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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

No Cartman!
Lootbox you fucker!

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
go Big Smoke

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
Two events in a single game? Also, the cornucopia was replenished for nothing. Nobody bothered to go.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Giardia will strike again.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Whelp my Forgotten Beast died in this game same as in Dwarf Fortress.

A pit that it in theory should be able to walk out of cause its a giant monster, but in fact causes it to break all its legs off.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Man that sure is a final four. Still voting Loot Box because the idea of a loot box winning the hunger games makes me chuckle.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
Loot Boxes are already bad enough without them just blowing you the gently caress up.
I also like the Forgotten Beast trying to treat its infection a while back.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Well poo poo, that sucks.



DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Queen of France and Loot Box talk about Big Smoke and...

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
calling it now, Big Smoke is going to blow them up and win

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



DoctorStrangelove posted:

Queen of France and Loot Box talk about Big Smoke and...





Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
YEAH!!!

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Big Smoke. Remember the name!

GaiaShell
Mar 11, 2002

I want to be annoyed that The Queen died, but covered in blood and making GBS threads to death seems about right

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
it's even more appropriate that smoke only won because he managed to hurt himself the least

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
Another totally lame ending. Who writes these things? Stephen King?

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



HerStuddMuffin posted:

Another totally lame ending. Who writes these things? Stephen King?

The two arena events kinda caused the story-load to blow prematurely.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm just glad that the loot box died, I hate those things.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Makes me wonder if it's possible for all of the remaining tributes to kill themselves and leave nobody as the winner.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Collateral Damage posted:

Makes me wonder if it's possible for all of the remaining tributes to kill themselves and leave nobody as the winner.

I don't believe so. Pretty sure there has to be a winner.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
“Winner”. Having your humming to yourself interrupted by officials to inform you that you’ve won, on account of your opponents having mistaken a spear for a q-tip and shoved it up their ear, and fallen unexpectedly off a cliff while chasing a butterfly, respectively, making your stupid rear end the sole survivor, is not what I would call winning.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
Well, that's the closest to victory one of my tributes got. I guess someone got sick of microtransactions and threw the fucker in a lake.

Ah well. We doing another round? My contributions are:
1) SkekSil


2) Mr. Yuk

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JtqkmEibSs

Adon



Hunchback Dio

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
Time for a alien

WTF alien

and a historical loonie

Charles II of Spain

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Twitter


A homosexual couple

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



HerStuddMuffin posted:

“Winner”. Having your humming to yourself interrupted by officials to inform you that you’ve won, on account of your opponents having mistaken a spear for a q-tip and shoved it up their ear, and fallen unexpectedly off a cliff while chasing a butterfly, respectively, making your stupid rear end the sole survivor, is not what I would call winning.

Well, I mean...you ain't dead and everyone else is.

Yeah let's spin the wheel again.

I nominate...

Mister Sparkle



and

Gordon Ramsay

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Would anybody be interested in me attempting a gbs game thread about the steam version I bought for an alternate style of this?

In the meantime, we need a homegrown New Jersey stunt duo to spice things up. Enter...

MONEY MIKE



and...

THE HORSE



*note. I am fully expecting them to fail miserably for the sake of more interesting salvaged footage

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Guy Fieri




Angry Puffer Fish

END CHEMTRAILS NOW
Apr 16, 2005

Pillbug

EorayMel posted:

Would anybody be interested in me attempting a gbs game thread about the steam version I bought for an alternate style of this?
I'd say use this thread to try it, if the OP is okay with that. Variety is good but I don't think there's a need for more than one thread about this kind of thing.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
Yeah, use this thread for it imo, no need for an extra one. Two continuities at once in one thread isn't so hard to follow.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
Bossk




Ray

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

I nominate

A Possum!



and Jackie Chan!

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Iron Chef: Hunger Games

Alton Brown



and because I just got out of Coco (which is SO loving GOOD):

Mama Coco

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I nominate

Mr. C



and The Bad Guy from Titanic

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
I nominate

Taylor Hebert


and her nemesis

Sophia Hess

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The Walrus said I could do it, so okay here we go.

:siren: ULTIMATE ARENA :siren:

If you want in, say so. I'll add you+your avatar. I'll be aiming for about 20-30 goons. If you don't have an avatar, I'll give you placeholder one for the arena I guess. I've also never done something like this before but I hope it'll work out well.

There are a few skills, like strength and agility that somewhat alter how you act in the arena. I'll leave them all at 5 (default/neutral value) so every goon is on equal footing.

Basically the paid-for steam version of this game. It's much more of a simulation ala Dwarf Fortress or the ongoing Rimworld thread. Though it's mostly text and it relies a lot on imagination, I can type and augment basically every aspect of it. I've already added a lot of different flavorful text for the events, and I hope it'll be interesting.
There are some limitations, however. Each update affects only one or two combatants. The events do not affect all combatants, as it is a confined circle on the map, so somebody in the far right corner can be completely unaffected by it.

We'll be fighting on a randomly generated map.

Are you up for the ULTIMATE ARENA?

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Alright, I'm in. I'll destroy everyone else!

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord
I lust for goon death

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I will compete for the honor of the Deep Ones!

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