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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I am just trying to clear up a few misconceptions about a topic which is important to me. Sharks are awesome and deserve to be understood. They’re less awesome than whales, obviously, but still... Are whales smooth like sharks? Wait, why am I asking you lets find someone who knows about this stuff.
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I think this qualifies as bad news.
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Dec 6, 2017 15:06
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Dec 6, 2017 15:53
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A one hundred pint splash heading here?????? Are you kidding me that's Great news! Hang on lemme get the funnel
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Dec 6, 2017 16:21
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I get that you’re making a joke, but my alma mater has one of the top 30 whale biology graduate degree programs in the state. I'm not sure if you know this, so you might want to sit down for it. Are you ready? Are you sure you're fully prepared? Ok Whales aren't sharks.
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Dec 6, 2017 16:42
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i was not ready yet
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For one thing, whales are basically made of low grit sandpaper when compared to the smoothness of sharks, the smoothest thing known to exist.
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Who What Now posted:For one thing, whales are basically made of low grit sandpaper when compared to the smoothness of sharks, the smoothest thing known to exist. That's why sharks can move so fast, zero friction with the water
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Dec 6, 2017 16:47
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Who What Now posted:Whales aren't sharks. I'm pretty sure we covered that somewhere in the 86 credits worth of classes I had to pass to earn my master's degree. Who What Now posted:For one thing, whales are basically made of low grit sandpaper when compared to the smoothness of sharks, the smoothest thing known to exist. Even at their smoothest, when stroking away from the ampullae of Lorenzini at 0 degrees relative to an imaginary longitudinal line along the vertical middle of the body of the shark, they're only "pretty smooth," and definitely not the smoothest thing known to exist.
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Dec 6, 2017 16:48
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I'm pretty sure we covered that somewhere in the 86 credits worth of classes I had to pass to earn my master's degree. Dude, what do you hope to accomplish arguing with a meme? What is your end goal here?
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Dec 6, 2017 16:50
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Dec 6, 2017 16:53
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I'm pretty sure we covered that somewhere in the 86 credits worth of classes I had to pass to earn my master's degree. "Pretty smooth" compared to stroking them in a different direction. "Smooth as HELL" compared to stroking anything else on earth.
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Dec 6, 2017 16:55
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Facebook Aunt posted:Dude, what do you hope to accomplish arguing with a meme? What is your end goal here? Clearly to push russian propaganda, and to misinform the public on the  smoothness of sharkssee they want all the smooth for themselves, due to the ukrainian teflon factories.
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Dec 6, 2017 16:56
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Bro I'm literally laying on a sharkskin sheet right now and I can tell you, without a doubt, that it is smooth as gently caress.
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Dec 6, 2017 17:13
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It's like sleeping in a vagina, seriously, it's that smooth. I want to finger these sheets. That's how silky sharkskin is. The myth of "vagina dentata" comes from sharks. Sailors found them irresistibly fuckable, and many were harmed when the shark, exhausted from hours of sailor pleasure, chose to bite.
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Dec 6, 2017 17:13
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this got upsetting fast
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Guy Goodbody posted:this got upsetting fast
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Dec 6, 2017 17:15
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If they weren't smooth as hell, how could Marco have put his human penis into a sharkgina to make Sharko?
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:If they weren't smooth as hell, how could Marco have put his human penis into a sharkgina to make Sharko?
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Dec 6, 2017 17:22
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Sharkskin is so smooth wasabi & ginger fall apart when rubbed against it.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Dude, what do you hope to accomplish arguing with a meme? What is your end goal here? I'm hoping to do a tiny bit to dispel myths about sharks by disseminating the correct information about why sharks can feel deceptively smooth, and explaining the proper angles and directions of shark stroking that will allow people to experience for themselves the true, pointy nature of shark skin. FactsAreUseless posted:Bro I'm literally laying on a sharkskin sheet right now and I can tell you, without a doubt, that it is smooth as gently caress. Preeeety sure I'm being trolled, but the idea of a shark skin sheet is actually tickling my funny bone pretty good.
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Dec 6, 2017 17:33
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Shark week looking pretty goodVeni Vidi Ameche! posted:I'm hoping to do a tiny bit to dispel myths about sharks by disseminating the correct information about why sharks can feel deceptively smooth, and explaining the proper angles and directions of shark stroking that will allow people to experience for themselves the true, pointy nature of shark skin.  oh you
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Dec 6, 2017 17:35
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:my alma mater has one of the top 30 whale biology graduate degree programs in the state. What a shame it wasn't one of the top 30 joke-getting programs in the state.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:What a shame it wasn't one of the top 30 joke-getting programs in the state. Yeah, whoosh. I had no idea about the Twitter thing.
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Dec 6, 2017 18:19
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I'm pretty sure we covered that somewhere in the 86 credits worth of classes I had to pass to earn my master's degree. See, this is why you need you're money back. If you can show my anything smoother than a shark I'll eat a laffy taffy*! *Wildly known to be as delicious as a shark is rough!
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Dec 6, 2017 18:43
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FactsAreUseless posted:It's like sleeping in a vagina, seriously, Dry or wet. Because one is like whale skin, the other is like shark skin smothered in butter
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Dec 6, 2017 18:45
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Who What Now posted:See, this is why you need you're money back. If you can show my anything smoother than a shark I'll eat a laffy taffy*! some timeless jokes on the packaging as well.
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Dec 6, 2017 18:45
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True fact: in the dark ages women would describe themselves as "shark-like" when aroused since the concept of a self-lubricating vagina would get you executed as a heretic.
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Lol, OK. That's pretty good, but I don't know of any serious shark skin research done by Darwin. Who What Now posted:See, this is why you need you're money back. If you can show my anything smoother than a shark I'll eat a laffy taffy*! Laffy Taffy is meh, and shard smoothness is dependent on several factors.
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Dec 6, 2017 19:22
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Factors: smooth or smoother.
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Dec 6, 2017 20:01
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Someone post those pictures of MR. SMOOTH SHARK with all the tattoos lol.
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Dec 6, 2017 20:09
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I'm hoping to do a tiny bit to dispel myths about sharks by disseminating the correct information about why sharks can feel deceptively smooth, and explaining the proper angles and directions of shark stroking that will allow people to experience for themselves the true, pointy nature of shark skin. Dude. Just stop. Sharks are smooth. 
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But the minor in sharkanetics!
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My shark isn't smooth, should I take him to the vet or just sand him down myself?
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Jose Valasquez posted:My shark isn't smooth, should I take him to the vet or just sand him down myself? gonna have to put 'er down
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Jose Valasquez posted:My shark isn't smooth, should I take him to the vet or just sand him down myself? an emory cloth and some water based lube and you'll be golden friend.
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