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Tace Vim posted:what the hell? If it happens, it will be awesome.
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Tace Vim posted:what the hell? Jesus gently caress what happened to Tarantino? I swear I saw him doing something just a few months ago and he looked like 45 years younger than this still. 
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its gonna be that TAS episode where space abe calls uhura a negress but it'll be friend of the family instead and all the phasers now make people burst into blood and also the plot will be poo poo and have the script run into a conclusion in the last 30 minutes after a fuckton of useless scenes dear god does that leave a bad taste in my mouth why tarentino
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drjuggalo posted:its gonna be that TAS episode where space abe calls uhura a negress but it'll be friend of the family instead and all the phasers now make people burst into blood and also the plot will be poo poo and have the script run into a conclusion in the last 30 minutes after a fuckton of useless scenes You must be a fun guy
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im really fun to be around but also a black guy who doesnt like it when dopey white dudes who are only good at cinematography and who loves being hip to the streets ruining the one franchise i adore from how tempered and aware it is to issues and ideas ill still never forget when spike lee said tarentino was a loser racist then tarentino cried to his number one jiver friend samuel L jackson to rip on spike
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drjuggalo posted:ruining the one franchise i adore from how tempered and aware it is to issues and ideas
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Tyson Tomko posted:I'm still glad Tuvix got split up again because Tuvok owns that much. I think it was a shame that they disassembled Tuvix again. It was a great idea to combine two of the most annoying characters into a new one that was actually likeable. Tuvok just acted like a stiff robot and Neelix... I always hated that clown. Why was he even part of the core crew? He never achieved anything.
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Meck Pomses posted:I think it was a shame that they disassembled Tuvix again. It was a great idea to combine two of the most annoying characters into a new one that was actually likeable. Tuvok just acted like a stiff robot and Neelix... I always hated that clown. Why was he even part of the core crew? He never achieved anything. He was Diktator Janeway's loyal manservant Friday, telling her all about the local uncultured civilizations of the Delta Quadrant while preparing the crew's meals.
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Meck Pomses posted:I think it was a shame that they disassembled Tuvix again. It was a great idea to combine two of the most annoying characters into a new one that was actually likeable. Tuvok just acted like a stiff robot and Neelix... I always hated that clown. Why was he even part of the core crew? He never achieved anything. Not true, Neelix's rotten cheese birthed a macro virus that almost killed everyone on the ship. Janeway got to John McClane for 40 minutes so all is forgiven.
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Automatic Slim posted:Not true, Neelix's rotten cheese birthed a macro virus that almost killed everyone on the ship. Janeway got to John McClane for 40 minutes so all is forgiven. Woah, woah there. That was clearly a bluntly unsubtle Ellen Ripley ripoff  .
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counterfeitsaint posted:Jesus gently caress what happened to Tarantino? I swear I saw him doing something just a few months ago and he looked like 45 years younger than this still. Jesus, he looks like Bad Coop and Dougie had a baby.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:He was Diktator Janeway's loyal manservant Friday, telling her all about the local uncultured civilizations of the Delta Quadrant while preparing the crew's meals. So that explaines his look: part Mohawk, part Popov the clown.
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Bring in Tarantino and leap once again entirely away from the style and personalities that makes it Star Trek. They try to young and sexy star trek up, but I kind of preferred thinking all cadets were like Wesley Crusher, super nerdy brainiacs trying to join the top science military expedition. The JJ movies are all just like, Red Squad movies; youth is ignorant not exciting.
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drjuggalo posted:im really fun to be around but also a black guy who doesnt like it when dopey white dudes who are only good at cinematography and who loves being hip to the streets ruining the one franchise i adore from how tempered and aware it is to issues and ideas I cringe just thinking about him trying to adopt "urban vernacular" in that BET interview. Tarintino should do Badger's from Breaking Bad's Star Trek Pie Eating Contest episode as a feature film.
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drjuggalo posted:its gonna be that TAS episode where space abe calls uhura a negress but it'll be friend of the family instead and all the phasers now make people burst into blood and also the plot will be poo poo and have the script run into a conclusion in the last 30 minutes after a fuckton of useless scenes Nice, didn't expect a movie version of STD so soon
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I still have never watched Black Mirror but it's gonna go Star Trek for an episode? That's how it works right, episodes or seasons are have the same story? Dunno. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgTtyfgzGc0
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Black Mirror is an anthology show like Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits. It's kinda depressing but you should check it out if you like sci-fi even when it doesn't have space ships. Edit: I'm glad it's getting another season! I thought it was dead.
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Your Battle Buddy posted:Black Mirror is an anthology show like Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits. It's kinda depressing but you should check it out if you like sci-fi even when it doesn't have space ships. Yeah, every episode is self contained, and I am wondering what the downer twist will be for this one.
