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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Anyone else playing Assassins Creed: Origins?

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Intruder posted:

It's funny seeing "Just don't be a creep" followed by a mathematical breakdown of message to hookup ratio

Also didn't it come out that like 90% of the women on Ashley Madison are bots

Yeah, all the sister sites have the same problem too. The chance that someone actually cheated on someone through Ashley Madison is really low.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Yesterday I saw Lady Bird

Tonight I am seeing Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

I put my feet on the seat in front of me because no one is here!!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Spoeank posted:

Mueller pulled Manaforts bail deal lmbo
he was still working with russians 4 days ago :xd:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

seiferguy posted:

Yeah, all the sister sites have the same problem too. The chance that someone actually cheated on someone through Ashley Madison is really low.

Aside from My Nigga D-Link's divorced friend.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

seiferguy posted:

Yeah, all the sister sites have the same problem too. The chance that someone actually cheated on someone through Ashley Madison is really low.

From what my friend says, it's mostly recently divorced people and/or hotwife couples whose male halves have broken weiners or are no longer interested in their spouse sexually. I got a whole lecture on "bulls" not too long ago lmao

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

From what my friend says, it's mostly recently divorced people and/or hotwife couples whose male halves have broken weiners or are no longer interested in their spouse sexually. I got a whole lecture on "bulls" not too long ago lmao

Double checking the data dump on Ashley Madison, your friend is almost certainly lying. 10% of the women on there not being bots was super generous.

"wikipedia posted:

. Only 9,700 of the 5 million female account had ever replied to a message
That's slightly less than one fifth of one percent responding to even a single message.

Edit:

quote:

Claire Brownell suggested that the Turing test could be possibly passed by the women-imitating chatbots that fooled millions of men into buying special accounts.

Your friend jacked off to a robot and called it a win.

Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Dec 5, 2017

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Blitz7x posted:

Mods please change my name to Tsavong Lah or Nom Anor tia

Lmfao I love you, Blitz.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Blitz7x posted:

Mods please change my name to Tsavong Lah or Nom Anor tia

Edit: holy double-post Batman

pubic works project fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Dec 5, 2017

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Skwirl posted:

Double checking the data dump on Ashley Madison, your friend is almost certainly lying. 10% of the women on there not being bots was super generous.
That's slightly less than one fifth of one percent responding to even a single message.

Since I'm not interested in following his lead, I don't really care. I just think words and concepts like 'bulls' and 'hotwife' are funny

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Since I'm not interested in following his lead, I don't really care. I just think words and concepts like 'bulls' and 'hotwife' are funny

Since you may have missed my edit:

quote:

Claire Brownell suggested that the Turing test could be possibly passed by the women-imitating chatbots that fooled millions of men into buying special accounts.

Skwirl posted:

Your friend jacked off to a robot and called it a win.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Skwirl posted:

Since you may have missed my edit:

In a made up language that signifies erectile dysfuntion and cuckholds

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Just had some Popeyes spicy tenders with biscuit and mashed potatoes

It was pretty great

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Grabbing beers with Flikken at the end of my long journey

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Intruder posted:

Just had some Popeyes spicy tenders with biscuit and mashed potatoes

It was pretty great

Popeyes owns, good choice

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Intruder posted:

Just had some Popeyes spicy tenders with biscuit and mashed potatoes

It was pretty great

Spicy tenders and red beans and rice is my poo poo

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Grabbing beers with Flikken at the end of my long journey
goon love is the best love

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I had popeyes for the first time in my life a couple days after last thanksgiving and I was really impressed.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


So Kiddie Fiddler (R-AL) has RNC funding again

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
And a full throated endorsement from mango mussolini

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
3 more days until the psych movie :swoon:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Joey Freshwater posted:

Anyone else playing Assassins Creed: Origins?

I bought it the day after Black Friday so I'll get to it eventually.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Shouldn't be surprised, I mean their tax bill also made it clear they love to gently caress kids

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
today I got a crash course on the startup and maintenence of our 15 year old 500KW ERP TV transmitter which will likely fall to IT once all the engineers retire sooner rather than later.

lesson 1: the Jesus stick.

Which you use to short out the IOT or you get to see Jesus.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

So Kiddie Fiddler (R-AL) has RNC funding again

This year kicks rear end.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I mean, they couldn't just pull a college repub off the street?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Well we saw what happened to the last candidate Trump endorsed

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Intruder posted:

Well we saw what happened to the last candidate Trump endorsed

Yeah, but this time the election is in Alabama: Shithole of America.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
So was the last one (primary)

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Intruder posted:

3 more days until the psych movie :swoon:

I have been checking out various seasons on DVD from the library to prepare! (Stupid Netflix)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Did Netflix take it off? Dangit

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Look at it this way, imagine how scared they are of Jones' polling if they are gonna 180 on a rapist

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol if you really believe Jones has a chance

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Hope is a lie

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Intruder posted:

Did Netflix take it off? Dangit

Maybe it's on. Maybe it's off.

I've heard it both ways :haw:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

So Kiddie Fiddler (R-AL) has RNC funding again

I will from now until the end of time call the Republicans the party of child fuckers and I won't even be wrong.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


axeil posted:

I will from now until the end of time call the Republicans the party of child fuckers and I won't even be wrong.

Call every republican voter a child fucker. To their face.

I plan to.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

Call every republican voter a child fucker. To their face.

I plan to.

There's a guy at my office who looooves Trump. Sadly I'm a contractor or I would ask him how many kids he's hosed.

Literally, from now until the end of time if someone IDs as a Republican you have to ask them how many children they've had sexual intercourse with. If they say 0, ask how many they want to because they clearly all want to so bad, otherwise why support a pedophile?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Lmao dennis hastert my dudes

The kiddie diddling aint new, even in the recent past

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Hey friens allow ol rinaldo to get self indulgent but i'm drinking scotch on vacation and enjoy8ing reading your posts before bed! Gonna apt khide in harlem then go to NYC national history museuem on wed and Bronx zoo Friday lov eyou fam

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