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Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

LSD at the gangbang posted:

On Friday I got stuck in a public restroom for about 20 minutes because someone came in and started purging in another stall, and I didn't want to make my presence known while they were engaging in their eating disorder because that's awkward as hell. Washing your hands as the same time as a stall crier is uncomfortable enough. So I just sat there, listening to someone vomit in order to avoid them knowing I had them heard vomit. :psyduck:

I am the AUG.

They probably did know you were there (since on leaving and coming you can see the closed door and hear if someone goes) and were a bit spooked by the eerie silence. So it was double awkward.

I was only proper bulimic for a few months (bad at purging due to weak gag reflex and it also just generally takes more effort than not eating) but i have a few AUG anecdotes. There are a lot of sweaty and poop-related ones from abusing diet pills, but my favourite is when I purged marshmallows and I couldn't get them to flush, so I had to fetch a spoon and painstakingly scoop them all out in the hope my college roommates wouldn't know what had happened.

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

syscall girl posted:

I never clicked on this because someone spoiled that his wife dies.

But now he's a doll-fucker.

And that isn't the worst take-away.

Wait? Those are sex dolls? I thought they were just mannequins to add to the 50s diner feel of the place.

I've been watching some of his other stuff on YouTube he seems like a fairly nice albeit pretty eccentric dude.

Here's some more of Steven Wheelberg's collection:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMmDqdR-tzU

beato has a new favorite as of 12:19 on Dec 3, 2017

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

beato posted:

Wait? Those are sex dolls? I thought they were just mannequins to add to the 50s diner feel of the place.

I would never presume to speak for Rod Serling, but—

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Count Dankula interviews a Paedophile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzVaeodnam0

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Im the mattress

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
God why the gently caress do these people think their dumb opinions are important enough to be broadcast to the world

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Sludge Tank posted:

God why the gently caress do these people think their dumb opinions are important enough to be broadcast to the world

Please don't sign the entire SA forums

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS




3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

There's no reason it can't be both or a bit of both :shrug: / :can:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Jerry Cotton posted:

There's no reason it can't be both or a bit of both :shrug: / :can:



Right click save as “women and fish” collection.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LingcodKilla posted:

Right click save as “women and fish” collection.

Additional identifiers: clown fish.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Jerry Cotton posted:

Additional identifiers: clown fish.

Sorry my collection is women+accessory, fish. What the fish is doing or dressed as is doesn’t matter.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

beato posted:

Count Dankula interviews a Paedophile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzVaeodnam0

The dude has a whole wikipedia article about him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amos_Yee

The article doesn't seem to mention his latest hot takes, but it is helpfully categorised under 'Pedophile activism'.

Paladinus has a new favorite as of 18:57 on Dec 3, 2017

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

beato posted:

Wait? Those are sex dolls? I thought they were just mannequins to add to the 50s diner feel of the place.

Yeah I have no idea honestly. The thing that was offensive was that he was so callous about the Vegas and Texas shootings.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I can't help but hear a sizzling noise.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

The rolls are like a monty hall game. Behind one of the folds is a tit; behind the other two is a gunt.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Why does this woman have a pastry on her back?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Zipperelli. posted:

Why does this woman have a pastry on her back?

How else is she going to get it home?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

LingcodKilla posted:

Sorry my collection is women+accessory, fish. What the fish is doing or dressed as is doesn’t matter.



When your Macrobrachium rosenbergii had one too many drinks at the bar.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Zipperelli. posted:

Why does this woman have a pastry on her back?

I now want a cream horn the size of a back pack.

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

LingcodKilla posted:

Sorry my collection is women+accessory, fish. What the fish is doing or dressed as is doesn’t matter.



Right click save as “women and some kind of pastry” collection.

Zipperelli. posted:

Why does this woman have a pastry on her back?

I don't care if I'm beaten it had to be done.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Right click save as “women and some kind of pastry” collection.


I don't care if I'm beaten it had to be done.

It's at the Chrysler museum in Norfolk as a part of the permanent glass collection if anyone cares.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Comptroll The Forums posted:

The rolls are like a monty hall game. Behind one of the folds is a tit; behind the other two is a gunt.

I REALLY do not want to find out where the goat is.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Solice Kirsk posted:

I now want a cream horn the size of a back pack.

Call me :wink:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I will, but so help me if this is some sort of innuendo for a penis and not a gigantic delicious pastry filled with whipped cream then I'm going to be very disappointed when I put it in my mouth!

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

LingcodKilla posted:

It's at the Chrysler museum in Norfolk as a part of the permanent glass collection if anyone cares.

I got excited and then I googled and you mean Norfolk, Virginia.

(I'm from Norfolk, England, and thought there might be a cool museum I'd never visited before)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


eating only apples posted:

I got excited and then I googled and you mean Norfolk, Virginia.

(I'm from Norfolk, England, and thought there might be a cool museum I'd never visited before)

I understand. After the USS Wisconsin it’s the best museum in Norfolk, VI.



Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Solice Kirsk posted:

I will, but so help me if this is some sort of innuendo for a penis and not a gigantic delicious pastry filled with whipped cream then I'm going to be very disappointed when I put it in my mouth!

*sends call to voicemail*

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
If I'm being honest though, you probably would have been disappointed even if you were expecting a penis

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

this is how libertarians see themselves

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
New statue in the Oval Office, eh?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I hate these Roman origin story reboots.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


LingcodKilla posted:

Sorry my collection is women+accessory, fish. What the fish is doing or dressed as is doesn’t matter.



Wrong thread, this is lovely and fills me with joy and gratitude

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

cash crab posted:

Wrong thread, this is lovely and fills me with joy and gratitude

Something about the dress and the posture reminds me of some paintings I like.



There's another one that matches a bit better, but I don't have it handy.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Jerry Cotton posted:

There's no reason it can't be both or a bit of both :shrug: / :can:



This is adorable. The look on her face ...

Please tell me she did this as a charity thing for Red Nose Day? (or is that only in Aus.?)

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!

BrigadierSensible posted:

This is adorable. The look on her face ...

Please tell me she did this as a charity thing for Red Nose Day? (or is that only in Aus.?)

This is broom tits lady.
https://imgur.com/a/sEhiY

I have no idea why I can't post a picture directly anymore.

Zombear has a new favorite as of 07:51 on Dec 4, 2017

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Zombear posted:

This is broom tits lady.


I have no idea why I can't post a picture directly anymore.

that's amazing

she's amazing

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Zombear posted:

This is broom tits lady.
https://imgur.com/a/sEhiY

I have no idea why I can't post a picture directly anymore.

Broom is not perfectly perpendicular to the floor. 5/10

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdtETaZKN9s

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