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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Doesn't make the narrations in the off screen panels look like the characters in panel are saying the ones saying it. 3/5

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HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
MJ's gonna turn that alligator into her next purse isn't she

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

In a surprise twist The Lizard is going to wow MJ's PR guy and take her job.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Peter's going to go outside to check on MJ, then see the alligator, assume it's Connors then spend the next three weeks trying to find a way to turn it back into a human.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Qwertycoatl posted:

Peter's going to go outside to check on MJ, then see the alligator, assume it's Connors then spend the next three weeks trying to find a way to turn it back into a human.

While Connors is in the room

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

bobkatt013 posted:

While Connors is in the room

While Conners helps.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Synthbuttrange posted:

Thats a great edit:


Oh no MJ lookout... oh well I guess the crocodile is my wife now?

daily and Sunday artist can't agree on what Curt's hair color is or what a loving tree looks like

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Synthbuttrange posted:

Thats a great edit:


Oh no MJ lookout... oh well I guess the crocodile is my wife now?

There's a harm reduction/arm reduction joke here somewhere, but I can't crack it.

I like the outdoor panels, the sunday artist is pretty good at drawing a swamp.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
MJ is gonna get deathrolled and Peter will have to save her by giving her his magical air-pocket mask. Then Conners will conclude that MJ is spiderman and try to steal her radioactive blood to make his science-potion work.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



jjj is hunting alligators in the florida everglades and saves mj at the last second

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I really hope an artist slips up and just draws Connors with two arms. Maybe three.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013





MJ is full of stars.



She's going to be attacked by a Burmese Python.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Proteus Jones posted:



MJ is full of stars.



She's going to be attacked by a Burmese Python.

MJ will be attacked by an alligator. We have a 50 / 50 shot of
a) Dr. Conners turns into a lizard to save her because Peter is useless.
or
b) Her wounds are too severe. Possible arm loss. Only by turning her into a lizard can she be saved.

I think option b only happens if Chris Claremont is the guest writer this week, though.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



RIP.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



maybe it's not even an alligator

maybe it's rocket wearing that one crocodile hat from mgs3

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Jolly Jonah is about to save the day

“I heard the sounds of pictures being taken!”

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Curtis, those are spices, mayo, ketchup and a bottle of mustard. You don't science with those.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Does Connor’s “science” function on the same rule as alchemy or something?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

How about:

Transform Curt into a the Lizard
Cut off a the Lizard's arm
Turn Connors back and reattach his new arm.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

The MSJ posted:

Does Connor’s “science” function on the same rule as alchemy or something?

I mean, this is NSM. You can do science with pretty much anything.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Synthbuttrange posted:

How about :

Transform Curt into a the Lizard
Cut off a the Lizard's arm
Turn Connors back and reattach his new arm.

Lizard arm has too much Lizard DNA, it will regrow the rest of the Lizard.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Connors doing a fine "my precioussssss" pose there.

And given his attitude, I think The Lizard didn't have any mental changes at all. Connors just got pissed off that his serum didn't work perfectly first time and just started breaking things.

Kind of like how Bruce Banner is actually kind of an angry jerk, and when well-adjusted teen Amadeus Cho becomes the hulk, he's pretty much fine.

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine

Synthbuttrange posted:

How about :

Transform Curt into a the Lizard
Cut off a the Lizard's arm
Turn Connors back and reattach his new arm.

You can't violate the Law of Conservation of Arm. You'll end up with one Lizard arm and an armless Connors.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
so uh, if he is skipping the sole ingredient which apparently turns him into a the lizard, exactly what active ingredient does he think will regrow his arm? he's dropped the the lizard part, so is he even using magic juice related to regrowing limbs?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Mr. Maltose posted:

You can't violate the Law of Conservation of Arm. You'll end up with one Lizard arm and an armless Connors.

If you chop off two arms you end up with Connors having a negative or 'anti-' arm.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

so uh, if he is skipping the sole ingredient which apparently turns him into a the lizard, exactly what active ingredient does he think will regrow his arm? he's dropped the the lizard part, so is he even using magic juice related to regrowing limbs?

Starfish regrow arms. Maybe he can be a giant murderous starfish.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

He would have a much harder time moving on land

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I think that alligator's just perving.

Also nice mom jeans MJ.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Synthbuttrange posted:

How about :

Transform Curt into a the Lizard
Cut off a the Lizard's arm
Turn Connors back and reattach his new arm.

What you do is you make the potion in reverse and use it to transform a lizard into a Curt Connors, and then you cut off its arm and attach it to Curt, and then turn the Curt Connors back into a lizard.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

so uh, if he is skipping the sole ingredient which apparently turns him into a the lizard, exactly what active ingredient does he think will regrow his arm? he's dropped the the lizard part, so is he even using magic juice related to regrowing limbs?
One of his ingredients is refined Essence of Arm, made from the finest arms available.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Curtis, those are spices, mayo, ketchup and a bottle of mustard. You don't science with those.

Baking is science. I'm gonna chemistry up some cookies tomorrow.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Here is what I predict:
MJ gets injured by a gator.
Curt uses lizard serum to save her.
MJ is healed, but transforms into a lizard woman during a live interview.
MJ retains her human mind, and the public also loves her for coming out as a reptile, making her the first lizard-American celebrity.
Seeing MJ become famous and loved instead of a crazed monster enrages Curt with jealousy.
Curt shoots up another interview MJ attends but is stopped by her.
Peter does nothing.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



The MSJ posted:

Here is what I predict:
MJ gets injured by a gator.
Curt uses lizard serum to save her.
MJ is healed, but transforms into a lizard woman during a live interview.
MJ retains her human mind, and the public also loves her for coming out as a reptile, making her the first lizard-American celebrity.
Seeing MJ become famous and loved instead of a crazed monster enrages Curt with jealousy.
Curt shoots up another interview MJ attends but is stopped by her.
Peter gets hit by chair.

Just made a slight change.

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S
In the mixup, Connors injects himself with an MJ serum, and becomes a wild and murderous MJ.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?


"Here! 'SPIDER-MAN'S URINE'! We'll try this jar next!"

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

In a shocking twist, reptile DNA is the component needed to cancel out the Lizard transformation.
In gratitude, Dr. Connors takes on the gator as his new wife.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


RIP MJ's selfie.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
They're going to find MJ's camera, assume she turned into an alligator, and Connors will spend the rest of the arc trying to turn random alligators back into MJ.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Pete a gator just gronked at me!

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Jetamo
Nov 8, 2012

alright.

alright, mate.

Synthbuttrange posted:


RIP MJ's selfie.

OHHH!

It's an alligator.

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