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Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

cheese-cube posted:

figured i'd post this, Kreuzader is now bot famous and can retire

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/932428287061708800

it's pretty surreal to see the posts being discussed on a twitch show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MDOcke676I&t=2247s

but i am :3:

at the laughter it's causing

# ? Nov 20, 2017 17:18

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# ? May 17, 2024 17:53

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

now you need to monetize

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:37

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

would you rather: eat a nose with your couch all day or MCDONALD'S! I'M LOVIN IT!

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:43

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

already sold out to OBJECT

https://twitter.com/wyr_bot/status/931371518835216384

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:31

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/tshirtsbot/status/932700124148654081

WEED ~~CAT~~ OWL

# ? Nov 20, 2017 21:05

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

I feel like someone did this already but has there been a SA poster boy made which has been fed GBS posts?

# ? Nov 20, 2017 21:26

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Lewis & Quark have been baking

http://aiweirdness.com/post/167736100922/a-neural-network-invents-some-pies

quote:

_{Boatin Batan Pie

Shrawberry Pie With An Cream Pie Cream Pie

Sweesh Pie Ipple Pie

Wrasle Cream Pie

Swrawberry Pie Cream Pie

Sae Fart Tart

Cheem Pie Sprawberry Cream Pie Cream Pie

10th checkpoint. Still working.

Coscard Pie

Tluste Trenss Pie Wot

Flustickann

Fart

Oag�s Apple Pie

Daush Flumberry O

Cheesaliane

Rutter Chocklnd Apple Rhupperry pie

Flonberry Peran Pie

Blumbberry Cream Pie

Futters Whabarb Wottiry Rasty Pasty Kamphible Idponsible Swarlot Cream Cream Cront

16th checkpoint. Showing some signs of improvement? Maybe. It thinks Qtrupberscotch is a thing.

Buttermitk Tlreed whonkie Pie

Spiatake Bog Pastry

Taco Custard Pie

Apple Pie With Pharf Calamed apple Freech Fodge

Cranberry Rars

Farb Fart

Feep-Lisf Pie With Qpecisn-3rnemerry Fluit Turd

Turbyy Raisin Pie

Forp Damelnut Pie

Flazed Berry Pie

Figi�s Chicken Sugar Pie

Sauce and Butterm�s Spustacian Pie Fill Pie With Boubber Pie Bok Pie

Booble Rurble Shepherd�s Parfate

Ner with Cocoatu Vnd Pie Iiakiay Coconate Meringue Pie With Spiced Qtrupberscotch Apple Pie

Bustard Chiffon Pie

Finally we arrive at what, according to the neural network, is Peak Pie. It tracks its own progress by testing itself against the original dataset and scoring itself, and here is where it thinks it did the best.

It did in fact come up with some that might actually work, in a ridiculously-decadent sort of way.

Baked Cream Puff Cake

Four Cream Pie

Reese�s Pecan Pie

Fried Cream Pies

Eggnog Peach Pie #2

Fried Pumpkin Pie

Whopper pie

Rice Krispie-Chiffon Pie

Apple Pie With Fudge Treats

Marshmallow Squash Pie

Pumpkin Pie with Caramelized Pie

Butter Pie

But these don�t sound very good actually.

Strawberry Ham Pie

Vegetable Pecan Pie

Turd Apple Pie Fillings

Pin Truffle Pie

Fail Crunch Pie Crust

Turf Crust

Pot Beep Pies Crust

Florid Pumpkin Pie

Meat-de-Topping

Parades Or Meat Pies Or Cake #1

Milk Harvest Apple Pie

Ice Finger Sugar Pie

Amazon Apple Pie

Prize Wool Pie

Snood Pie

Turkey Cinnamon

Almond-Pumpkin Pie With Fingermilk

Pumpkin Pie With Cheddar Cookie

Fish Strawberry Pie

Butterscotch Bean Pie

Impossible Maple Spinach Apple Pie

Strawberry-Onions Marshmallow Cracker Pie Filling

Caribou Meringue Pie

And I have no what these are:

Stramberiy Cheese Pie

The pon Pie

Dississippi Mish

Boopie Crust

Liger Strudel

Free pie

Sneak Pie

Tear pie

Basic France Pie

Baked Trance pie

Shepherd�s Finger Tart

Buster�s Fib Lemon Pie

Worf Butterscotch Pie

Scent Whoopie

Grand Prize Winning I*iple

Cromberry Yas

Law-Ox Strudel

Surf Pie, Blue Ulter Pie - Pitzon�s

Flangerson�s Blusty Tart

Fresh Pour Pie

Mur�s Tartless Tart}

I could go for a slice of Worf Butterscotch Pie right now

# ? Nov 21, 2017 20:05

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

It's me, the impossible maple spinach apple pie

# ? Nov 21, 2017 20:15

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

i am simply fart

# ? Nov 22, 2017 04:04

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

I'm definitely Law-Ox Strudel

# ? Nov 22, 2017 04:07

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

I'm Mur�s Tartless Tart

# ? Nov 22, 2017 04:10

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

free pie

# ? Nov 22, 2017 05:20

mod saas: May 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Parades Or Meat Pies Or Cake #1 checking in

# ? Nov 22, 2017 06:51

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Dississippi Mish sounds like a rap battle move.