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Huh. It usually does more of a more topical, speculative fiction day-after-yesterday kind of thing. Still some sort of cynical twist deconstructing trek-style space opera will be an interesting digression from "what if cellphones but too much?" and I'm here for it.
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Neelix owns. Tuvok owns. Voyager owns.
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Tace Vim posted:what the hell? Two seemingly normal buddies discussing at length what they call a big mac on bajor and then suddenly exploding into badass righteous fury motherfuckers a few minutes later? Isn't that most episodes involving either Bashir, O'Brien or Garak in DS9? Hell even quark had a few reservior dogs moments and heists.
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Tarintino should remake resevoir dogs into trek. Also only give him the budget of reservoir dogs.
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drjuggalo posted:its gonna be that TAS episode where space abe calls uhura a negress but it'll be friend of the family instead and all the phasers now make people burst into blood and also the plot will be poo poo and have the script run into a conclusion in the last 30 minutes after a fuckton of useless scenes space lincoln was from TOS, but i totally get why anyone would remember that as a TAS episode
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Tarintino saw the episode of ST:D where the girl said gently caress, now that he's finally finished cumming in excited he wants to make his own Star Treks that says gently caress.
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counterfeitsaint posted:Tarintino saw the episode of ST:D where the girl said gently caress, now that he's finally finished cumming in excited he wants to make his own Star Treks that says gently caress. Nah, he hates ST:D I bet. Like Joss Whedon he loving loves young girls feet and they all wear wellies on the black ship mcgrimdark skellingtonman monstermaybe.
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wit posted:Nah, he hates ST:D I bet. Like Joss Whedon he loving loves young girls feet and they all wear wellies on the black ship mcgrimdark skellingtonman monstermaybe. Tarintino talked about this once and he basically said what he'd love to do is take some episodes and stretch them out into a film. He talks in this about doing it with Yesterday's Enterprise in TNG where they save Enterprise-C but because it was saved it alters the time line so they need to send it back through to die. https://youtu.be/rzNnfKT6IrM
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Huh. It usually does more of a more topical, speculative fiction day-after-yesterday kind of thing. The crew seems scared of the captain so I'm guessing he's not really a captain at all, he's a huge trekkie who has kidnapped those people or something.
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What is the origin of the current thread title?
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Facebook Aunt posted:The crew seems scared of the captain so I'm guessing he's not really a captain at all, he's a huge trekkie who has kidnapped those people or something. Wait are you talking about Orville and Seth IRL?
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Jahoodie posted:Wait are you talking about Orville and Seth IRL? Yes. Also black mirror.
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Hipster_Doofus posted:What is the origin of the current thread title? Someone perfectly encapsulated Voyager’s level of quality and everything it stands for.
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I'm continually surprised with how solid the writing is in Orville. It has no right to be as good as it is, and even the weak episodes are surprisingly solid for Sci-fi. Nothing on the level of real bad episodes of Voyager or SG1.
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MA-Horus posted:I'm continually surprised with how solid the writing is in Orville. It has no right to be as good as it is, and even the weak episodes are surprisingly solid for Sci-fi. Nothing on the level of real bad episodes of Voyager or SG1. The sex pheremone one is pretty loving bad. The rest are all pretty solid though.
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MA-Horus posted:I'm continually surprised with how solid the writing is in Orville. It has no right to be as good as it is, and even the weak episodes are surprisingly solid for Sci-fi. Nothing on the level of real bad episodes of Voyager or SG1. Eh... I've watched a few episodes and might watch a few more. It seems to have a bit of lifelessnessness I can't explain (I mean some of the acting is wooden), but I have higher standards for a show written now then a decade ago.
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The Orville is ok at best and a lot of the plots are solved shittily. My favourite is the one where they solve the episodes plot by giving an alien reality show TV episodes or the one where they solve an ongoing armed conflict by turning two alien leaders gay
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Zzulu posted:The Orville is ok at best and a lot of the plots are solved shittily. My favourite is the one where they solve the episodes plot by giving an alien reality show TV episodes or the one where they solve an ongoing armed conflict by turning two alien leaders gay Check out these bad opinions over here.
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Clark Nova posted:Someone perfectly encapsulated Voyager’s level of quality and everything it stands for. Man am I dumb for not figuring that out.
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Zzulu posted:The Orville is ok at best and a lot of the plots are solved shittily. My favourite is the one where they solve the episodes plot by giving an alien reality show TV episodes or the one where they solve an ongoing armed conflict by turning two alien leaders gay Yeah but they missed having the robot bone someone during the weird love hormone episode, c'mon that's TNG 101 right there.
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Such a handsome Gul.
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