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Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Rex-Goliath posted:

that or ignore that their pay should be double what it currently is if wages had kept up with productivity gains since the 80s

My friend's dad is first generation born in America and thinks minimum wage is bad and if we got rid of it, businesses would feel more free to pay people better

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

In a hypothetical alien slave colony, would there be universal healthcare though?

Because if I'm trapped in interdimensional timeless servitude but also I don't have to pay for treatment for space aids, bring on the aliens because that's a net gain from the current situation in America.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

In a hypothetical alien slave colony, would there be universal healthcare though?

"We have come to enslave your race"

"You guys got universal healthcare for slaves?"

"Please, we're aliens not monsters"

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Guys, I just realized...

Our tax dollars are paying for Trump's McDonald's meals...

Every dollar you pay in taxes is another calorie in his face...

Turns out we've all got blood on our hands...

Heh...

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
l...ol?

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/937892832144183297

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

FuhrerHat posted:

just remember that if aliens invaded we all gotta fight together

the right wing isn't about unity in the face of adversity or pulling together for the greater good. the people motivated exclusively by self interest will be collaborators.

i say we preemptively execute them as traitors.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
I like McDonald's, but I'm probably biased. But honestly, please do not only eat fast food. It will kill you. Especially when you eat 3000+ calories for each meal.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
https://twitter.com/ShitAccountTour/status/937818219926126598

I don't get it, why isn't trump's account seeded?? Is he exempt because he'd just win every year??

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ill smash some taco bell or McDs like once a month at most and I will feel like poo poo the next day.

the idea of eating it almost every day is utterly horrifying

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

priznat posted:

https://twitter.com/ShitAccountTour/status/937818219926126598

I don't get it, why isn't trump's account seeded?? Is he exempt because he'd just win every year??

Lauren Loomer vs Laura Southern right of out the gate!

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

my balls.... howled right the gently caress off.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
Heard the Dollop and had many lols.

Also, potential lols:

Two Scoops Twitter might get banned from Europe and the UK maybe. They block the KKK, if someone makes a stink big enough, he might get on that list.

Speculative lol: if the lawyer is allowed to draft tweets from the official DonnieTweeter, does it still qualify as a "President's newsworthy outlet" that protects that sweet, sweet blue checkmark?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


speculation: The lawyer did not write the tweet, but said he did to get himself disbarred rather than see the case through

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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isnt prince like wanted for light treason for trying to make his own air force in africa?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Brilliant Legal 8d Chess Master: The president didn't write that tweet that implicated him in crime because I, his lawyer who is paid specifically to protect him from legal entanglements, did it from his account. Also the president cannot commit crime because it is impossible.

The American Political Machine: *nods solemnly*

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

Jestery posted:

"We have come to enslave your race"

"You guys got universal healthcare for slaves?"

"Please, we're aliens not monsters"

*Aliens invade and enslave us all, providing treatment to injured slaves to get them back to the dirt mines*
*Healthy slaves riot, demanding that alien overlords not apportion any part of their haul to helping or feeding other slaves too injured or worn out*
*Healthy slaves systematically worked to death after having to pick up slack from other, now-dead slaves*
*With their dying breath "At least these inhuman monsters who killed us all weren't socialists"*

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

PFTcommenter is a good account though

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

buddhanc posted:

PFTcommenter is a good account though

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

priznat posted:

https://twitter.com/ShitAccountTour/status/937818219926126598

I don't get it, why isn't trump's account seeded?? Is he exempt because he'd just win every year??

Wait... Mia Khalifa? Is she a CHUD or something?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Kung Food posted:

Wait... Mia Khalifa? Is she a CHUD or something?

shes a washed up porn starlet who tries to lure men into DMs so she can publicly make fun of them being 'thirsty'

JuJu Smith-Schuster dunked on her a few months ago:

https://twitter.com/TeamJuJu/status/923009470296334336

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

Skypie posted:

My friend's dad is first generation born in America and thinks minimum wage is bad and if we got rid of it, businesses would feel more free to pay people better

No, the argument is that businesses would feel more free to pay better people better, implying that the speaker is better. This is the same path of logic that pleads, oh please, oh please let the children work - isn't it unfair to keep them from a paycheck? (usually this argument is successful because, if you're having it, people are poor and desperate).

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
So who wants to marry me for Canadian citizenship. Please form a single file line and have your application form ready when I call your number.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

In a hypothetical alien slave colony, would there be universal healthcare though?

Of course! Didn't you read Breitbart? Universal Healthcare IS slavery.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Skypie posted:

My friend's dad is first generation born in America and thinks minimum wage is bad and if we got rid of it, businesses would feel more free to pay people better

They would get paid better because all the janitors and maids and low-rank people could get paid less!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Dr.Caligari posted:

“I’d estimate since I told my friends (me) that I voted for trump, I started posting 100% more stdh”

they can't even pretend to have sex with hot chicks because they're all being brainwashed by feminism and the sadness is too close to home to pretend

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/christinawilkie/status/937803323612200961

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


Macrowave Oven posted:

I am broken. My dopamine receptors are as stretched and worn as Kirk Johnson's anus.

One minute I'm screaming an internal monologue at strawmen, the next I'm crushed by the reality that the only way to properly excise my demons is to... uh... I don't even know how.

Therapy? Self medication? Doomsday prepping? Internet posting?

