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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

theflyingexecutive posted:

guillotine in the streets
firing squad in the sheets


come on man

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

A friend of mine once tried to eat twenty Taco Bell tacos in one sitting on a dare. By the time he got to the end* he described the last one as "congealed."

*the end of his attempt, not the end of the bag. I think he made it to about fifteen?

I assume his fourteen hours spent in the bathroom wasn't fun

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

euphronius posted:

no wonder Americans are so fat if they think 2000 calories is normal for an old person

poo poo, here in the south that 2000 calories is in the sweet tea alone.

Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:



Sick

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Do I get two slices for the $7? Or is that per slice?

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

Just overheard one of my 40-something coworkers telling another one of these idiots about the "What should Christians do about same sex attraction" meeting they had at church last week. I didn't listen till the end, but I assume the answer wasn't "you should just gently caress about it."

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Captain_Maclaine posted:

A friend of mine once tried to eat twenty Taco Bell tacos in one sitting on a dare. By the time he got to the end* he described the last one as "congealed."

*the end of his attempt, not the end of the bag. I think he made it to about fifteen?

I'm kind of disappointed in your friend. I feel like 20 tacos is do-able for a dare.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO1xRUnDkWM

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

poo poo, here in the south that 2000 calories is in the sweet tea alone.

bless your heart.....with hardening valves

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

I haven't had cinnamon sugar butter toast in a long time

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Chokes McGee posted:

I assume his fourteen hours spent in the bathroom wasn't fun

poopin is the only ethical joy in life

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
What if I use my boner for exsanguination of lesser humans?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

eat the rich

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Lol not surprising it happened in forest City. They have a KKK presence.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lastgirl posted:

trump is going to crumple up on the toilet after stroking out because he strained a little too hard after his poop shreds his colon and i cant wait

Was there cum

C/d

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Hemingway totally sold out with old man and the sea btw

oh well he got his nobel prize

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

C-SPAM: one whiff and you're stiff

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



u know how firing squads used to use only one bullet so it makes any of the gunmen feel less gulty in killing someone

that instead all the guns but 1 fires a real bullet to mak ethem dout shootin sum1 and keep the thirst for blood alive for next itme

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
really good content today folks, keep it up

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Thatim posted:

poopin is the only ethical joy in life
this unironically

poop enriches the soil and lets wormies and flies turn it into plant butter

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

they didn't use one bullet they gave one guy a blank randomly

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

trums is eating for gains and it's working see ben garrison's cartoons

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

no wonder why he's so salty at people :yum:

jesus gently caress :stare:

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

the toast kitchen closes at 5 pm cause they can't find a second toastier with a michelin star

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Unperson_47 posted:

u know how firing squads used to use only one bullet so it makes any of the gunmen feel less gulty in killing someone

that instead all the guns but 1 fires a real bullet to mak ethem dout shootin sum1 and keep the thirst for blood alive for next itme

Let us not line the pockets of big guns

Instead let us beat them to death with gold bars

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/352796146927796226

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Chokes McGee posted:

C-SPAM: one whiff and you're stiff

new forum title please~

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

gently caress, now i want tacos

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
trump's garbo diet makes him more relatable to regular ppl lol

SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

Lastgirl posted:

no wonder why he's so salty at people :yum:

wish there was a way to map his mcdonalds intake to tweet output

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


lol

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Iron Crowned posted:

What if I use my boner for exsanguination of lesser humans?

reverse blood pipe

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

christ

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Vaah posted:

What the gently caress is adventure bread

It's gluten free bread apparently.

It looks like bird food or suet.

http://www.momskitchenhandbook.com/uncategorized/adventure-bread/

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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



only time i had avocado toast I ordered it from a subway bakery in tokyo. I saw it on the menu and laughed the way you do when you see something you thought was mythical.

it was pretty good! they put lots of other veggies in it too

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