MNF: PIT @ CIN 12/5

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Naturally Selected: Nov 28, 2007; by Cyrano4747

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I mean the ball comes out after his butt hits the ground right? Am I missing something?

He saw the bears td challenge and tried to do one better. Sadly, he didn't.

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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Nothing in football is more fun for me to watch than Giovani Bernard trucking somebody

# ? Dec 5, 2017 04:57

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

It worries me though that he's taking so many carries. Seems like he could really get worn down cough the ball up

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Naturally Selected: Nov 28, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Please don't gently caress this up bengals.

# ? Dec 5, 2017 04:58

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Show me more of Ben's stupid butthurt face pls thank you

# ? Dec 5, 2017 04:58

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Eifert Posting posted:

Nothing in football is more fun for me to watch than Giovani Bernard trucking somebody

He trucked over two different guys on that carry, and the second one he had about one step to gain momentum

e: Favre you feel great all the time, that's how opiates work

# ? Dec 5, 2017 04:59

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I wonder what Ben�s thinking about�

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fsif: Jul 18, 2003

I think I post some variation of this every time I watch a Steelers game, but Ben is really ugly

# ? Dec 5, 2017 04:59

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Too bad Andre Smith can't see this Flabs 2 Abs commercial

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:00

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Giovanni at 5 foot 8 has this weird ability to truck people off their feet and issue really nasty blocks in the backfield and it always reminds me of some little kid imagining themselves playing football.

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:00

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I'm the soccer mom wearing the copperfitback over my clothes in public to load groceries.

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:00

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Dupree is so bad

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:01

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

fsif posted:

I think I post some variation of this every time I watch a Steelers game, but Ben is really ugly

He looks weird for a quarterback, more like he belongs posting on this forum rather than on the football field. But the thing is, he's ugly on the inside too and that's why I don't like him

lol at making Dalton look like Russel Wilson

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:01

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

Android Apocalypse posted:

I wonder what Ben�s thinking about�

rape

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:01

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

lol Andy

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:01

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Android Apocalypse posted:

I wonder what Ben�s thinking about�

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:01

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

lol

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:01

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Sean McDonough posted:

What the hell is going on?

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:02

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:02

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Is it just me or has this been a really clean game with almost no penalties?

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

the bengals like to pursue where a player currently is. it's one of the reasons they are very good

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:03

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Eagles and Steelers getting exposed back to back is p. funny.

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:03

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Android Apocalypse posted:

I wonder what Ben’s thinking about…

I should probably talk about my retirement after this game.

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:03

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

sportsgenius86 posted:

Dupree is so bad

He really is

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Anorexic Robot: Nov 11, 2012

Android Apocalypse posted:

I wonder what Ben�s thinking about�

thats his thoughts in the subtitles in jumbled CTE speak

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:03

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Oooo Patriots vs. Dolphins on Monday night. holy gently caress i can't wait

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:03

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Eagles and Steelers getting exposed back to back is p. funny.

Dude have you ever seen a Bengals 4th quarter before?

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:04

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Anorexic Robot posted:

thats his thoughts in the subtitles in jumbled CTE speak

I honestly that that that was :thejoke:

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:04

b0ng: Jan 16, 2004; Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

I�m going to sit here and hate watch the Steelers only to see them win in the final minute and I look like a bitch

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:04

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Eifert Posting posted:

Dude have you ever seen a Bengals 4th quarter before?

No, this is the first time I've ever bothered

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:04

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Eifert Posting posted:

Dude have you ever seen a Bengals 4th quarter before?

I only knew about their prime time Andy Dalton stereotype.

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:05

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

I only knew about their prime time Andy Dalton stereotype.

Your avatar, has Doobie made a resurgence?

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:06

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

I only knew about their prime time Andy Dalton stereotype.

Here are three things you should know about the Bengals from Cincinnati.

They will always show you a new way to lose a game.

They have never made a half time adjustment.

Butts

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:07

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

NFL GMs didn't draft Lawson because they didn't like his short stature despite that givig him natural leverage and despite him clowning NFL SEC tackles on the regular. NFL GMs are dumb as poo poo.

Lawson has the most pressures out of any rookie by a sizable margin.

# ? Dec 5, 2017 05:07