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shitcoin
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 05:19 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 23:29 |
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I don't understand how 4 million bitcoins just go missing.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 05:29 |
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a bone to pick posted:I don't understand how 4 million bitcoins just go missing. a huge irreplaceable part of a real money always always goes missing
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 05:47 |
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This Cryptokitties thing is really cool and the first time I've ever actually seen an easy-to-understand example of how the Etherium network can actually be used in a practical way (even if it's just Crypto beanie babies) I'm trying to buy a kittie on it but the cheapest ones sell out insanely fast and I don't wanna pay more than $20 to mess around with it
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 06:37 |
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a bone to pick posted:I don't understand how 4 million bitcoins just go missing. No chargebacks, simple as that
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 07:16 |
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spandexcajun posted:It's not bitcoin, it's either, but I made $200 this weekend playing cryptokitties.co ! Tulips within tulips. Sorry but I have to upstage cryptokitties with: quote:"Venezuela will create a cryptocurrency," backed by oil, gas, gold and diamond reserves, Maduro said in his regular Sunday televised broadcast, a five-hour showcase of Christmas songs and dancing. https://www.cnbc.com/2017/12/03/venezuela-is-launching-a-cryptocurrency-backed-by-oil-gas-gold-and-diamonds.html
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 09:00 |
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remember bitgem?
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 09:09 |
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Ups_rail posted:remember bitgem? Was that backed by hyperinflation too?
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 09:10 |
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I wish I'd invested in Butterfy Labs
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 09:13 |
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spandexcajun posted:It's not bitcoin, it's either, but I made $200 this weekend playing cryptokitties.co ! I'm glad you had a fun productive weekend exchanging imaginary money for imaginary cats.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 14:04 |
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spandexcajun posted:It's not bitcoin, it's either, but I made $200 this weekend playing cryptokitties.co ! some of those kitties look like squirrels
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 14:28 |
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If the kittens were cuter this might be right up my alley.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 14:43 |
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I made $10 by buying a pretend cat and then immediately selling it E: and now the prices are completely skyrocketing because everyone else wants to do the same, maybe i should've kept it E2: this cryptokitties thing is like BTC in microcosm - prices are spiking right now because Forbes and Techcrunch posted articles about it, so everyone is jumping on board hoping to make a quick buck. I wonder how long until it crashes into the ground? Bardeh fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Dec 4, 2017 |
# ? Dec 4, 2017 14:53 |
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Bardeh posted:I wonder how long until it crashes into the ground? Well, my kitties have doubled in value overnight but I can't sell poo poo because I think the eth network is totally broke. By pictures of cats on the internet. Visa, central banks, large governments, watch out! I have worked for internet companies for 15 years now and the biggest problems are always related to scaling.... adserving, search, social, image hosting, you name it. Crypto can't scale so it won't work. I'm sure someone will figure it out, but it looks pretty far of for now. PROTIP: Buy all the kitties as soon as you can, I'm up $300 now
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 16:02 |
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I'm gonna buy a kitty but not because of Bitcoin, because they're cute.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 16:40 |
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CassandraZara posted:I'm gonna buy a kitty but not because of Bitcoin, because they're cute. good luck to you, it seems like the network is completely overloaded by Kitty transactions and the fees are ridiculous compared to only a few hours ago
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 17:37 |
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what the gently caress is going on in this thread
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 17:46 |
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another cyrptocoin got crashed by a neopets microtransaction skinner box in real life
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 17:52 |
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willroc7 posted:what the gently caress is going on in this thread Kitties
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 17:52 |
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fiat will be replaced by cryptokitties
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 17:57 |
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willroc7 posted:what the gently caress is going on in this thread I’ll tell you what’s going on bitch It’s crypto
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 18:03 |
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And now crypto has morphed to be actual digital beanie babies
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 18:06 |
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If we had all bought bitcoins at 6000 a month at we'd all be rich
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 18:10 |
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Comment from the developers of Cryptokitties on hackernews: "When we started the project, we expected to use a standard, eBay-style, rising auction with successive bids, but that resulted in way too many on-chain transactions. So, we had to find a kind of auction that required just two committed transactions: Starting the auction, and claiming the winning bid. The answer was a descending clock auction, where you set some start price and gradually drop the price over time until someone chooses to pay. (It's formally equivalent to a first-price, sealed bid auction, if you're an auction theory aficionado!) The common name for a descending clock auctions? "Dutch Auction" or "Tulip Auction". The irony is not lost on us..."
