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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:These people are in their 60s, and have a three-year-old and a nine-year-old? RolandTower posted:Pretending it’s real, Lisa probably worded it poorly and meant they are 41 years old, not at 41 years of marriage. Even if they married at 16, that would put the 3 year old being born when lisa was 54 years old which would be exceedingly unlikely based on how ovaries work. Unless she’s making GBS threads on an adopted kid, which I guess would be just as possible. Every time a couple in their 50's has a child they also have a teenage daughter living at home.
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How could it be Maddy's? They were just watching a movie.
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Married 41 years and their eldest kid is 18? They waited 23 years to have a kid?
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Pookah posted:Married 41 years and their eldest kid is 18? What's wrong with that?
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Picnic Princess posted:What's wrong with that? Nothing at all, I'm sure after all that waiting they'll be grand parents, just grand.
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Poldarn posted:Every time a couple in their 50's has a child they also have a teenage daughter living at home. Ah, good point
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robotsinmyhead posted:I went to a Gaffigan show maybe 6-8 months after the debut of his big special with the Hot Pockets bit in it. People brought boxes of Hot Pockets with them and waved them in the air ecstatically when he did the jokes. Later on, he signed the boxes at at the after-show meet and greet. I just died hearing that story. 
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Pookah posted:Married 41 years and their eldest kid is 18? Or it's what RolandTower said and they meant they are 41 not that they've been married 41 years.
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Guys... it's made up.
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dumb. posted:Guys... it's made up. What? No......no. I just.......no
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FuhrerHat posted:He forces his family (including young children under 10 years old) to dance on stage before his road shows. Probably saves a fortune on labor. The man is destined for greatness.
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dumb. posted:Guys... it's made up. I'm fairly sure that's not allowed.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Probably saves a fortune on labor. The man is destined for greatness. I heard he sends out his kids during breaks to pickpocket audience members, and beats them savagely if they fail to bring back enough money.
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dumb. posted:Guys... it's made up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSaqQUIs7CM
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Phlegmish posted:I heard he sends out his kids during breaks to pickpocket audience members, and beats them savagely if they fail to bring back enough money. What a Fag....in.
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Solice Kirsk posted:What a Fag....in. 
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I saw Gaffigan in 2002 or so, evidently before his Hot Pocket bit. Instead he joked for a solid seven minutes about bread. He was actually kind of funny and super nice after the show so I can’t really help but like the dude.
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dumb. posted:Guys... it's made up. Are we left with any sort of legal recourse? I already pasted the link to my wife and she was amused. How am I supposed to break this to her? edit: Also first time I saw Gaffigan he was opening for John Pinette, I believe shortly after Seinfeld ended. I got a photo with him once and I was wearing my "My Grandma voted in West Palm Beach and all I got was this lousy President" t-shirt so must have been late 2001 that time. I liked him. I can't say his newer stuff is much better or worse than older stuff, it's just all the same so why bother? He did a good graduation speech for this old high school back in like 2005 I think, I only ever saw the transcript. davebo has a new favorite as of 20:29 on Dec 5, 2017 |
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davebo posted:Are we left with any sort of legal recourse? I already pasted the link to my wife and she was amused. How am I supposed to break this to her? Leave work early, beat her home, pack a bag, and withdraw all liquid assets from the bank. Leave for the train station before she gets home- your new name is Frank.
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I saw his latest special on Netflix and while I did not literally LOL I smiled and did that short exhale though the nose thing.
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Wait. Hold. The. gently caress. Up... Is that an actual Arthur quote? Have I really gone all these years using that reference and having no idea it came from Arthur? 
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Bad Sneakers posted:I saw his latest special on Netflix and while I did not literally LOL I smiled and did that short exhale though the nose thing. I, too, smile thinly and then snort gently before sipping my claret.
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beato posted:Wait. Hold. The. gently caress. Up... Is that an actual Arthur quote? Have I really gone all these years using that reference and having no idea it came from Arthur? Yeah, in the episode it turns out that The Brain is a right-wing troll when they got to his blog. I was floored, it came completely out of nowhere.
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Bad Sneakers posted:I saw his latest special on Netflix and while I did not literally LOL I smiled and did that short exhale though the nose thing. His humor is pretty much white noise and he doesn't bring anything new to the table but he strikes me as not being absolutely reprehensible which is pretty much all I can cling to with celebrities and comedians nowadays.
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The whispering thing is creepy and weird but he probably hasn't jerked off in front of a bunch of people so he's top notch at this point
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Jim Gaffigan: the least terrible male comedian we got.
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Jim Gaffigan: It's just a phase until we all emotionally rebound from the whole Louie C.K. thing
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Android Apocalypse posted:Jim Gaffigan: the least terrible male comedian we got. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfrtU4Wdz9Y I like this because the funny pictures are pre-responded to
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Jose Valasquez posted:The whispering thing is creepy and weird but he probably hasn't jerked off in front of a bunch of people so he's top notch at this point Android Apocalypse posted:Jim Gaffigan: the least terrible male comedian we got. Brian Regan is probably not a sex pervert either so there's two at least
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They have an entire 'novelty' line of candies: https://itsugar.com/novelty-candy.html
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Brian Regan is majorly fuckin unfunny. he's like the Chuck Lorre of standup
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hawowanlawow posted:Brian Regan is majorly fuckin unfunny. he's like the Chuck Lorre of standup This is true. I'd take Jim Gaffigan's annoying high pitched whisper after every punchline any day over Brian Regan's "DURR DURR DURR" voice that he does.
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This seriously doesn't strike me as a good combination
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Aesop Poprock posted:This seriously doesn't strike me as a good combination i bet pence has that one
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Aesop Poprock posted:This seriously doesn't strike me as a good combination  This is at least two dating red flags.
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sneakyfrog posted:i bet pence has that one 
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Beachcomber posted:
The ability to feel and express joy and a love of horses?
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turn it up TURN ME ON posted:The ability to feel and express joy and a love of horses? Love of horses and alcoholism.
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