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WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

But what happens when flipper fights back



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_dolphin

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Thanks guys

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Ehud posted:

When you get cheated on the best thing to do is listen to angry music and lift weights

Yeah loving this. I got divorced in 2013 and hit the gym hard core. Lost like 50 pounds and felt so drat good. Then got I married last year and gained a ton of weight back. Now I'm working on losing at least 30 pounds and just focusing on how I look and feel as opposed to the number on the scale. I've been soda-free for 1 week!

FizFashizzle posted:

Good for you.

Go slut it up.

Also this. Especially after I lost the weight.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

It amazes me that a movement centered on men has gone far enough off the rails to demonize jerking it.

When I first heard about NoFap, they were mainly talking about how they did it because porn and jerking it exploits the brain, and also shows the wrong view of sex. It sounded admirable in some sort of way. Seems like it really went in a wrong direction.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

seiferguy posted:

When I first heard about NoFap, they were mainly talking about how they did it because porn and jerking it exploits the brain, and also shows the wrong view of sex. It sounded admirable in some sort of way. Seems like it really went in a wrong direction.

People do it because once someone accepts that sort of social control over themselves they'll let you control all sorts of things about them.

Also it keeps you wound up and angry which is what they need. There's a reason for the phrase
"Before you do anything crazy, jerk off---then think about it"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I've... never heard that phrase.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
“never make a big decision without sleeping on it” is the expression I’m familiar with...

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Joe Rogan used it in his stand up once. He also is a hero of the alt right if I'm not mistaken...

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


186 posted:

1. Go meet up with her best friend. Someone who would know everything about her.
2. gently caress her.

Done this, would reccomend

but do the weights first.

GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Dec 4, 2017

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

seiferguy posted:

Joe Rogan used it in his stand up once. He also is a hero of the alt right if I'm not mistaken...

Nah he's just a dummy that lets anyone regardless of intelligence level ramble on his podcast. He's got EVERYONE on there from all over the political spectrum.

I kind of despise him lately but I think he's just sometimes mildly retarded instead of actively malicious

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

SHOAH NUFF posted:

“never make a big decision without sleeping on it” is the expression I’m familiar with...

Well yeah but how are you gonna get to sleep?

vvv :barf:

Freaquency fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Dec 4, 2017

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
#goals

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Each individual tooth on the front zipper is hanging on for dear life.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Chris Christie is a Weeble that grew legs.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
Rogan is a libertarian fwiw

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

WHOOPS posted:

Rogan is a libertarian fwiw

Yeah I don't particularly like him, he's popular and gets some really interesting people on his show and knows a bit about MMA so it can be a good driving/house cleaning time waster.

I prefer Unqualified and sometimes Pardon my take but those guys unironically use SJW as a term more than Rogan

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is it good or bad that one of my first thoughts is that at least I won't have to do anything with her stupid rear end family this Holidays

Lol my ex broke up with me the day after Christmas last year so I still had to do all that poo poo.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001





Guess I'm not gonna be able to join the nofap movement for awhile.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Kalli posted:



Guess I'm not gonna be able to join the nofap movement for awhile.

Did they really accidently raise the taxes on a coal company? They can't even be evil correctly.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/AP/status/937792159272652803

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Quiet Feet posted:

Chris Christie is a Weeble that grew legs.

An insatiable lust for pie would explain all that weight, yeah. Also holy poo poo is that a deep Internet cut.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Skwirl posted:

Did they really accidently raise the taxes on a coal company? They can't even be evil correctly.

They lowered the corporate income tax rate to 20%, but forgot to change the AMT (which is basically the floor for how far they can deduct their taxes). The AMT is at 20%, so they accidentally got rid of all corporate tax loopholes in exchange for lowering the upfront tax rate.

Even with this mistake, it still costs almost 1.5 T, and will go up significantly once they fix this. They'll probably pay for it by adding back in all of the crazy poo poo from the House Bill, like the grad student tax

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


First they came for the Muslims...

