Salt Fish posted:

Choose timeline: Trump declares himself the first SovCitizen president and convenes a panel of sherrif judges led by Joe Arpaio.

Mayor Dave posted:

How could you possibly think that in a show that also contains trump doctor and Carter Page

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

WarMECH posted:

i wish there was one of these for every senior advisor/staff member in this administration

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/TheView/status/936639672666562560

oh my god you guys lmao

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Mayor Dave posted:

How could you possibly think that in a show that also contains trump doctor and Carter Page

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/AoDespair/status/936596245312954368

Relevant Tangent posted:

Literally everything is okay to care about, caring remains better than not-caring. Feeling better than a bland apathy etc.

sloppo posted:

someone close to Trump definitely has an escape plan for all of this

where they feed him something that melts donny's brain down completely

he gets shuffled off to a maximum security old folks home, to drool on himself and grope underpaid orderlies for the rest of his life

Serf posted:

lmao trump has definitely hosed his wife

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/936659936435507200

oh gently caress

pathetic little tramp posted:

I like her joke "People think I'm Jewish, I'm not. I'm Italian. A few years ago I got a card in the mail 'Happy Chanukah' and I had to write back 'Mom, I'm Italian.'"

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Serf posted:

lmao trump has definitely hosed his wife

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/mashable/status/936653661157101568

sandoz posted:

someone should start posting more and more vertically stretched kushners

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/AoDespair/status/936596245312954368

That DICK! posted:

like, was the mooch probably the show's highest high? absolutely, but that was only 2 episodes

angerbeet posted:

brugroffil posted:

Haha that's such a pathetically weak ask, why the gently caress even bother?

blue squares posted:

Disgraced Gen Flynn (D)

Mayor Dave posted:

A coast-to-coast holiday heat wave means that, on Thursday, the last day of November, just 7.6 percent of the country was snow-covered, about one-third of the typical value over the past 15 years. Over the past seven days, 1,550 record high temperatures have been set across the country compared with just 15 record lows, a 100 to one clip. Nearly every corner of the country is warmer than normal.

In parts of the West, it's actually T-shirt weather: Temperatures in the Rockies, for example, are more typical of mid-June than late-November. On Monday, Denver reached 81 degrees—some 34 degrees above normal and warmer than Los Angeles, Houston, or Tampa, Florida—the warmest temperature ever recorded there during the month of November. On the same day, it was so unusually warm in Salt Lake City that the city broke its record high—at 2:20 a.m. Tucson, Arizona, set record highs all four days of the long Thanksgiving weekend, peaking at 92 degrees on Sunday—the highest reading ever measured there so late in the year.

While the warm weather has stalled the opening of ski slopes and ice skating rinks, it's been a boon for construction crews and in-person retail shopping. In many places, it just didn't feellike the day before December. The seasons themselves are confused.

There's some science to what's happening here. Human-caused climate change is shrinking the duration of winter around the world, with cold days arriving later in the fall and not persisting as long during early spring. Winter is the fastest-warming season for most of the U.S. in part because, as snow packs shrink, darker surfaces like soil and plants are able to retain the sun's energy better.

The onset of La Niña has also helped shift the jet stream northward, making space for warmer tropical air to creep into the Southern U.S.—a pattern that's expected to persist all winter long.

The jet stream shift also means it's been unusually dry lately in most Southern states. Since October 1st, Los Angeles has recorded just 0.11 inches of rain, and rainfall deficits are starting to rack up in Texas, just two months after Hurricane Harvey brought some of the most intense rains in U.S. history. This week, the U.S. drought monitor recorded the biggest one-week jump in "moderate drought" ever measured during the fall and winter. More than 21 percent of the country is now in official drought conditions, which are expected to spread and intensifyover the coming months.

The warm weather isn't just confined to the U.S. Parts of Australia, China, and the Arcticare all experiencing similarly intense heat waves. In Greenland, temperatures on Thursday are a whopping 36 degrees above normal

SKULL.GIF posted:

so, question

say trump is indicted/arrested/whatever

does he chug a cup of cyanide-laced piss

does he try to order the national guard to attack mueller?

nuclear strikes?


or does he go quietly?

That DICK! posted:

remember when David Simon talked about how Honorable and Good Jeff Flake was and poo poo talked people who doubted Flake's sincerity for days on Twitter

Burn Zone posted: