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Gentleman Blogger posted:So, as a Washingtonian, and a punk, and a guy who is friends with one of the bar managers at Cat, I wanna talk about this. Ahahaha no Twin Peaks wankers here, we watch le Doctor Who 
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It was Time, not People magazine, you dinguses
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blarzgh posted:Trump is reportedly still obsessed with Obama's birth certificate, and now "thinks maybe that wasn't his voice on the Access Hollywood tape" so the idea of someone scamming their way up the phone chain to whisper goobery nuggets in his ear is close enough to possible for me. I like how "yeah, I said that, and I say stuff like that all the time, who gives a poo poo" was his response at the time, and it worked, but now he's bringing it back up with a different strategy instead, because he can't loving help himself
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Maybe he just told the secretary or whatever to say it was closed because he didn't want to talk to a baby on the phone. Like what do you even say to a baby on the phone? Just make the baby text me if he wants something imho.
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Nov 30, 2017 17:28
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loquacius posted:I thought he sounded like he's still too repressed to cheat but you're right that that's probably not a permanent state of being No such thing as too repressed to cheat. He cheeeetin, mm
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Nov 30, 2017 17:34
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Trump confession couldn't get the magazine right. It was Time, not People.
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Also didn't "Pickle" turn out to be a real boy, amazingly?
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Maybe he just told the secretary or whatever to say it was closed because he didn't want to talk to a baby on the phone. Like what do you even say to a baby on the phone? Just make the baby text me if he wants something imho. Like I’m going to let a baby tell me how to do my job? I’ve been here for fifteen years baby, you can’t just waddle up to the board of directors like you’re a hot poo poo. Go gently caress yourself, baby.
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Nov 30, 2017 19:32
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Marrying a really religious person when you aren't one is always a loving disaster. gently caress, I can't even get through dating one.
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Nov 30, 2017 20:16
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Solice Kirsk posted:Marrying a really religious person when you aren't one is always a loving disaster. gently caress, I can't even get through dating one. When I first met my wife, I was so excited because she seemed perfect. We finally got around to the religion question and she was like, "I don't go to church" and it was then that I knew I had to put a ring on it.
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It's also the fact it was super quick and probably happened so they could get to the PIV sex that's getting me. Dude probably wanted to gently caress, his religious beliefs forbid it, so time to find a wife. Also great that his religion meant they were getting pregnant super fast because that's what you need when you marry for sex, a baby. Good luck with the divorce since, once again, his religion forbids it.Bust Rodd posted:Gurl he cheetin If he isn't already he probably will soon. Hopefully his religion fucks him again and he gets her pregnant. Maybe he'll stop being Catholic and to full Mormon so he can gently caress marry a few more girls.
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Nocheez posted:When I first met my wife, I was so excited because she seemed perfect. We finally got around to the religion question and she was like, "I don't go to church" and it was then that I knew I had to put a ring on it. I have known a few who didn't go to church because it wasn't pure enough for them, so this can backfire
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RFC2324 posted:I have known a few who didn't go to church because it wasn't pure enough for them, so this can backfire Believe it or not, we had a few more conversations before and after that led me to believe she was not a religious nutjob.
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Nocheez posted:Believe it or not, we had a few more conversations before and after that led me to believe she was not a religious nutjob. a goon not jumping the gun? 
