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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

SomeJazzyRat posted:

I speak Heptapod.


That joke was dead on arrival :iamafag:

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Pretty much all animals are opportunistic carnivores/herbivores.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


gently caress. As if I needed another reason to stop eating red meat :smith:

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

But late but, that cow is dead. Broke it's neck iirc

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Rysithusiku posted:

But late but, that cow is dead. Broke it's neck iirc

It could be a video about kittens playing with soft yarn and you'd be guaranteed to see a grisly death if it was hosted on LiveLeak

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Rysithusiku posted:

But late but, that cow is dead. Broke it's neck iirc

Died doing what he loved: suffocating to death from diaphragm paralysis due to cervical trauma.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


"poutine" in a restaurant in New Jersey

really, what were they expecting

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Mm, that classic American cheese membrane.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
More like poo-tine

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

That looks like a melted plastic grocery bag

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Gonna need an explanation and, depending on the explanation, one of those butt gun thingies

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
He just wanted some caulk in his butt.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


A cooler for that hot soccer rear end.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

He just wanted some caulk in his butt.

Sign me up

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

More like poo-tine

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Gonna need an explanation and, depending on the explanation, one of those butt gun thingies

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Some athletes can afford portable bidets.

Javier Martos fell awkwardly and bruised his tailbone; Mr. Freeze is reducing the pain and swelling so he can walk off the field.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
It's "when you don't know what 5 star Thai hot means" on the menu

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Gonna need an explanation and, depending on the explanation, one of those butt gun thingies

quote:

Charleroi’s Javier Martos hurt his butt

Soccer must be good for your glutes, because that rear end is smokin'.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Memento posted:



"poutine" in a restaurant in New Jersey

really, what were they expecting

Take that picture down! Canada may consider it an act of war.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Solice Kirsk posted:

Take that picture down! Canada may consider it an act of war.

IT IS.

IT'S A TRAVESTY AND NEW JERSEY MUST BURN.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

IT IS.

IT'S A TRAVESTY AND NEW JERSEY MUST BURN.

The Canadians have developed this new freeze gun. No butt in Jersey will be safe.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Solice Kirsk posted:

Take that picture down! Canada may consider it an act of war.

Good. Hopefully they get all hosed up on hockey and go down there and regulate.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Memento posted:



"poutine" in a restaurant in New Jersey

really, what were they expecting

<:mad:>

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Let me tell you about "disco fries"

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

dumb. posted:

More like poo-tine

I'm so angry you beat me to that :mad:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Blendy
Jun 18, 2007

She thinks I'm a haughty!

Data Graham posted:

Let me tell you about "disco fries"

Let me tell you about "Irish nachos"

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Blendy posted:

Let me tell you about "Irish nachos"

Why would you want to tell anyone about those when totchos are a thing?

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007


That worked?! :aaa:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Scathach posted:

Yeah, definitely. The herd of beefalo I share a pasture with is incredibly accurate low to the ground.
You must need a long extension cord to be able to post here.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Knormal posted:

You must need a long extension cord to be able to post here.

He's outstanding in his field, etc.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Memento posted:



"poutine" in a restaurant in New Jersey

really, what were they expecting

Not creepy images thread.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Facebook Aunt posted:

But then why not just go the other way? Why engage the tiny dinosaur? And why doesn't the bird leave? It doesn't look like the right season to be protecting a nest. Are they playing?

they don't want to look like a bitch

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Memento posted:



"poutine" in a restaurant in New Jersey

really, what were they expecting

My only issue is why isn't the gravy on top of the cheese? And why so little gravy?

Edit: Well, the biggest issue is that this is a restaurant item.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Not all heroes wear capes

Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 12:49 on Dec 4, 2017

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

He was playin' someone, that's for sure.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



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Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Panel three is breaking the rules; a bad loss.

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