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AP posted:There's a ptu issue council which I don't have access to, as I was never interested to apply before they locked it down, and a standard open issue council for everyone else. The video poo poo I've been posting recently has been from idiots using the wrong one that I can access. I really cannot imagine how many hundreds of real, funny, bugs reports they'd get if/when they release this poo poo to everyone. I got your back   ACTUAL RESULT Sun shines through (Freelancer) back door EXPECTED RESULT Sun dont shines through back door   ACTUAL RESULT I see stars though the moon. Moon surface textures missing. EXPECTED RESULT I expect to see the surface and not the stars behind the moon. STEPS TO REPRODUCE Spawn at Olisar, Go to the ship, Ship has equipment but doesn't let you open it, Go back to Ship Terminal, Retrieve other ship, Same result ACTUAL RESULT Ship doesn't allow interaction with it. Tried with Super Hornet, then the Gladius, then the Saber, all with the same result EXPECTED RESULT Ship would open and allow interaction  ACTUAL RESULT ship spawns with out weapons, engines EXPECTED RESULT ship should spawns with weapons, engines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxa2uHCFlo0 ACTUAL RESULT Every time i spawn the Ursa Rover on any moon, it starts bouncing up and down on the landing pad. In some cases the door to the pilot and co-pilot seat do not open so i glitch myself into the pilot seat and after that it opens and closes like its suppose too. The Rover is very unstable on any surface it bounces around little by little than its completely going crazy too a point where you cant even go in it. this bouncing around also does not let me put the Rover in the Constellation Aquila. EXPECTED RESULT Door to pilot and co-pilot seat opens automatically when you approach. Stable Ursa Rover STEPS TO REPRODUCE Spawn drake, Engage afterburner, Cutlass rolls starboard ACTUAL RESULT Cutlass rolls to the right when afterburner / speeding up occurs EXPECTED RESULT Cutlass should remain on flight path when speed increases  STEPS TO REPRODUCE after a died in eva , i respawned and someone else was on my bed ACTUAL RESULT sharing private bed room with someone else EXPECTED RESULT respawning alone in my bed Star Citizen: Expected Result: Alone In My Bed e: taxxe: 
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Scruffpuff posted:They're also keeping their backers occupied by giving them busywork that makes them think they're helping, while simultaneously passively lying by implying that Star Citizen is a game that's far along enough to be ready for bug testing. File your reports! Submit your bugs! Stream and discuss your experiences in this facsimile of a game! But above all else, PLEDGE! And look, LOOK! LOOK UPON THE FUNDING TRACKER! It goes up, it rises! The game will be here for us soon! The 3.2 will bring us mining! Pledge my citizens, once the tracking is high enough Roberts will drive to us over the water in his rented McLaren and take us to the promised land of game! Praise be to the thumb that walks like a man!
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thatguy posted:
  "No teleportation fakery" would probably fit on the tracker, but I feel it's a bit of a reach.
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Virtual Captain posted:"No teleportation fakery" would probably fit on the tracker, but I feel it's a bit of a reach.
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Hav posted:Calm down. I cannot
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Quavers posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxa2uHCFlo0 Delete \user folder scrub. I missed Issue Council crossposts. Spiderdrake posted:"Game world will be physically correct" probably works? Could probably get on board with this.
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$32.3 million so far in 2017 I'm seriously  right now
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Quavers posted:I got your back Thank you, you don't know how much it's appreciated to have someone else at least appear to share your sense of humour for dumb poo poo.
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Abuminable posted:$32.3 million so far in 2017 I called it. Gonna be the best year ever for Star Citizen
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Also I'll never be a fan of cat tax just because some idiot at some point in time decided there should be a cat tax at the top of a page. I do however support with all my heart rescuing dogs, or cats if that is your preference. The mrs had a cat when I first met her and since then we rescued one dog from a puppy farm and have a 2nd just because it seems like an arsehole thing to do to only have one dog when it's just as easy to walk two. So if inclined, please give to animal charities that do good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hViMtuZFi0M AP fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Dec 7, 2017 |
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heres to another year of self owns, cringy role play, reddit meltdowns, and 50,000 word blog posts. grats cig
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AP posted:There's a ptu issue council which I don't have access to, as I was never interested to apply before they locked it down, and a standard open issue council for everyone else. This is the first time that they've shut the PTU issue council behind closed doors for the exact reason you stated, except it's actually gone backwards from 2.(whatever), which is a mind boggle. Scruffpuff posted:Here's the thing. Imagine you're just starting to design a PC game - you don't know what the game is, how it will work, or even if it will work. You're still just stitching together poo poo to see what works. When you're 15% of the way through this hit-or-miss experimentation, do you start getting people to put in bug reports? 100% agree with this and after seeing that things hadn't been changed in the issue council in the latest PTU, have stopped the reports. Hence why I referred to it as lip service. But like everything else, a really bad attempt.
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 STEPS TO REPRODUCE Join the Stanton system, Find someone who activates his MobiGlas, Look at him ACTUAL RESULT The MobiGlas you'll see is the old one (pre 3.0). EXPECTED RESULT The new layout should be displayed. Looks like Mobiglass isn't using Render To Texture like CIG said, but is faked (and broken) 
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SCtrumpHaters posted:I called it. The worst possible outcome is being $2 million down from last year, projected from last year's pace in December. But, if Chris can muster a couple of new poorly-rendered clips of Mark Hamill for the holiday livestream, CIG will easily beat last year's number.
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Quavers posted:I got your back If you saw someone in your bed, how would you know it wasn't you and the servers are loving up? I mean all commandos loom the same, don't they?
