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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





lmebo hes such a dweeb

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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



lmao this administration is all going to prison

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Philthy posted:

This. You can look at the crash in 2007/2008 and compare to your other options. Move your money into the ones that weathered the crash better. They all probably tanked, but if most of your cash is in something that tanked way harder than the others, move that poo poo. Likewise, look at which ones recovered quicker, and get ready to move it back.

yup lol it's time to start moving your money around people, crash comin'

Serf
May 5, 2011


Al! posted:

what hand tools do u need 4 the communal farm

hand trowels, a bushhook, a rake, a post-holer

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

triple sulk posted:

abramson is kinda nuts so i'd take what he says with a grain of salt but it's pretty loving obvious this is a total plea and flip on trump because even abc news is reporting it

abramson is just repeating what brian ross of abc is saying and adding like a billion words to it. he doesn't have his own sources.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

all the rogue accounts are fake

https://twitter.com/RogueRossHouse/status/827286761055277056

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

spraying pools to own libs

press meekly waiting 2 get sprayed with piss for access

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
what a thing to wake up to yall

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



The 2020 Dem candidate should really just run the Trump playbook on him.

Drain the Swamp, Lock him Up, etc.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/936644627494506496


sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Jazerus posted:

if you have control over your 401k at all there is probably something you can do rn to minimize your exposure to a stock crash since it's obviously coming fairly soon. move to bonds, etc.

minimize your contribution now and max it out after the crash

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


flash back to 5/22

https://twitter.com/swin24/status/866763760815542273

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/936644666895761408
This is literally pointless unless he also loves the embassy, right?

There are already news reports from a few days ago saying he plans on moving the embassy too, so

black.lion
Apr 1, 2004




For if he like a madman lived,
At least he like a wise one died.

ArmZ posted:

is this a fake account

Probably but I still laughed, and you can too, if you just ~believe~

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ShutteredIn posted:

super cool how none of this will matter still lmao

at this point even nc is willing to admit we're approaching the mattering event horizon

Or I am, anyway

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

someone post that rogue wh staff tweet that was said doodoo or some poo poo and was hilarious tia

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

triple sulk posted:

like when abc has breaking news and does that Real Serious Tone Change you know poo poo is going down

at least we dont have to put up with Lauer raising and lowering his loving fake rear end glasses on and off his nose all day long anymore

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




does he just have a copy of strongs concordance open to the word justice, sitting right on his desk

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

should i move my 401k money around like an obsessive or just continue to nihilistically face to bloodshed

yes, def move it. have you heard of something called bitcoin? my haberdasher says it's going up up up!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Serf posted:

hand trowels, a bushhook, a rake, a post-holer

i dunno why but of all the landscaping stuff i did the thing i enjoyed most was digging post holes.......... i guess its kind of like digging 4 clams

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

lmfao

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Squizzle posted:

does he just have a copy of strongs concordance open to the word justice, sitting right on his desk

he has probably memorized it

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

:allears:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Serf posted:

a post-holer

is this for the farm ik

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Bad Things Are Bad, Not Good, and I Pooped My Pants
-- by Chris Cillizza

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 363 days!

BANNON "LIKE" ROLE

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/936643978287558656

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Jazerus posted:

if you have control over your 401k at all there is probably something you can do rn to minimize your exposure to a stock crash since it's obviously coming fairly soon. move to bonds, etc.

keep in min theres an early withdrawal penalty before you hit 59.5. if youre younger and you have no plans to touch pre-tax investment accounts its actaully a better idea to stay in whatever version of an aggressive equity option your 401k provider offers you and increase contributions after a crash (buy poo poo while its cheap), assuming you have job security and stable living expenses.

you could switch to bonds and wait for the crash and then switch to stocks since bonds retain more value in a crash but timing the market is a gamble

Epic High Five posted:

should i move my 401k money around like an obsessive or just continue to nihilistically face to bloodshed

do you even have options? it hought your retirement plan was a "20XX retirement date" fund. in which case depending on yoru age you have whatever level of bond exposure the fund managers think is appropriate for your age

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

does he just have a copy of strongs concordance open to the word justice, sitting right on his desk

hes repeatedly called that his fave bible verse :milk:

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




The press lets Trump piss on them?

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

weekly font posted:

The 2020 Dem candidate should really just run the Trump playbook on him.

Drain the Swamp, Lock him Up, etc.

jesus, if they run some midwestern white male bluedog with this platform it will be a veritable landslide

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


Lololololololol

Also, what are the chances Flynn has a "fatal heart attack" in the next year or two?
https://twitter.com/XSovietNews/status/936639075657945088

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



we are deffo getting a saturday night massacre withij the next week, if not couple days

Serf
May 5, 2011


Squizzle posted:

is this for the farm ik

its for holing my posts

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Bad Things Are Bad, Not Good, and I Pooped My Pants
-- by Chris Cillizza

you forgot how hillary should be investigated for this stuff too

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016



Lol we're going to have a wiretap on Trump's phone where he talks in great detail about his treason while also casually mentioning how he had gross piss stained sex with some 12 year olds or some other Trumpy poo poo you know he talks about in private.

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

has this been linked?

https://twitter.com/joyindc/status/936626652284620800

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Admiral Ray posted:

he has probably memorized it

hes deffo memorized a bunch of law/justice verses and i am 💯% sure will drop them into any conversation he can

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/936619463092457472

Hahahah nope

Goodbye horse fucker

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sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


lol at Flake believing a "commitment" from leadership and the administration

(obviously he does not, he just wanted a fig leaf)

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