station to fill it up
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Nov 30, 2017 19:42
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My favorite part is the admission that it's made up in the first line with the "let's say".
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Nov 30, 2017 20:08
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Byzantine posted:ES IST MEIN KLASS I just wanted you to know I appreciated this.
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Nov 30, 2017 21:52
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RagnarokAngel posted:Yeah it's actually banal enough I buy it. I'm fully aware of the history surrounding Thanksgiving, and how potentially harmful perpetuating the myth of the "first Thanksgiving" can be, but come on. Thanksgiving is a day when my extended family comes over, we eat gobs of excellent food, get drunk, and all sing Thunder Road. That's a good thing. What this image is really saying is "Student's family is awful", or, more likely, "Student is insufferable and family is happy to be rid of them".
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Nov 30, 2017 21:59
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Rogue 7 posted:I'm fully aware of the history surrounding Thanksgiving, and how potentially harmful perpetuating the myth of the "first Thanksgiving" can be, but come on. Thanksgiving is a day when my extended family comes over, we eat gobs of excellent food, get drunk, and all sing Thunder Road. That's a good thing. What this image is really saying is "Student's family is awful", or, more likely, "Student is insufferable and family is happy to be rid of them". Hell yeah you tell em mate
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Dec 1, 2017 04:06
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the only maize here is your ignorance *applause*
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MrUnderbridge posted:Teachers do occasionally get spotted by former students. It's usually awkward, (especially when a girl goes to hug you, or you don't remember the kid) and even kids who did terribly view you as a buddy. I've even had a couple say "Sorry, I wasn't a very good student in your class". I gave my old physics teacher a hug last time I saw him, but that was because he had just married my sister.
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Dec 1, 2017 04:24
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 And then they all went off to recess and the teacher stood there with 20 desks covered in toothpaste and shaving cream that she bought for her own money. But at least she saved one generation.
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Dec 1, 2017 07:46
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:the only maize here is your ignorance *applause* stop being so corny, thx
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Dec 1, 2017 07:49
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Katt posted:
I think I have also seen this story be used as an allegory for abstinence, but not with those pictures, which would be hilarious.
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Dec 1, 2017 15:11
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Katt posted:
Luckily I had bought my rubber spatchula and funnel to school that day, I managed to get all the hair gel back in the bottle. I then lit a joint and high fived everyone in the class while the teacher cried because she's so dumb. Everyone clapped and I am Einstein.
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DariusLikewise posted:Luckily I had bought my rubber spatchula and funnel to school that day, I managed to get all the hair gel back in the bottle. I then lit a joint and high fived everyone in the class while the teacher cried because she's so dumb. Everyone clapped and I am Einstein. source you're quotes
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Dec 1, 2017 16:49
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youknowthatoneguy posted:I think I have also seen this story be used as an allegory for abstinence, but not with those pictures, which would be hilarious. My abstinence lesson used pudding to show how once you have sex you have a piece of that person with you forever and spread it to every other person you have sex with
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Dec 1, 2017 16:53
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I think it works better as a "you can't take back words" metaphor than an abstinence metaphor because last I checked, sex was not a finite resource. You can't run out of sex. Insert rambling about used up whore women and the cock carousel I guess. Bleh.
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Dec 1, 2017 17:04
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RoboRodent posted:last I checked, sex was not a finite resource. You can't run out of sex. Someone clearly isn't trying hard enough.
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Dec 1, 2017 18:17
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RoboRodent posted:last I checked, sex was not a finite resource. You can't run out of sex. Sure, when you have so much unused sex saved up you can get by on just the accumulated interest, but some of us are living paycheck-to-paycheck here. 
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Dec 1, 2017 19:30
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jjack229 posted:Sure, when you have so much unused sex saved up you can get by on just the accumulated interest, but some of us are living paycheck-to-paycheck here. talk about making ends meet
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Dec 1, 2017 20:18
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Slime posted:Someone clearly isn't trying hard enough. Maybe it's finite at a group level so some people used up all the sex and now the others aren't getting any.
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Dec 1, 2017 20:26
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Katt posted:Maybe it's finite at a group level so some people used up all the sex and now the others aren't getting any. ^^ What r/incel and their ilk actually believe ^^
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Dec 2, 2017 01:41
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walrusman posted:^^ What r/incel and their ilk actually believe ^^ Someone should have archived that place. One could always shut up a budding MRA by linking that. Now we no longer have that example of how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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Dec 2, 2017 11:13
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Katt posted:
I honestly can see it. When I was in early elementary school the teacher did legit give us shaving cream to play with, to 'clean the desks' or something??? But it was only a dollop per kid and we had to clean it up with paper towels after rubbing it all over the desk.
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Dec 2, 2017 12:07
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Katt posted:Someone should have archived that place. One could always shut up a budding MRA by linking that. Now we no longer have that example of how deep the rabbit hole goes. http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/category/incel/
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Dec 3, 2017 02:02
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Tried this, does not actually work. You just get stab blood on your punching fist and the other guy is still pissed off.
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Dec 3, 2017 15:06
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I'm pretty sure nobody in the history of being stabbed has thought "I didn't feel that" afterward.
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Dec 3, 2017 15:14
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I'm pretty sure nobody in the history of being stabbed has thought "I didn't feel that" afterward. step up your drinkin' game
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Pastry of the Year posted:step up your drinkin' game A friend of mine managed to stab himself with the knife he always carries when he was ridiculously drunk. An hour later he goes "where did all this blood come from? Holy poo poo when did instant myself?" Moral of the story: suggestion checks out.
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Dec 3, 2017 18:07
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 this starts reasonably enough and then dovetails straight to stdh.txt town.
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Dec 3, 2017 22:15
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i like the last part, like it was still too within the realm of possibility so the writer just made a free throw with the "he offered to pay my rent" line
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sweeperbravo posted:i like the last part, like it was still too within the realm of possibility so the writer just made a free throw with the "he offered to pay my rent" line Not he offered, but that was the bet. I kinda wish this one had happened, tho
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