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 18:29 |
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spandexcajun posted:The common name for a descending clock auctions? "Dutch Auction" or "Tulip Auction". The irony is not lost on us..." As I said tulips within tulips. I do like how ETH smart contracts are good enough to cave when someone tries to use them. It's as if all cryptos are unsuited for mainstream use.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:55 |
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What happens when wallets are deleted?
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:05 |
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I want to buy a kitty but I don't want to set up a wallet and poo poo *sigh* e: ok it's pretty easy to do actually myDad posted:What happens when wallets are deleted? ... aaaand it's gone! COMRADES fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Dec 4, 2017 |
# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:12 |
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OK I had to make a CoinBase account to buy some EtherCoins so it asked me to put my email in and then it send me the verification code... and now there's no link in the email and nowhere on their page to enter the verification code. e: Had to go back to some other page but manage to do it. COMRADES fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Dec 4, 2017 |
# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:18 |
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COMRADES posted:OK I had to make a CoinBase account to buy some EtherCoins so it asked me to put my email in and then it send me the verification code... and now there's no link in the email and nowhere on their page to enter the verification code. Welcome to crypto. If you'd done this very easy thing in February of this year and invested 1% of your net worth, you could be worth tens of thousands of dollars at this point. Or zero.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:21 |
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Lol thread luminaries divabot and now COMRADES are stymied by "signing up for stuff online" that's really weird to me Good luck goons
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:23 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Lol thread luminaries divabot and now COMRADES are stymied by "signing up for stuff online" that's really weird to me Everything is all verified and whatnot and I'm trying to buy ETH and it keeps loading on the "Confirm Purchase" thing and then flashing 'User is unable to buy' at me. What now? Do I let it run until it works, do I hit the buy button or refresh again (but I don't want to get charged 2x...), do I call them? e: Oh I need to submit photo ID and get verified. lol but they don't say that. COMRADES fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Dec 4, 2017 |
# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:23 |
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COMRADES posted:Everything is all verified and whatnot and I'm trying to buy ETH and it keeps loading on the "Confirm Purchase" thing and then flashing 'User is unable to buy' at me. Did you know that 3 million people, 3 million, signed up for a Coinbase account from start of September to end of November 3 million people can manage to make that webpage work, I hope you can find your way to this illicit cabal and join them
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:25 |
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I was going to joke about how many of those accounts were bots, but then I wondered if we were going to see a complete bot market somewhere one day from a series of rogue algorithms that’s just bots trading virtual currency with other bots.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:27 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Did you know that 3 million people, 3 million, signed up for a Coinbase account from start of September to end of November What does that loving mean to me guy lol if I can't easily buy a kitty how is my gf's mom who can barely log in to her email supposed to do it?
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:28 |
The page actually is crap though, when I signed up for it a few months ago it kept failing to accept my driver's license photo which was perfectly readable and there was no one to talk to about it since they don't really have support
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:28 |
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COMRADES posted:What does that loving mean to me guy lol if I can't easily buy a kitty how is my gf's mom who can barely log in to her email supposed to do it? 3 million people didn't have email problems and managed it in the span of a few months, so while there are hiccups it seems to work for many people
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:30 |
LOL crypto can really do no wrong in the eyes of Ham
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:34 |
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Coinbase is good but it has this weird front-end race condition glitch where it shows all your balances as $0.00 from time to time. Perhaps an omen for things to come.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:35 |
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Goodpancakes posted:LOL crypto can really do no wrong in the eyes of Ham It can convince people to eat their own left testicle.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:36 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 23:29 |
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Goodpancakes posted:LOL crypto can really do no wrong in the eyes of Ham lol I find it hilarious that people are like "I can't work a webpage" while 3 million randoms on the internet manage it and are like "Clearly crypto is hosed because I can't work an email verification" unironically which was the same move divabot did
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:37 |