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In the movie Darkman, the problem facing Liam Neeson is that the synthetic skin he's developed is perfect but dissolves after it's exposed to sunlight for a certain amount of time, but at the start of the movie it appears that it lasts indefinitely in the dark. When he's skulking in his underground lab being crazy, why does he never wear a mask and pair of gloves made from his fake skin, when the sight of his disfigurement causes him so much trouble?
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Dec 3, 2017 21:33
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Wheat Loaf posted:In the movie Darkman, the problem facing Liam Neeson is that the synthetic skin he's developed is perfect but dissolves after it's exposed to sunlight for a certain amount of time, but at the start of the movie it appears that it lasts indefinitely in the dark. When he's skulking in his underground lab being crazy, why does he never wear a mask and pair of gloves made from his fake skin, when the sight of his disfigurement causes him so much trouble? Maybe he doesn't want to waste a rare commodity that takes a lot of time to synthesise?
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Dec 3, 2017 21:40
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In Spider-Man peter confronts the vulture and webs one hand to the table but not the other. After a minute vulture uses a remote with his other hand. Why didn’t you just web both hands peter
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Dec 3, 2017 22:53
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Wheat Loaf posted:In the movie Darkman, the problem facing Liam Neeson is that the synthetic skin he's developed is perfect but dissolves after it's exposed to sunlight for a certain amount of time, but at the start of the movie it appears that it lasts indefinitely in the dark. When he's skulking in his underground lab being crazy, why does he never wear a mask and pair of gloves made from his fake skin, when the sight of his disfigurement causes him so much trouble? Sweat rash would be a bitch after a while.
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Dec 3, 2017 23:11
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Why didn't darkman just slap on a lot of sunscreen to get it to last longer? 99 minute time limit felt kind of arbitrary considering he was in various light levels; outside, in artificially lit places, during cloudy days, etc.
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Dec 3, 2017 23:17
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oldpainless posted:In Spider-Man peter confronts the vulture and webs one hand to the table but not the other. After a minute vulture uses a remote with his other hand. Why didn’t you just web both hands peter That webbing fluid is expensive!
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Dec 3, 2017 23:26
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oldpainless posted:In Spider-Man peter confronts the vulture and webs one hand to the table but not the other. After a minute vulture uses a remote with his other hand. Why didn’t you just web both hands peter I can forgive a lot of his missteps in that movie because he's still a kid getting used to being a full-blown superhero. His first and only thought was "keep him from escaping" and that's his go-to move for that. It'll be interesting to see if Marvel writes him actually learning and growing from these experiences. My slight irritation from that movie was his almost complete lack of Spidey Sense; just seemed like way too much stuff took him by surprise. Maybe they'll develop that too, they alluded to it in the Infinity War trailer.
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Dec 3, 2017 23:57
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NorgLyle posted:I'm more curious why they drew her wearing a bra and panties. Was the Hollywood L-sheet too difficult? she's an alien, thats what she looks like naked.
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Dec 4, 2017 08:54
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Marvel expanded: "Ha ha, this guy thinks he has super powers. Super powers holy poo poo. Can you believe something so stupid?" - is in New York after alien invasion and superhero team fight them off. This happens all the loving time.
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Dec 4, 2017 13:07
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Phanatic posted:Henry Hill is not what you would call a reliable narrator. Look at his dispute with Jimmy over the guns, or his narration when Pauly cuts him off. His narration is of what his character wants to convey, not an uninvolved announcer. Discrepancies between that narration and reality are not only expected, they're common in the film. The idea that show not tell automatically means all voice-overs are indicative of garbage filmmaking is my IIMM.
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Dec 4, 2017 13:09
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Milo and POTUS posted:Marvel expanded: "Ha ha, this guy thinks he has super powers. Super powers holy poo poo. Can you believe something so stupid?" - is in New York after alien invasion and superhero team fight them off. I kind of get this one a bit. I mean, there's like a handful of actual superpowered people in the MCU up to the point that the Inhumans start popping up in Agents of SHIELD, so it's generally pretty unlikely that any one person has actually got them. In AoS once people start getting Inhumaned though, they do seem to take any indication of powers at all a lot more seriously.