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Quiet Feet posted:

Chris Christie is a Weeble that grew legs.

I'd say he's more of a Higglytown Hero.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Pack the court.

Now.

Alternatively, impeach Gorsuch, Alito, Thomas and Roberts and then ban impeaching justices. The GOP doesn't give a poo poo about reasons, why should we?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

axeil posted:

Pack the court.

Now.

Alternatively, impeach Gorsuch, Alito, Thomas and Roberts and then ban impeaching justices. The GOP doesn't give a poo poo about reasons, why should we?

You and what majority in the house and 2/3rds majority in the senate?

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

The Glumslinger posted:

You and what majority in the house and 2/3rds majority in the senate?

And when Gorsuch is the deciding vote on gerrymandering, the only option will be revolution, friends

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

News is mudslide of depressing things anymore. Jesus Christ this has been a day.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
just in case anyone was as confused as i was, this removes the stay the lower courts had imposed, not a ruling on merit. still, an awful decision cause this version of the EO is indefinite, so a lot of people are hosed until this eventually does go to the Supreme Court.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Garbage
Odious
Party

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

And when Gorsuch is the deciding vote on gerrymandering, the only option will be revolution, friends

If and when the revolution begins save me a cot in your bunker.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
To be clear the fight over the muslim ban is not over, the Supreme Court is still allowing the challenges (well can't disallow them more like) that are stuck in lower courts. It 'only' allows this ban to go in place while all of that goes on. Which could take a long time of course, but those challenges to the ban do still exist and need to be dealt with.

e: Oops missed Whoops beating me here.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
The original ban was a 90 day ban until we "wrapped our brains around whatevers happening", 300 days later and a bunch of American born shooters have new high scores on the mass murders list

🤔

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Ugh I don't even loving remember how to date. I met this girl nearly 3 years ago working at Barnes and Noble and before that I was at school so meeting girls was easy as hell. gently caress do I do now?

Ugh I'm just bummed.

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Dec 4, 2017

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Amy Pole Her posted:

If and when the revolution begins save me a cot in your bunker.

The farm is defensible, but we'll go directly to my :airquote: cabin :airquote: in Clarion county just outside of Cook's Forest

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Ugh I don't even loving remember how to date. I met this girl nearly 3 years ago working at Barnes and Noble and before that I was at school so meeting and going through girls was easy as hell. gently caress do I do now?

Ugh I'm just bummed.

I would say "don't overthink it and just be yourself" but I've also been with the same woman for a decade so I probably know less than you :shepface: Maybe don't get into anything too serious until you get over your last relationship?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

The Glumslinger posted:

They lowered the corporate income tax rate to 20%, but forgot to change the AMT (which is basically the floor for how far they can deduct their taxes). The AMT is at 20%, so they accidentally got rid of all corporate tax loopholes in exchange for lowering the upfront tax rate.

Even with this mistake, it still costs almost 1.5 T, and will go up significantly once they fix this. They'll probably pay for it by adding back in all of the crazy poo poo from the House Bill, like the grad student tax

But how would this raise a company's tax bill? Like I get that for a bunch of companies it just wouldn't help them at all because they were paying at the AMT already, but I don't understand how it raises it (I also don't understand almost anything about taxes, if online tax forms didn't exist I'm sure I would have accidently committed tax fraud years ago and be in jail now).

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Blitz7x posted:

The original ban was a 90 day ban until we "wrapped our brains around whatevers happening", 300 days later and a bunch of American born shooters have new high scores on the mass murders list

🤔

Unsolvable mental health issues, my man. Quit focusing on things we can't fix and get on board with the ban!

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Ugh I don't even loving remember how to date. I met this girl nearly 3 years ago working at Barnes and Noble and before that I was at school so meeting girls was easy as hell. gently caress do I do now?

Ugh I'm just bummed.

I haven't gotten any proper dates out of it, but reading a book alone in a bar has caused women to randomly come up and talk to me on several occasions.

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