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FRAMERATE WORSE IN 3.0.0-PTU.679448 THAN PREVIOUS PATCHES ACTUAL RESULT, Frame rate is consistently below 5fps with massive amounts of stuttering, which remains constant throughout session. This is a marked decrease compared to previous versions. Usually results in a crash to the universe selection menu after 5-10 mins of play, at which point the game will freeze entirely. Crash gives error 20012. EXPECTED RESULT Stable framerate above 10fps, without crash to menu. CPU SPIKES STILL HAPPENING IN 3.0-679448 ACTUAL RESULT CPU spikes to 100% for a few seconds the game locks up. Still happenning altough less frequently. EXPECTED RESULT No CPU spikes.
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Quavers posted:EXPECTED RESULT Sun dont shines through back door loving lol I could read these all day They deserve their own twitter account
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Quavers posted:Crash gives error 20012. Now it goes without saying that I'm not an expert on CryEngine error codes so just bear with me here, and please, any top tier programmers and folks who have dabbled in a little programming down the years go right ahead and jump in and correct me here if I'm wrong, but error 20012 means that it's hosed
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Quavers posted:
lmao it's a jpeg
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SomethingJones posted:loving lol I could read these all day
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Quavers posted:Looks like Mobiglass isn't using Render To Texture like CIG said, but is faked (and broken) 
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Sunswipe posted:I think you'll find she runs snickers these days. [/British dad joke] jesus............
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Spiderdrake posted:Can we actually do that or will twitter pull it down It would be worth it, those bug reports are the biggest laugh I'd had in the thread in ages
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Quavers posted:EXPECTED RESULT Sun dont shines through back door Actually talk to any Citizen and they'll tell you it does through Chris'.
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SomethingJones posted:lmao it's a jpeg Isnt what this is. infinite jpegs tied together?
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D_Smart posted:Well in the latest patch, they just changed Sleep(1) to Sleep(0). So. drat even the wiki page has a better implementation, and it's free.
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hot balls man no homo posted:So CIG owes Crytek royalties for using Cryengine for the game. Everything CIG has sold so far has become a debt until they deliver at which point any unused money (and possibly any money made after release) can be considered profit. So they have no profit yet that Crytek can claim their cut of. And if CIG never delivers, Crytek gets no money. CIG can fold under the mountain of debt they have attained and all the secured creditors can get what little blood they can squeeze out of this stone while Crytek sits around with their thumbs up their collective asses. This is a neat angle of the scam. And then one of CIG's side companies picks up the assets by being the only bidder at the bankruptcy auction, and the game begins anew! I may do an effortpost on the many, many games you can play with a network of subsidiary companies. The best part is that I don't need to mention CIG themselves even once.
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Poetic justice. Also, at least the art gets to be in a real game.
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 Our bot flew too close to star citizen and broke reddit.
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Holy loving hell these are great. AP posted:Thank you, you don't know how much it's appreciated to have someone else at least appear to share your sense of humour for dumb poo poo. FWIW I think most of us here find the issue council bugs p funny. My advice to management is just keep doing what you're doing.
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Quavers posted:
Hey, if the Rover's rockin', don't come knockin'.  quote:
This guy just hates Space Sex.
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The great thing about the ED vs SC war that is always ongoing is the fact that ED is getting old. It helped to propel its developers into new products, and continues to make them money just by being released and on the market. This money they get is not in the fashion of pre-orders or pledges or IOUs for future content, it’s for a purchase that Frontier can happily and without moral conflict add to their coffers as a good sale. But yes, it’s getting old. It’s 3 years old now. SC is not exactly in competition with Elite anymore. That train sort of left the station 3 years ago. People may as well be saying “yeah I just can’t play Half Life 1 anymore because look at these SC screenshots.” Yeah no poo poo dummy. It’s an old game that if you liked it, you played it and probably got bored of it by now. It’s been out for 3 loving years. SC crowds should be comparing it to Hellion or that Dual Universe game. These are two space games also currently in development that are the new “contenders”. Of course the teams are probably small indie teams not nearly as vastly international as CIG, and probably don’t have $160,000,000 in the bank, but there you go! Go get them, Citizens! Show them who the best unreleased space game is this year! Reigning champion SC is here to take you on!
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Beet Wagon posted:In times like this I think it's always important to remember that Citizens are the reasonable ones, simply trying to calmly and factually correct the misrepresentation of a video ga- This is... sad. 
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The Titanic posted:The great thing about the ED vs SC war that is always ongoing is the fact that ED is getting old. It helped to propel its developers into new products, and continues to make them money just by being released and on the market. This money they get is not in the fashion of pre-orders or pledges or IOUs for future content, it’s for a purchase that Frontier can happily and without moral conflict add to their coffers as a good sale. Yeah but Hellion has Space Legs that work, so you can't compare it to SC or SC comes out looking rather poor. I mean there's a lot of stuff that either needs finished or improved with Hellion, but the core concept of "Be a man in space" is done to a level that CIG should legit be jealous of.
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Dusty Lens posted:I guess being banned for trying to play offline to get more than 8 fps is a good second place. Fake Edit: Holy poo poo they are: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7gy85t/cigs_official_stance_on_using_cheat_engine_for/ Goddamn they are so loving stupid it's amazing.
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just gonna skip ahead a few thousand posts so it's almost a week into december where is the hot new squadron 42 footage? like the page number where it's posted
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Mangoose posted:You're easily the most credible poster, because if there's anyone who's familiar with unfulfilled expectations it would be you. Especially when there's ships involved. I’m here for all the disasters, friend. Bringing my professional disaster experience with me. 
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