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In for Goon Fight. Also in for regular fight with KENNY BLANKENSHIP  and VIC ROMANO 
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I'm in for goon fight
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Dec 3, 2017 23:24
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Sign me up for Goon Fight! Also, since it's the holidays, for the other game I nominate: Clark Griswold  and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 
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Dec 3, 2017 23:35
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I will murder everyone irl in the great goon fight
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Dec 3, 2017 23:36
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Hell yeah, sign me up.
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Dec 3, 2017 23:39
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I AM NOT AFRAID TO DIE!
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Dec 3, 2017 23:46
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10 goons so far. Should we not have enough, should I implement those that didn't ask to be in like Lowtax?
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Dec 3, 2017 23:50
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I'll be a goon fighter. Why not.
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Dec 3, 2017 23:56
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I always knew these forums would be the death of me, might as well get on with it. Sign me up.
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Dec 4, 2017 00:05
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i want in on the goon fight
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Dec 4, 2017 00:05
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Caufman comes in love and peace. Love cutting you all to pieces, I mean.
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Dec 4, 2017 00:10
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In for goon fight. I'm gonna win.
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Dec 4, 2017 00:12
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I am ready and honored to die in goon fight hell
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Dec 4, 2017 00:13
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I'm down to arena. Even if I have this poo poo avatar. Bring back my dougtar or or elmo
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Dec 4, 2017 00:29
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im obviously in for the goon fight you will all die horribly
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Dec 4, 2017 00:32
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I want in on the goon fight!
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Dec 4, 2017 00:44
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Hunger Games nominations: Jack Baker  Your Future Boyfriend 
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Dec 4, 2017 00:56
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I'm in. Hoping for the most hilarious death possible.
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Dec 4, 2017 00:58
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We got 20 goons (myself included). This seems perfect for a beginning one to execute then correct later. This is the start of the goon battle. At the top of the green icons is a present, where you can airdrop landmines, care packages, or start an arena event in a red circle. That's the most significant one. Those white things are goons. Clicking one gives you a menu with a few actions.  If you squint, you can see 4 bars per goon. All are self-explanatory except sanity. As time passes, everybody gradually becomes less sane, decreasing the sanity bar. Things, like getting hurt or brutally killing another goon, will sharply decrease the sanity meter. Once it hits zero, that goon becomes insane/depressed. He or she will most likely try to commit suicide from a breakdown. Can be rather heartbreaking. It can also dip into negative values as well. The other actions: Move: Place goon on another spot on the map. Give Food & Water: immediately replenish hunger and thirst Kill: Instantly kill said goon. Remove from Group: If this goon has teamed up with another goon, the alliance will dissolve. If you squint even harder, you can see brown things on the map. Thats wood, rope and stones. A goon may pick them up and create a weapon out of the materials. Usually they walk straight pass them. Maybe they're hidden like xmas presents. To the right is the update log, where no doubt plenty of actions shall occur. Let's look a little closer, shall we?
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Dec 4, 2017 01:38
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Can't post pictures cause phone posting from work but I'd like to nominatr: A Toaster  And I Am Bread  Pics will be posted when im back at my pc. Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Dec 4, 2017 |
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Dec 4, 2017 01:40
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I lied. There's a bug where if you start a match, it is permanently paused. Since watching things in cryostasis isn't fun, I've generated a new map. The purple aura is currently the least sane goon. Also puush is being a bitch. Anyway, let's a go!!!!!!   
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Dec 4, 2017 01:52
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Offscreen on the map: Sad King Billy got into a fight with Collateral Damage, almost killing each other. Pthtyya-lyi did loving nothing to help as he's perfectly healthy. Also Caufman found a knife    Oh gently caress, first kill in the lake in the bottom of the map! Serge nearly died though.
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Dec 4, 2017 01:57
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  It'sa disastah!  Thats two in a row for Chicken Doodle. Fucker doesn't tolerate bystanders.  Oopsie daisy! Current standings:  Purple glow is Chicken Doodle, coming off of murdering 2 goons. EorayMel fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Dec 4, 2017 |
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Dec 4, 2017 02:02
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Riveting turn of events:  Whole lot of goons grouping up towards the bottom....  Moon Slayer, The Walrus, EorayMel, and Caufman are hanging around the top or center though. Playing the long game? EorayMel fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Dec 4, 2017 |
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Dec 4, 2017 02:08
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Wow I'm really social when I'm a video game. It's far more fitting for me to be the first casualty by karate chops
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Dec 4, 2017 02:15
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 Hmm...   The Walrus is currently the least healthiest goon, sitting at 20% health. Codependent and anakha are surprisingly healthy after the fight over Indecisive Squrriel.
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Dec 4, 2017 02:20
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EorayMel posted:Offscreen on the map: Sad King Billy got into a fight with Collateral Damage, almost killing each other. Pthtyya-lyi did loving nothing to help as he's perfectly healthy. Also Caufman found a knife Classic me. I've eaten people. EorayMel posted:Moon Slayer, The Walrus, EorayMel, and Caufman are hanging around the top or center though. Playing the long game? What's it to ya, cop?
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Dec 4, 2017 02:23
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Friendship ended with Chicken Doodle.
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Dec 4, 2017 02:23
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Somebody smelled weakness!
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Dec 4, 2017 02:24
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  Nothing like eating a turkey sandwich after surplexing somebody to their untimely demise.  And plan!     loving hell we're down to 7 people already! And it's not even the end of day one! 
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Dec 4, 2017 02:30
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At least I got one kill.
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Dec 4, 2017 02:30
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B..but I knew kung fu  Shivering due to lack of heat though  I'm in a tank top in a 20F degree barn and comfortable.
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Dec 4, 2017 02:32
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we're into day 2 Everybody is either taking 30 minute powernaps or just wandering around at night. Or this... 
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Dec 4, 2017 02:38
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Sat around, did nothing, then died. Story of my life.
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Dec 4, 2017 02:40
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 So apparently after trying to make an S.O.S sign in the dirt at 1 in the morning, Doctor Strangelove decided to sleep in the lake with Codependent Poster. Vlonald Prump is just floating, watching.
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Dec 4, 2017 02:42
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Somebody is trying to numb the pain:
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Dec 4, 2017 02:47
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Me and Caufman are still hovering in the upper right corner while theres some sort of three-way going on with Putty, Codependent Poster(still sleeping), and Doctor Strangelove going on at 4 AM in a lake. Vlonald Prump went sleeping on the left coast after Gridlocked booted him from his spot in the water and is now watching said three-way. What the gently caress???  
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Dec 4, 2017 02:52
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Stay out of my territory.
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I just realized he's looking for water to drink IN A loving LAKE. Maybe one of the goons shat themselves during the orgy idk.
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