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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



Exploding monitor snype

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Trig Discipline posted:

you have my blanket permission to steal anything i ever say that is funny, if that ever actually comes to pass

i’ll let ya know. your poo poo owns

of course standup, especially this small crowd poo poo is all about your presence with the crowd. poo poo that’s not normally funny is hilarious coz of the context. everyone there was there to laugh and in a jovial mood, ya know?

i did start a dialogue about how kids these days swear too much and we should move into a world of saying i’m overwhelmed by how lovely they are rather than saying they’re fuckin sweet as poo poo. eh it’s all in the delivery

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I am going to play Stymie here and say that this poo poo sucks.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

with that username?!

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Synthbuttrange posted:

with that username?!
Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

Ellie Crabcakes fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Dec 6, 2017

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Synthbuttrange posted:

with that username?!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline posted:

you have my blanket permission to steal anything i ever say that is funny, if that ever actually comes to pass

you will die some day but the wetsuit joke will live on infernally

(not very well told but the gist of it)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
ya know when you've had too many capri suns and you've been out on the yacht too long?

and you're getting up on the wakeboard and you just give yourself a golden shower

*i'm losing the audience aren't i*

and you know you're gonna lose it in a few seconds anyway because you suck and all that piss is gonna get blasted out

mlmp :downsrim:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
moral of theh story: do not buy used wetsuits, unless you're into that kind of thing

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

my favorite funny thing that trig (i think?) posted was the story about being a kid practicing trombone in the back yard by a pasture and inadvertently causing a bull to get a big boner and start banging all the cows

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

syscall girl posted:

moral of theh story: do not buy used wetsuits, unless you're into that kind of thing

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



of course he’s dutch

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006


WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Fayez Butts posted:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

what else are you going to do there

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhabgvIIXik

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Fayez Butts posted:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

To make that gif

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
toxx yourself irl

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sapozhnik posted:

toxx yourself irl
Can I use medical tape instead?

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004



from reddit but still yospos af

signed,

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Roosevelt posted:

my favorite funny thing that trig (i think?) posted was the story about being a kid practicing trombone in the back yard by a pasture and inadvertently causing a bull to get a big boner and start banging all the cows

the beginning of my musical career


I peaked early, it’s all been downhill from there

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
if only you had risen to your potential you could have been this guy

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:rolleyes:


Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

you know, i have a fear of heights but gifs and vids have never really bugged me

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
😉

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Dr. Kayak Paddle
May 10, 2006

Breakfast All Day posted:



from reddit but still yospos af

signed,

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

wikihow really getting to the hilt of things here

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Sapozhnik posted:

i too am confused by why movies and tv shows spend hundreds of millions on production budgets yet never seem to hire writers above fanfiction.net-tier

OpEx vs. CapEx? :shrug:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine


:nms: Her hand placement in the last panel looks like she's going to start flicking the bean on the phone with her dad. :nms:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Schadenboner posted:



:nms: Her hand placement in the last panel looks like she's going to start flicking the bean on the phone with her dad. :nms:

why the gently caress would you post this

like is it a loss edit im not seeing or something

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

bump_fn posted:

why the gently caress would you post this

like is it a loss edit im not seeing or something

I dunno, QC been getting stranger and stranger over the last maybe 5 years?

Never that weird before, though.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
it's a perfectly nice cartoon

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Schadenboner posted:

:nms: Her hand placement in the last panel looks like she's going to start flicking the bean on the phone with her dad. :nms:

I don't see that at all?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
is there a webcomic thread on SA where your'e allowed to make fun of the bad ones

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

bump_fn posted:

is there a webcomic thread on SA where your'e allowed to make fun of the bad ones

I don't think QC is actually bad, it's just been having time dilation problems.

Also Clinton is kind of a creep.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Schadenboner posted:



:nms: Her hand placement in the last panel looks like she's going to start flicking the bean on the phone with her dad. :nms:

what

Schadenboner posted:

I don't think QC is actually bad, it's just been having time dilation problems.

Also Clinton is kind of a creep.

what

why would you post this? why would you post any of this?

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.
i dont know what the gently caress that comic is thank god but her hand is on the bottom of her rib cage do you know anatomy at all jesus christ

a woman's belly button is not her clitoris

hth

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

bump_fn posted:

why the gently caress would you post this

like is it a loss edit im not seeing or something

i'm on second order eq here

but if someone explains it, i'm all beans

heavily flicked

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