Please, goons, tell me I'm not alone. I've lurked here for years and have spent so much time lacking any kind of meaningful content to add to this well-established forum for opinion. Regardless, there has to he other people who feel this way, right?

Welcome to the Republican Party

Sushi Racer
Apr 2, 2007

And the winner is...
The McDonald Trump Administration





Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Turtlicious posted:

YA'LL CAN'T TAKE HOPE FROM ME.

I've got it, and everything is going to be fine.

Things matter, and they're not going to destroy my country.

Nihilism is cowardice.

From a ways back but you're absolutely right. Things are bad now (although very much lol), that does not mean things will anyways be bad. You guys are like a bunch of football stands whose team loses a game or has a bad season and all the sudden omg it's completely over we're all doomed.

Virginia proved that isn't the case. Once the gop are neutered in congress things will be a lot different. Once they've lost the presidency due to their fat piss drinking retard President who has record disapproval ratings things will be different. Hold tight and lol brothers, even when things seem horrible. Most of this bullshit will eventually be undone. Americans who absolutely despise this tax bill will eventually get their chance to let the gop know. gently caress that party may be broken after everything that's happened. Virginia prices that yes, this do matter

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
I'm feeling like trump admitting he's a felon has really put a damper on the past couple of day's lols, seems like a bad side effect

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Streak posted:

So who wants to marry me for Canadian citizenship. Please form a single file line and have your application form ready when I call your number.

can you suck dick through a straw

RobotDogPolice
Dec 1, 2016
I love that these conservative cartoonists draw Trump like he's in shape for his age and wearing suits that fit.

Notice me senpai

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



Manafort's probably struggling to figure out who Flynn hasn't ratted on yet.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Okay first of all, the gently caress is an ethno-nationalist? Just say nazi already.

Second, you mean that a group of mouth breathing toxic white frat boys who vehemently hate women and minorities aren't really listening to the alt right woman's opinions, but are only interested in them for sex?! If only there was a constant stream of garbage bile directed at women for these poor women to figure out this situation before it was too late! :ohdear:

Finally, how does any woman willing join the alt-right? "No individual choices in life for me thanks, my only purpose is to have white babies and clean up after my ubermensch mate." What a great life to aspire to reach.

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Dec 5, 2017

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

TulliusCicero posted:

Okay first of all, the gently caress is an ethno-nationalist? Just say nazi already.

Second, you mean that a group of mouth breathing toxic white frat boys who vehemently hate women and minorities aren't really listening to the alt right woman's opinions, but are only interested in them for sex?! If only there was a constant stream of garbage bile directed at women for these poor women to figure out this situation before it was too late! :ohdear:

Finally, how does any woman willing join the alt-right? "No individual choices in life for me thanks, my only purpose is to have white babies and clean up after my ubermensch mate." What a great life to aspire to reach.

Don't kinkshame

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

TulliusCicero posted:

Okay first of all, the gently caress is an ethno-nationalist? Just say nazi already.

Second, you mean that a group of mouth breathing toxic white frat boys who vehemently hate women and minorities aren't really listening to the alt right woman's opinions, but are only interested in them for sex?! If only there was a constant stream of garbage bile directed at women for these poor women to figure out this situation before it was too late! :ohdear:

Finally, how does any woman willing join the alt-right? "No individual choices in life for me thanks, my only purpose is to have white babies and clean up after my ubermensch mate." What a great life to aspire to reach.

Ethno-nationalist is kinda like when you get Dr K soda instead of Dr Pepper. They're not gonna come out and say "we should kill minorities." They just think their country should consist of only their type of people.

Anyway, women joined the alt-right for mostly the same reason: it was an outlet for their frustrations with the political system, and they were radicalized by surrounding themselves with an echo chamber. Turns out, though, the echo chamber is only interested in them as factories for white babies, and the scales have fallen from their eyes a bit.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

TulliusCicero posted:

Finally, how does any woman willing join the alt-right? "No individual choices in life for me thanks, my only purpose is to have white babies and clean up after my ubermensch mate." What a great life to aspire to reach.

There's a difference between joining the alt-right, and posting on youtube and twitter to capitalize on the alt-right (or just for the attention). There's a lot of money to be made by pandering to racists and nutjobs.

Of course when things become too serious you can still just turn your coat and go away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnXBeQwmmrc

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

TulliusCicero posted:

Okay first of all, the gently caress is an ethno-nationalist? Just say nazi already.

Second, you mean that a group of mouth breathing toxic white frat boys who vehemently hate women and minorities aren't really listening to the alt right woman's opinions, but are only interested in them for sex?! If only there was a constant stream of garbage bile directed at women for these poor women to figure out this situation before it was too late! :ohdear:

Finally, how does any woman willing join the alt-right? "No individual choices in life for me thanks, my only purpose is to have white babies and clean up after my ubermensch mate." What a great life to aspire to reach.

conservatism in america has a weird way of taking credit for progressive changes made while fighting against it tooth and nail

see: all the single ladies talking about feminism bad while flourishing precisely because of strides made in women's rights. And gay republicans

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

There's a difference between joining the alt-right, and posting on youtube and twitter to capitalize on the alt-right (or just for the attention). There's a lot of money to be made by pandering to racists and nutjobs.

This is some very Poe's law poo poo though - There's no-one in the alt-right that I would even suspect of having the smarts to act that dumb for money/fame, so either they're really good at playing a loving idiot and not breaking character, or they're all authentic

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/937784518118903810

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