RE: A ticket came in: Did they take the printer into the shitters with them?

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GreenNight: Feb 19, 2006; Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

LethalGeek posted:

I got Cisco Finesse dropped on me today and I really hate this bullshit of making everything run through a web browser now a days.

We use it. It works pretty well and everyone in the call center likes it way better than CAD. Don't listen to the lies in the documentation that says it requires Java on end user desktops to run.

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Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

I wonder how many people instantly dismiss it based on that Java requirement

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GreenNight: Feb 19, 2006; Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Our Cisco consultant told us nothing would work without Java, but I didn't put Java on any of the machines and it works great. Apparently Java is just used for some of the reporting functions.

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McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

ConfusedUs posted:

Last I heard, his boss was still a total micromanaging douche, but larches was in full DGAF mode anyway.

Yeah, but if I remember correctly, the last we heard from him he was about to have a meeting with his boss where he was going to make a stand and then we never heard from him again.

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Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

LethalGeek posted:

I got Cisco Finesse dropped on me today and I really hate this bullshit of making everything run through a web browser now a days.

I don't even really have a problem with it but separate programs with keyboard shortcuts their own window is just easier you know.

Oh man it is 50000x better than the old Agent Desktop software though.

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LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Bigass Moth posted:

Oh man it is 50000x better than the old Agent Desktop software though.

Was I in some weird magical place where the agent worked 99% of the time and responded promptly? Seemed fine to me.

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spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

McNally posted:

Yeah, but if I remember correctly, the last we heard from him he was about to have a meeting with his boss where he was going to make a stand and then we never heard from him again.

larches making a stand? Nah

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incoherent: Apr 24, 2004; 01010100011010000111001
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Moment of silence for the chromebook administrators who got completely screwed today by google.

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Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

incoherent posted:

Moment of silence for the chromebook administrators who got completely screwed today by google.

What is the news?

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The Iron Rose: May 12, 2012; Cat Army

incoherent posted:

Moment of silence for the chromebook administrators who got completely screwed today by google.

The free Netflix offer? Or something else?

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incoherent: Apr 24, 2004; 01010100011010000111001
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Managed devices through GAFE had their WIFI SSID wiped.

You can see how this is...problematic.

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Volmarias: Dec 31, 2002; EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Boogalo posted:

Speaking of throwbacks, has anyone heard from Larches lately?

That's none of your concern.

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Blue_monday: Jan 9, 2004; mind the teeth while you're going down

Entropic posted:

Got it in one.

I'm not sure any good EMR software exists, I've certainly never met a doctor who likes theirs.

actually if i may - are you willing to share your thoughts on supporting it? Hybrid environment aside I am always genuinely curious about how other people find using/supporting NOD. My experience is not positive, to say the least.

# ? Dec 5, 2017 23:35

The Fool: Oct 16, 2003

a half dozen tickets have come in over the last month..

From people who are out of the office and unable to log into their e-mail. All of them because they didn't read any of the three MFA announcement e-mails.

They're basically SOL too, since anyone important enough to be given special treatment was individually reached out to during the roll out.

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Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

I'm such a god-damned nerd.

Ticket came in "I'd like access to Microsoft Visio please."

I replied "Would you prefer Excel to Microsoft Visio?"

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Pixelboy: Sep 13, 2005; Now, I know what you're thinking...

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I'm such a god-damned nerd.

Ticket came in "I'd like access to Microsoft Visio please."

I replied "Would you prefer Excel to Microsoft Visio?"

What was their response?

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Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Pixelboy posted:

What was their response?

I just received it. And I am slain.

quote:

Can I have a Word with you? OneNote that I would like to make � having Access to Excel gives me double Visio�

(Thanks for processing this request.)

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ChubbyThePhat: Dec 22, 2006; Who nico nico needs anyone else

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I just received it. And I am slain.

quote:
Can I have a Word with you? OneNote that I would like to make � having Access to Excel gives me double Visio�

(Thanks for processing this request.)

You loving what :psyboom:

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kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I just received it. And I am slain.

Move that user's tickets to the top of your queue from now on. Perfect response.

# ? Dec 6, 2017 00:31

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

I have to commend him for having a good Outlook on the situation.

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Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

They probably wouldn't have given you that response if they'd known you'd become a Publisher

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Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

This endeavor is a real Project.

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Agrikk: Oct 17, 2003; Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

I�d like to Exchange everyone for that user.

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Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Agrikk posted:

I�d like to Exchange everyone for that user.

Can't go down to one user, we need Teams to complete this request.

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Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Sounds like a pretty Dynamic_s workplace

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spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Bob?

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Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

You're not a very Creative Writer :colbert:

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TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Getting a bit Clippy in here...

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Agrikk: Oct 17, 2003; Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Getting a bit Clippy in here...

Someone get a .net! This guy is crazy!

# ? Dec 6, 2017 02:47

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Agrikk posted:

Someone get a .net! This guy is crazy!

Speaking of crazy, you should see my active x

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captaingimpy: Aug 3, 2004; I luv me some pirate booty, and I'm not talkin' about the gold!; Fun Shoe

Grassy Knowles posted:

Speaking of crazy, you should see my active x

I can't because I had to close my Windows due to the Liquid Motion making me nauseated.

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Aunt Beth: Feb 24, 2006; Baby, you're ready!; Grimey Drawer

System Center Configuration Manager.

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RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

what a SCOM bucket

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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

RFC2324 posted:

what a SCOM bucket

Sonething you piss away money into.

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notwithoutmyanus: Mar 17, 2009

Please, what would your mom say about using phrases like that?

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Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

Someone open the Windows�with all these lovely puns flying about, it's getting proper niffy in here.

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ProjektorBoy: Jun 18, 2002; I FUCK LINEN IN MY SPARE TIME!; Grimey Drawer

All these punchlines having MS Products in common, it's like we SharePoint.

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The Claptain: May 11, 2014; Grimey Drawer

You should all feel bad for Yammering all those puns.

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Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

This has been some Microsoft Comic Chat.

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Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

I like puns but come on this poo poo is just Ghost. You know, like Norton Ghost. And also ghosts in general. Because they're bad. Both ghosts and Norton Ghost are bad. And the puns aren't good, you see, they're bad. Puns == bad == ghosts == Norton Ghost. Also Norton Ghost is an application from the same sort of era we're talking about. That's why it's another pun. And still bad.

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