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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Byron Maxwell!

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Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS
really loving glad maxwell is back instead of lane

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Asproigerosis posted:

eagles confirmed divisional round loss to vikings/rams/saints

Y'all need to settle the gently caress down, for real.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

one of the most anticipated and possibly best games of the year better grind it to a halt with endless ticky tacky flags

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Points, cool

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Asproigerosis posted:

eagles confirmed divisional round loss to vikings/rams/saintsseahawks

Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
jakes brain is no longer mush and he is able to make short fgs again

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Nervous posted:

It's the NFL, the fix is always in against whichever team you want to win.

Truth

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



SamuraiFoochs posted:

Y'all need to settle the gently caress down, for real.

The eagles don't look very good right now against an injured high-mid level team

Ham Stinkie
Oct 21, 2017

I don't get it.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Y'all need to settle the gently caress down, for real.

Settle down? YOU SETTLE DOWN! You haven't been a fan of two poo poo teams that have never won a natty in the history of ever your whole miserable life.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Y'all need to settle the gently caress down, for real.

I've been there, I kinda get it.

I was a loving mess in 2013 until the Hawks won it.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

GrimGypsy posted:

one of the most anticipated and possibly best games of the year better grind it to a halt with endless ticky tacky flags

No one knows why ratings are down.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


GrimGypsy posted:

one of the most anticipated and possibly best games of the year better grind it to a halt with endless ticky tacky flags

Some of them have been legit flags. But yeah, quite a few that should have just been let go. Refs throwing a ton of flags ruins games.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Asproigerosis posted:

Settle down? YOU SETTLE DOWN! You haven't been a fan of two poo poo teams that have never won a natty in the history of ever your whole miserable life.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Elephanthead posted:

No one knows why ratings are down.
It's all that kneeling

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
If the Eagles end up pulling this out, there are going to be all these fucks saying tomorrow how they “needed a scare like this” to prove their grit and whatnot.

gently caress that, says I. I’d rather just blow everyone out every game

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Larry Fitzgerald doesn't know how to play hopscotch

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Asproigerosis posted:

Settle down? YOU SETTLE DOWN! You haven't been a fan of two poo poo teams that have never won a natty in the history of ever your whole miserable life.

This, though, is approaching lostseason.txt

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

shyduck posted:

It's all that kneeling

No joke, I hear this given as the reason more often than I ever thought I would irl.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Asproigerosis posted:

Settle down? YOU SETTLE DOWN! You haven't been a fan of two poo poo teams that have never won a natty in the history of ever your whole miserable life.

Am I getting whooshed here?

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Intruder posted:

Larry Fitzgerald doesn't know how to play hopscotch

I KNOW, RIGHT!?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
I’m genuinely confused by Untuckit shirts. Like, not in a hack comedian sense, but I’m literally baffled at the product concept. There was something structural to the shirt preventing me from wearing it untucked previously?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

shirts and skins posted:

This, though, is approaching lostseason.txt

Lostseason.txt was posted by a fan of a team that won the super bowl THE YEAR BEFORE

Most people alive have never seen an Eagles championship (last was 1960)

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Thaddius the Large posted:

I’m genuinely confused by Untuckit shirts. Like, not in a hack comedian sense, but I’m literally baffled at the product concept. There was something structural to the shirt preventing me from wearing it untucked previously?

The length of the shirt, mostly

Shirts that are cut shorter are for wearing untucked. Really long dress shirts should only be worn tucked in

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Thaddius the Large posted:

I’m genuinely confused by Untuckit shirts. Like, not in a hack comedian sense, but I’m literally baffled at the product concept. There was something structural to the shirt preventing me from wearing it untucked previously?

Most nice dress shirts are too long, you're not supposed to wear anything that goes past your hips untucked

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Thaddius the Large posted:

I’m genuinely confused by Untuckit shirts. Like, not in a hack comedian sense, but I’m literally baffled at the product concept. There was something structural to the shirt preventing me from wearing it untucked previously?

Those overly long shirts look sloppy when not tucked in!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Thaddius the Large posted:

I’m genuinely confused by Untuckit shirts. Like, not in a hack comedian sense, but I’m literally baffled at the product concept. There was something structural to the shirt preventing me from wearing it untucked previously?
They're basically dress shirts that don't have as much of the tuck tails on them. Untuckit is pretty pricey and apparently not great quality

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I can’t even remember the Eagles winning a playoff game.

A Tasteful Nude
Jun 3, 2013

A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)

Thaddius the Large posted:

I’m genuinely confused by Untuckit shirts. Like, not in a hack comedian sense, but I’m literally baffled at the product concept. There was something structural to the shirt preventing me from wearing it untucked previously?

dude yeah wtf

I saw their ad in the newspaper this morning

and now in my football

are they trying to build interest by creating this mystery for us?

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

shyduck posted:

They're basically dress shirts what don't have as much of the tuck tails on them. Untuckit is pretty pricey and apparently not great quality

But apparently they have a good advertising budget.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
I'm Russell Wilson pump faking six yards beyond the line of scrimmage.

Edit: No hesitation gets there first :smug:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm the pump fake 5 yards past the LOS

^^^ :argh:

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Asproigerosis posted:

Settle down? YOU SETTLE DOWN! You haven't been a fan of two poo poo teams that have never won a natty in the history of ever your whole miserable life.

Nice meltdown

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




good lord tackle that midget already

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

axeil posted:

Lostseason.txt was posted by a fan of a team that won the super bowl THE YEAR BEFORE

Most people alive have never seen an Eagles championship (last was 1960)

That post was directed at a Wake Forest fan from a WVU fan though.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
So they flag everything else...but don't flag a guy hitting a guy who calls a fair catch.

Cool, cool.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




so why wasn't that kick-catch

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



axeil posted:

So they flag everything else...but don't flag a guy hitting a guy who calls a fair catch.

Cool, cool.

this

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Nervous posted:

I'm Russell Wilson pump faking six yards beyond the line of scrimmage.

Like a Pavlovian response to being pressured

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