And Scent Whoopie is definitely a euphemism.

# ? Nov 22, 2017 10:48

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

mod saas posted:

Parades Or Meat Pies Or Cake #1 checking in

my favorite sunset rubdown song

# ? Nov 22, 2017 10:58

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/tshirtsbot/status/929982210966544384

# ? Nov 22, 2017 12:59

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

man if that had only been a goat clipart, instant buy.

# ? Nov 22, 2017 13:28

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

i will of course be Feeb Fart

# ? Nov 22, 2017 14:11

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/933453238774398976

# ? Nov 23, 2017 06:04

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Synthbuttrange posted:

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/933453238774398976

# ? Nov 23, 2017 09:15

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

I have committed a tensorcrime

# ? Nov 23, 2017 10:05

Pile Of Garbage: May 28, 2007

atomicthumbs posted:

I have committed a tensorcrime

speaking as someone who's watched several seasons of CSI i'm p sure that's 4 low-velocity blood droplets and one big old cum stain

# ? Nov 23, 2017 12:22

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

That's, uh, an odd outlier. I'm almost afraid to ask.

# ? Nov 23, 2017 12:24

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Collateral Damage posted:

That's, uh, an odd outlier. I'm almost afraid to ask.

I have assembled a bad corpus. Here's some points on PCA component axis #3.

# ? Nov 23, 2017 12:43

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

cheese-cube posted:

speaking as someone who's watched several seasons of CSI i'm p sure that's 4 low-velocity blood droplets and one big old cum stain

the clusters on the left are non-English languages, grouped together. The big one is definitely a cum stain, considering where I scraped this text from

# ? Nov 23, 2017 12:44

Pile Of Garbage: May 28, 2007

atomicthumbs posted:

The big one is definitely a cum stain, considering where I scraped this text from

new thread title spotted :lol:

# ? Nov 23, 2017 14:13

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

cheese-cube posted:

new thread title spotted

lol

# ? Nov 23, 2017 16:44

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

atomicthumbs posted:

the clusters on the left are non-English languages, grouped together. The big one is definitely a cum stain, considering where I scraped this text from

# ? Nov 23, 2017 19:58

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

194 megabytes of mixed, unfiltered furaffinity, fed through ixa-pipes-tok for tokenization and transformation to 1-sentence-per-line format, then fed through a series of awks and seds to further format it, make lowercase, strip punctuation, etc.

then fed that into gensim's word2vec script, set to skip-vector with hierarchical softmax, dimensionality of 300, and context window of 15

then feed that into gensim's word2vec2tensor script, then edit those to add a garbage line at the beginning because tensorboard projector is hosed up and otherwise will skip a line and misassociate every label.

then feed that into http://projector.tensorflow.org

PCA axis #5 goes from highly sexual ("pantie-clad") to non-sexual ("shogun"). PCA axis #1 seems to also have a sexual component.

t-SNE shows various clusters of many, many sorts. there's a food cluster, verbalization clusters of different kinds, accented clusters, foreign clusters, and the sexual content is so pervasive it's hard to find a specific sexual cluster

atomicthumbs fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Nov 23, 2017

# ? Nov 23, 2017 21:12

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

the basilisk is going to kill you very slowly for that

# ? Nov 23, 2017 21:29

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

I am now feeding the dataset into char-rnn-tensorflow, with 1 layer, 256 units, and a sequence length of 400. Using a Neural Architecture Search cell instead of RNN, GRU, or LSTM, which seems both innovative and nifty.

If the output doesn't disgust me by 10 epochs I'll be disappointed.

flakeloaf posted:

the basilisk is going to kill you very slowly for that

come at me, you bitch-rear end computer. No-cognition-having-rear end motherfucker

# ? Nov 23, 2017 21:33

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

oh no

# ? Nov 23, 2017 21:41

Doom Mathematic: Sep 2, 2008

Synthbuttrange posted:

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/933453238774398976

I appreciate Krang T. Nelson as much as anybody but do they really think this is a thing the world needs, or doesn't already have?

# ? Nov 23, 2017 23:48

Seat Safety Switch: May 27, 2008; MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.; Pillbug

Doom Mathematic posted:

I appreciate Krang T. Nelson as much as anybody but do they really think this is a thing the world needs, or doesn't already have?

Maybe he just wants to put those guys out of work, so they're forced to rely on the welfare state.

# ? Nov 23, 2017 23:57

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/933727413510590465

# ? Nov 24, 2017 10:51

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/934135162299920384

This is a tough choice, they both sound compelling

# ? Nov 24, 2017 21:23

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

https://twilightzoneintros.tumblr.com/

# ? Nov 24, 2017 22:10

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/934135162299920384

This is a tough choice, they both sound compelling

hngh too hard to choose

# ? Nov 25, 2017 01:46

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Lewis & Quark have been baking

http://aiweirdness.com/post/167736100922/a-neural-network-invents-some-pies

I could go for a slice of Worf Butterscotch Pie right now

how did nobody claim Wrasle Cream Pie?!

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Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/937351859693596672

if you voted the latter, there could be a career for you at the Ministry of Information!

# ? Dec 3, 2017 17:28

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