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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I...I just called it. By sheer dumb luck.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Neat. An arena event. These drastically differ from the browser version.



Events encompass a large circle on the arena. The less total fighters that participated in an arena, the bigger the circle is. Here, apparently a colony of giant spiders are descending on Caufman. I buggered out and am now sleeping in the center of the map.

Each event has a different lethality percentage. The higher the percentage, the more likely a combatant will die if it stays in the circle. One thing I don't like is that there does not appear to be a way to have an event affect all combatants, other than pausing the game and manually moving each character into the circle.

But, let's see what happens!

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!




DEER LORD WHAT A SUPLEX!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Apparently, not much happened. I wandered back into the arena event while Caufman stayed in the circle the whole time. Neither of us died. The event went away. Maybe they were picky eaters.

Why is everybody else hanging out by the lake :psyduck:



Everybody's using this moment to eat and drink up. Nobody seems to be fighting each other as we move into day 3...




Heh, look at mr big brewer over here

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Dec 4, 2017

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


I got to do a Mexican Rolling Clutch.

I am pleased with this outcome.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:stare:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:toot:

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

He thought he could, he thought he could, he thought he could

Caufman
May 7, 2007
At least I got crunkd

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I killed 3 people then got bored and ended it all. I was looking for that ultimate high!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Ooooh yeaaaah!

Do I wim a prize for being the murderiest of Goons? (Except that Norwegian Goon with a submarine)

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Gridlocked posted:

Ooooh yeaaaah!

Do I wim a prize for being the murderiest of Goons? (Except that Norwegian Goon with a submarine)

Silly goon! The real prize was the journey, not its destination!


I'd love to do another one of these with more goons. Maybe aim for 50!

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

EorayMel posted:

Somebody smelled weakness!



wilhelm scream

Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007

At least I got first kill. Though that probably set me up as a target for everyone else. :negative:

Indecisive Squirrel
Apr 28, 2009

EorayMel posted:

...theres some sort of three-way going on with Putty, Codependent Poster(still sleeping), and Doctor Strangelove going on at 4 AM in a lake.

Is our winner going to be someone from this group! I think so! I like this new game, even if I’m killed off the first day. :tinfoil:

Oh heck I missed where a winner was announced. Here’s to next season!

Indecisive Squirrel fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Dec 4, 2017

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



So do we want to go with the Steam game from here on out?

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


If it's on than I'll join.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





I'd be down to get murdered hilariously if this stays with the goon theme.

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010
Almost makes me wish I had an avatar, this does.

Indecisive Squirrel
Apr 28, 2009

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

So do we want to go with the Steam game from here on out?

I’ve liked both of them. I’d hate to lose the classic one.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Keep da klassic.
Goonarena isn't as fun.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Indecisive Squirrel posted:

I’ve liked both of them. I’d hate to lose the classic one.

Caaaaaaan do!

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
If we're doing that one again I'm down.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
Yeah, throw me in the arena.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Throw me back in. If Chicken Doodle joins as well I'll have my revenge.

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

I'm fine with another round. Revenge will be mine.

Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007

Collateral Damage posted:

Throw me back in. If Chicken Doodle joins as well I'll have my revenge.

I’ll bash yer head in, swear on me mam.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I nominate:

Mr. balowski

And

Il Duce.

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
Put me in again, I want to not die due to a punch in the face.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
I will escape the arena this time

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I'm in for round 2.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I’ll do it if there is still room for round 2

Indecisive Squirrel
Apr 28, 2009
I’m in for round 2. I will have my revenge. :catstare:

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Building a pit trap? Punching a man to death? Dying like a punk? That's so me! :iamafag:

I'll go in for Round 2.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I'll defend my title

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Gonna try to do goon fight round 2 in a few minutes. Last call for people who want in on this competition.

I'll add a few more goons to round it to 30 fighters out incase nobody else opts to sign up.

I saved the lake map seed btw, seeing as how there was a lot of action in the bottom water source should I keep it or roll with a new one?

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


I'm back in.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i'll go i guess

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Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I am in

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