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Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
Cisa, on ta pote compromete e parla elefen. :q:

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Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Sure let's start a petition to make chti the official European language.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Flowers For Algeria posted:

En fait en hommage à l'idée visionnaire de notre cher Président, nous devrions déjà commencer à ne parler que français dans ce fil.

J'essayerai. 6 ans que je suis ici, et j'ai toujours du mal à écrire en français.

Doctor Bishop posted:

Cisa, on ta pote compromete e parla elefen. :q:

Ce quoi cette langue?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

100YrsofAttitude posted:

C'est quoi cette langue?

Elefen.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Salut les aminches

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Fil résistant à la langue mondialisée

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Une langue, un monde, un fil :france:

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtlXJdYvh4s

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/franceinfo/status/937945387062710272

"Let's freeze the minimum wage because it hasn't ended poverty"

Iconoclaste :shepface:

lost in postation
Aug 14, 2009

Putain être expert auprès de Macron doit être le job le plus facile du monde

"Chef, et si on donnait encore moins d'argent aux pauvres ?
- Tu iras loin, garçon"

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


J’aime la précision « dans la nuit »

Si les mecs l’avaient présenté le jour, ils se seraient fait caillasser à la sortie

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/LEXPRESS/status/937992213224742912

Breaking News: un néo-libéral n'aime pas la télévision publique.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Good thing Envoyé Spécial will be too broke to investigate his rich rear end in a top hat friends any more.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
La pensée complexe de Macron, en deux commentaires récents :


"Je veux faire rayonner la langue française."



"Je veux détruire la voix de la France."


(It's actually coherent: he wants African countries to promote the French language instead of France. And this actually goes back to my original point on that topic...)

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Kassad posted:

https://twitter.com/LEXPRESS/status/937992213224742912

Breaking News: un néo-libéral n'aime pas la télévision publique.

Dude diminishes the budget for public broadcasting by 36 million euros
Dude complains that public broadcasting sucks
Neoliberalism.odt

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Cat Mattress posted:

(It's actually coherent: he wants African countries to promote the French language

Don't eat da poopoo

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The Journal de France 2 is utter garbage in fairness

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
But certainly not for the reason Macron would think it is.

(The reason is €€€€€)

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


So do you think Simeoni and Puidgemont will end up in some wacky sitcom roommate scenario in Belgium?

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Soviet Commubot posted:

So do you think Simeoni and Puidgemont will end up in some wacky sitcom roommate scenario in Belgium?



Just to point out a lolworthy detail: the "PCF-Insoumis" list had nothing to do with la France Insoumise, the PCF just took that name to get people to vote for them.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Soviet Commubot posted:

So do you think Simeoni and Puidgemont will end up in some wacky sitcom roommate scenario in Belgium?



Why are the Rinnovu, nationalists themselves it seems, set apart? What issues do they have with the main coalition?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Why are the Rinnovu, nationalists themselves it seems, set apart? What issues do they have with the main coalition?

The nationalist coalition is made of two camps: autonomists who want Corsica to remain in France, but with greater regional powers, and independentists who want a smooth transition to independence, and who think the autonomists' plan is a good first step on that path (and perhaps organize a referendum for the next step in ten years maybe?). That leaves out those who want independence right now, none of that gradual transition poo poo.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Johnny is dead. No work getting done in the north of France and most truck transport is suspended for the day.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
*In crematorium voice* “Allumez le feu”

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Soviet Commubot posted:

So do you think Simeoni and Puidgemont will end up in some wacky sitcom roommate scenario in Belgium?



Beautiful

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

julian assflange posted:

*In crematorium voice* “Allumez le feu”

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


So the final is between Renaud and Aznavour

Who would have thought

Edit oh wait Eddy Mitchell is still alive too

Flowers For Algeria fucked around with this message at 09:29 on Dec 6, 2017

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Aznavour will die on stage most likely. He is still touring :pwn:

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Meanwhile, in Brussels:

https://twitter.com/STIBMIVB/status/938313045616529410

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
the second worst thing to happen in the brussels metro in recent times

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Ah que adieu !

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Kurtofan posted:

the second worst thing to happen in the brussels metro in recent times

I'd contest that. The attacks were over quickly.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Proper page soundtrack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFrshPifwRw

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Journal de France 2 spending time asking if Johnny was de gauche ou de droite :pwn:

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Quelles chansons de M. Hallyday sont incontournables?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I begrudgingly admit macron can be pretty good

quote:

- Un jeune homme : « il faut que la France assume son passé colonial vis-à-vis de l’Algérie »
- Emmanuel Macron : « mais vous savez, ça fait longtemps qu’elle l’a assumé ». (…) « on a cette histoire entre nous, mais moi j’en suis pas prisonnier. Vous avez quel âge ? »
- « 26 ans ».
- « Mais vous n’avez jamais connu la colonisation ! Qu’est-ce que vous venez m’embrouiller avec ça ! »

Mais les habitants sont plus nombreux à demander « plus de visas pour les Algériens ».
« Nos jeunes peuvent pas rester ici ! » s’emporte un homme.
« Il faut que la jeunesse d’Algérie reste pour développer son pays », répond le dirigeant français.

Dirty Frank
Jul 8, 2004

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Quelles chansons de M. Hallyday sont incontournables?

He was loving poo poo, don't bother. France has gone mad.

Desolleeee je dois fair un effort et montree que mon francais et de la merde. Il etait de la merde, fais pas les effort, la france et devenu fooo

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Alors, rien à voir avec Serge Gainsbourg? Lui, j'aime bien.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Alors, rien à voir avec Serge Gainsbourg? Lui, j'aime bien.

Gainsbourg: bien
Brassens: pas bien
Hallyday: ??
Bashung: fucken rules
Hubert Felix Thiéfaine: you can't even

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Dec 6, 2017

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Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Alors, rien à voir avec Serge Gainsbourg? Lui, j'aime bien.
Nope but he did sing "vieille canaille" (a gainsbourg translation/cover of Louis Armstrong - You Rascal You ) with Dutronc and Eddy Mitchell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-L62igDm7A
gently caress, Dutronc and Eddy are next. ::(:

Hallyday had the fans. He was the Justin Bieber of his time. Everyone else is literally better. French Elvis is an insult to Elvis if you ask me. gently caress i even prefer Dick Rivers as fake american style artist.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Dec 6, 2017

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