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To goonette with baby and lawyer husband... You could say I am in a similar predicament, except I’m the lawyer-boyfriend, I don’t even have a baby yet (or maybe never), and my girlfriend (not married, but living together) and I still have had issues. The issue stems primarily from work stress, constantly having work stuff in my head, and my being accustomed to not caring too much about other things. I recite things I’m saying in the shower. My mind very easily drifts to it. My girlfriend notices I’m there but not really present. Things are a little better now since I’ve been in the legal field a while now (7 yrs as paralegal 9 as an attorney), and you can say I’ve learned quite a bit about enjoying life a little more and being less focused on work, so I came to this at least acknowledging it’s a problem. Even with that, I’m still kinda bad though. I mean we had a fight just this last week due to me not really doing much for her birthday. She tried ignoring it but it tore at her over the next week after. And, she makes a big deal of my birthdays. So I still gently caress up. Most attorneys become one to make money and prosper. Many attorneys have a little bit of tunnel vision towards success for this reason. The work is too difficult and demanding, and responsibility can be so significant, to just break even or just do okay isn’t enough. Plus unless you are in a firm that pigeon-holes you into a particular task it has so much variation, you are always learning, and it stays interesting. He will rarely get bored, and people usually double down on the workload until they fully burn out on it. That’s what I did. After I burnt out I eventually left my firm, went off on my own, and took it a little easier, though it’s still hard to manage stress. Many attorneys get married, have kids, and forget to enjoy being single with $$$ for a while before they do that. I was lucky I did enjoy myself for years, so I have few regrets being in a serious relationship now. Your husband may be looking for that peak to make what he went through worth it. Maybe the way to approach it is to not expect results immediately, but try to work on a plan to reduce his stress. Although it is hard because you are child rearing, you got with a guy whose got an agenda. He’s got to get some satisfaction out of life for what he has to deal with, and he’s already went into the rabbit hole so to speak. Be there for him when he eventually burns out. I mean it would be ideal if he wanted to balance his work and family life NOW, but my guess is he’s not at that point yet. I think you may need to learn to speak his language first to bring him back down. Every situation is different though. Maybe consider what you liked about him to begin with and still try to focus on that in the meantime. Feel free to PM me I suppose.
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Attorneys have some of the highest rates of suicide and substance abuse of any profession. If you're not born with the ability to manage the stress, or can't develop it, the job will gently caress you up.
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My dad is a lawyer Seeing what he does at work all day and when he gets home from work every night was enough to ensure I never once in my entire childhood wanted to be a lawyer
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Friends, Don't marry lawyers. (Unless you're one.) Don't marry religious people. (Unless you're one.) Don't rush into marriage. Don't have a baby unless you actively want one.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Marrying a really religious person when you aren't one is always a loving disaster. gently caress, I can't even get through dating one. When I was a teenager for some reason I only wanted to date the really christian girls so I converted to get closer to them. Even when I was really deep into it and agreed with them on the no sex until marriage part it still didn't work. Would not recommend.
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Modus Pwnens posted:Don't have a baby unless you actively want one. I don't want to be middle-aged and not have children, but the idea of being young and having a baby still kind of scares me  If I could have a kid that was genetically mine just sort of spring into existence at age 5 or thereabouts I think I'd be happy Anyway here's a D-list celebrity fesh: quote:I am Rod Smart, former NFL player. Although I had an amazing NFL career, plus a great CFL career and was a star in the NCAA I am probably best known for something else. What are you gonna do when a guy shows up to play who got both his legs blown off in Afghanistan huh  quote:My parents were part of a cult which I escaped in my early 20s. I’ve never told anyone because it’s weord as hell. I see a therapist fairly often but still have challenges in my daily life.
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That concept for a new football league sounds loving awful. Leave that stuff in wrestling please.
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There's a lot of overlap between football and wrestling, I think I'm 100% ok with the fact that the guy in my av is a heel btw
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loquacius posted:There's a lot of overlap between football and wrestling, I think Aside from the guys being muscular and grappling with each other, there really isn't. One is scripted, one isn't (unless your favorite team loses, then you claim it is, but deep down you know it isn't or you are a moron). Why would I give a poo poo about "storylines" in an actual sport? How would a player's wife even sabotage a game?
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yeah I eat rear end posted:That concept for a new football league sounds loving awful. Leave that stuff in wrestling please. Ya and a VR hemet tracking a QB would just make you barf. I do want to see a 1 man team that is just a hulked out motherfucker who gets 1000 points for touchdowns though.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Aside from the guys being muscular and grappling with each other, there really isn't. One is scripted, one isn't (unless your favorite team loses, then you claim it is, but deep down you know it isn't or you are a moron). Why would I give a poo poo about "storylines" in an actual sport? How would a player's wife even sabotage a game? I think you're alone in thinking football doesn't have compelling storylines, scripted or no Last year my team even had one where we wanted to win specifically to stick it to the commissioner, I'm not a wrestling guy but I think that literally happened in wrestling multiple times
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Football with roids encouraged as much as they are in wrestling would be good on its own, same with MMA or just wrestling with real fighting.