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Dec 4, 2017 13:17
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Fil5000 posted:I kind of get this one a bit. I mean, there's like a handful of actual superpowered people in the MCU up to the point that the Inhumans start popping up in Agents of SHIELD, so it's generally pretty unlikely that any one person has actually got them. In AoS once people start getting Inhumaned though, they do seem to take any indication of powers at all a lot more seriously. Sure, kinda. Except they say it with the tone of impossibility. Like it's completely implausible. Like nothing of the sort has ever even happened before.
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Dec 4, 2017 13:34
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turnways posted:My slight irritation from that movie was his almost complete lack of Spidey Sense; just seemed like way too much stuff took him by surprise. Maybe they'll develop that too, they alluded to it in the Infinity War trailer. It looks like it’s in the latest Infinity War trailer. The hairs on his arms stand up.
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Dec 4, 2017 15:08
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I was surprised they gave away Thor's eye thing in the trailer considering Ragnarok isn't that old.
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Dec 4, 2017 15:10
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Mu Zeta posted:I was surprised they gave away Thor's eye thing in the trailer considering Ragnarok isn't that old. It's not a giveaway for Ragnarok, it could happen in Infinity War.
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Dec 4, 2017 16:02
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And anyone who might be curious and hasn't seen Ragnarok might ask themselves, "hey what happened to his eye!?" and go check out Ragnarok.
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Dec 4, 2017 17:13
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Milo and POTUS posted:Marvel expanded: "Ha ha, this guy thinks he has super powers. Super powers holy poo poo. Can you believe something so stupid?" - is in New York after alien invasion and superhero team fight them off. I mean, on the one hand, sure. On the other hand, I live in a world where navy SEALS are real, but if some rando claims to be a former navy seal I'm gonna be dubious.
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Dec 4, 2017 17:18
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Is this a dig at Jesse Ventura?
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Dec 4, 2017 17:20
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It wasnt intended to be, but gently caress it, it is now. We all have time to bleed Jesse, its an automatic and unavoidable bodily response to certain traumas that happens without requiring any time commitment. Jackass.
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Dec 4, 2017 17:36
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SiKboy posted:I mean, on the one hand, sure. On the other hand, I live in a world where navy SEALS are real, but if some rando claims to be a former navy seal I'm gonna be dubious. Yeah, I think about it and it's people giving someone poo poo for saying something outlandish. Especially if they're the type of person to constantly be inventing stories about themselves, poo poo. 'Oh great, now Tony's got powers apparently. Hey, look out, don't ask him to pay off his bar tab, he might throw a hammer through your car! Shut the gently caress up, you idiot.'
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Dec 4, 2017 17:52
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Thor, God of thunder. Had hammer. Makes lightning. Loki Liesmith - makes illusions, lies a lot. Hel, God of death. Makes swords. Swords for days. Did some terracotta warrior zombie thing once, but mostly swords. Maybe she just hadn't drawn enough power from asgard, the source of her power.
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Dec 5, 2017 03:19
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Gitro posted:Hel, God of death. Makes swords. Swords for days. Did some terracotta warrior zombie thing once, but mostly swords. Also, an axe. Edit: Hela.
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Dec 5, 2017 04:13
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I had forgotten about the axe. It did not seem as effective as gun. I assumed it was spelled the same and that's just how you're supposed to pronounce it  Also: why were the viking god women at the start freaked out by the gross dragon head. I'm not racist, but IMO literally the people that viking gods are would be all  about their warrior-prince returning through a magic portal with the head of a giant monster. I thought that would be the joke.
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Dec 5, 2017 05:26
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Gitro posted:I had forgotten about the axe. It did not seem as effective as gun. Suck rapierTybalt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TMVi6WyR_I e: wait why is that not a rapier? syscall girl has a new favorite as of 05:35 on Dec 5, 2017 |
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Dec 5, 2017 05:31
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Gitro posted:I had forgotten about the axe. It did not seem as effective as gun. Not all Asgardians were "gods". Some are just normal people, and presumably the Norse didn't see many of them.