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loquacius posted:I think you're alone in thinking football doesn't have compelling storylines, scripted or no It has storylines but you're acting like there's not a big difference between scripted and unscripted ones. I never said they don't have unscripted storylines. His idea clearly stated they would be scripted, which nobody wants except wrestling spergs who want to see more roided up men in tight pants pretend to hurt each other.
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Cult fesh is sad because I know someone who fits your (and your mom's) stories very eerily (Pennsylvania has a big problem with cults between Allentown and Pittsburgh i.e. most of the state lol) so its just way too real to be fake. The thing about cults is that I literally don't understand how your brain can work that way. I'm the kind of person who has a hard enough time letting my boss tell me what to do, and she keeps a roof over my head and food in house. She has the authority to direct me while im at work. What is your life that you let some random dude from your church punish your kids and gently caress your wife and all your friends wives and scare away all joy from your life? Does he have a gun? Like what is the draw here? Maybe going to heaven later, where there arent any gay black demons to seduce you away from your wife (who you let cuck you with spiritman?). I get drugs, I get gambling, I get thrill seeking... this kind of behavior is just completely beyond my scope of reasoning. If that goon would write another fesh or just message me with some insight as to what the deal there is Id sorely like to know. I plan on watching the current season of American Horror Story when its done airing just because i read the whole season is cult stuff. Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Dec 1, 2017 |
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loquacius posted:My dad is a lawyer Are you John Mulaney? Are you new in town?
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yeah I eat rear end posted:It has storylines but you're acting like there's not a big difference between scripted and unscripted ones. I never said they don't have unscripted storylines. His idea clearly stated they would be scripted, which nobody wants except wrestling spergs who want to see more roided up men in tight pants pretend to hurt each other. I dunno if I'd watch it -- I don't watch wrestling either -- but I think there could be an audience for it if it was done well enough. Movies aren't real either and we loving love those things. bunnyofdoom posted:Are you John Mulaney? Are you new in town? I saw him a couple weeks ago actually, he owns
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I'm a vet. I would go to one game, but would probably never watch on TV.
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Slap on a helmet and pads and play middle linebacker for a few series you pussy.
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Who doesn't want to see a bunch of disabled veterans, desperate for a job, getting destroyed on the football field?
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loquacius posted:I saw him a couple weeks ago actually, he owns
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Bust Rodd posted:Does he have a gun? I think the 'gun' is an impenetrable belief that the end of all things is nigh, and the only salvation from an eternity of damnation is the word and leadership of this [charismatic] old gently caress. Plus, you deny people access to the outside world, and all the fundamentals of human decency and scientific fact that you'd normally learn operating on a day to day basis are like farts in the wind compared to the thundering roar of fire and brimstone from the pulpit. I've said it in other threads, but I highly recommend "Under the Banner of Heaven" by Jon Krakauer for a deep dive into the origins of the Mormon Church, its proclivity for breeding hyper-fundamentalist splinter sects, and a loving heartbreaking story of 'divinely mandated' double murder in 1984. Edit: also theres a good podcast from NPR out right now on the Heaven's Gate cult, narrated by the guy who does Snap Judgment who, surprisingly, was also raised in a cult as a young man.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Why would I give a poo poo about "storylines" in an actual sport? How would a player's wife even sabotage a game? Bang her ex husband's entire team except him, in exchange for them losing? Or giving same team the clap or whatever, so that they couldn't play that game? They could have a Maury Povich half time show: "Quarterback, turns out you're NOT the father!! It's the fullback's bastard child!!" They then fight in the middle of the field, and talk poo poo at each other: "your wife used to be a tight end, but I made her a wide receiver".
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