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Dec 5, 2017 05:33
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We're talkin' about Thor Swords? Let me introduce you to ALL BLACK THE NECROSWORD  quote:When Galactus returned to Earth to finally devour it, King Thor used All-Black the Necrosword to defeat him.[4] After their battle, King Thor gave Galactus leave to consume Mars and while Galactus was devouring it, the black blade, that Galactus (and probably King Thor and his granddaughters as well) believed was destroyed, manifested itself inside the Devourer of Worlds, turning him into the Butcher of Worlds.[5] Thor is so over the top good.
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Dec 5, 2017 05:40
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RagnarokAngel posted:Not all Asgardians were "gods". Some are just normal people, and presumably the Norse didn't see many of them. I vaguely remember the opening parts of the first Thor movie where they're all fighting and drinking and reminiscing about fighting and if that's not what everyone in alien viking god heaven is like then comics are worse than I thought they were. Also it would've been funnier IMO. I hope they have spaceships and superlasers and all that and just thought it would be cooler to send valkyries on flying horses into the prison dimension to fight the sword god. syscall girl posted:Suck rapierTybalt It's been a long time since romeo and juliet for me and all I can hear at the end is 'I am hosed and full' fake edit: 'I am fortune's fool.'
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Dec 5, 2017 06:12
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Gitro posted:I vaguely remember the opening parts of the first Thor movie where they're all fighting and drinking and reminiscing about fighting and if that's not what everyone in alien viking god heaven is like then comics are worse than I thought they were. Also it would've been funnier IMO. There's an episode of Agents of Shield where they find some random asgardian, who deserted from the Asgard army centuries ago to hang out on Earth, since he was a shitfarmer who got conscripted. Better to hang out where he was massively superhuman and not someone's serf. "Did you know Thor?" "I was a loving farmer, rear end in a top hat. We don't all know each other."
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Dec 5, 2017 06:27
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Tunicate posted:There's an episode of Agents of Shield where they find some random asgardian, who deserted from the Asgard army centuries ago to hang out on Earth, since he was a shitfarmer who got conscripted. Better to hang out where he was massively superhuman and not someone's serf. he was a stonemanson! he spent thousands of years cutting rocks
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Dec 5, 2017 06:42
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And on Earth he was a respected historian.
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Dec 5, 2017 10:58
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Gorilla Salad posted:And on Earth he was a respected historian. then he got stabbed by a neonazi, like a bitch
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Dec 5, 2017 11:01
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Push El Burrito posted:We're talkin' about Thor Swords? Wait I thought Galactus was the big bad motherfucker of Marvel?
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Dec 5, 2017 12:34
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wait I thought Galactus was the big bad motherfucker of Marvel? One of. And that particular scene took place thousands of years in the future when he's old and broken down and it's just thor hanging around waiting to gently caress him up. He had to go get that sword from inside a black hole if I remember, or something equally over the top.
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Dec 5, 2017 13:50
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wait I thought Galactus was the big bad motherfucker of Marvel? ALLBLACK. THE. NECROSWORD.
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Dec 5, 2017 14:28
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wait I thought Galactus was the big bad motherfucker of Marvel? That's why every hack writer has him job to their OriginalCharacterDoNotSteal. SEE ALSO: Juggernaut, The.
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Dec 5, 2017 15:19
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SiKboy posted:It wasnt intended to be, but gently caress it, it is now. We all have time to bleed Jesse, its an automatic and unavoidable bodily response to certain traumas that happens without requiring any time commitment. Jackass. He even says it WHILE HE'S BLEEDING
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Dec 5, 2017 15:48
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SiKboy posted:It wasnt intended to be, but gently caress it, it is now. We all have time to bleed Jesse, its an automatic and unavoidable bodily response to certain traumas that happens without requiring any time commitment. Jackass. I just went to a 30th anniversary screening of Predator, and the biggest crowd lol of the night was Poncho's response to the "Ain't got time to bleed" line. He just pauses for the perfect comic beat and drawls out a skeptical "okayyyy" and he sells the hell out of it
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Dec 5, 2017 15:53
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Predator is an amazing movie. Not an iimm but just an observation.
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I'm a god drat sexual tyrannosaurus.
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