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I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating--not like sharks. They're soft and smooth.
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We should all be glad that the Hydrurga guy finally got his marine biology degree and stopped bolding random words.
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sneakyfrog posted:an emory cloth and some water based lube and you'll be golden friend. I read this at first as "golden fried" and was wondering if I've missed out on a new piece of tasty slang but no, turns out I'm just illiterate. 
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Huntersoninski posted:I read this at first as "golden fried" and was wondering if I've missed out on a new piece of tasty slang but no, turns out I'm just illiterate. oh heck no im old, i still have issues with this hip new slang myself.
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Has anybody considered that the skin of sharks is very rough but they are socially very smooth like they always know the right thing to say
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once i saw two sharks try to swim past each other but they were so rough they got stuck together but they kept on trying to swim but that made them go around in circles and it made a whirlpool and it got really big and a boat fell in
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Dec 6, 2017 22:00
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I'm a shark ama
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Picnic Princess posted:I'm a shark ama are you smooth
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Lemon posted:once i saw two sharks try to swim past each other but they were so rough they got stuck together but they kept on trying to swim but that made them go around in circles and it made a whirlpool and it got really big and a boat fell in Those sharks must have been wearing Velcro dive suits and that's what stuck together because, as we all know, sharks are smooth as hell.
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Dec 6, 2017 22:35
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Picnic Princess posted:I'm a shark ama Have you seen any funny pictures lately?
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Jerry Cotton posted:Have you seen any funny pictures lately? This is Shark Talk now, you non-smooth skinned bitch.
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 here, funny pic?
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Professor of Cats posted:This is Shark Talk now, you non-smooth skinned bitch. I'll show you some smooth skin.
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I dont think its unreasonable to except a shark to both have silky smooth skin to the touch and be a personable suave fellow. Like a shark who always tells the best and most interesting stories and everytime you shake hands or fins you ask what moisturizer theyre using because you need some. not hard concept imo
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Sponge Baathist posted:
Ask and you shall receive.
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waggles posted:Ask and you shall receive. lol
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organburner posted:
its vaguely swastikish in thumbnail Talk about a dickhead
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Picnic Princess posted:I'm a shark ama Are you a singing shark?
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Elizabethan Error posted:he must be lonely without Beavis 5 Milo and POTUS posted:Talk about a dickhead 2
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Roro posted:Dude. Just stop. Sharks are smooth. I just... whatever, I guess. I've told you where and why you're wrong. I can't do any more. UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:But the minor in sharkanetics! Instrumental sharkanetics. It does make a difference. SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Has anybody considered that the skin of sharks is very rough but they are socially very smooth Sharks are significantly more social than most people believe. Many species of shark show complex social behaviors, including things we would term as friendships and even family units. Some sharks have social behaviors that are similar even to higher primates, and other social mammals. They are not all the cold-blooded loner murder machines their reputation suggests. I guess I'll stop defending sharks until I at least have a funny picture to go with it. I just get kind of passionate about this subject. Whales are my bread and blubber, but I've always loved sharks. Edit: Pigsfeet on Rye posted:We all know how sharks really act. I just want to say thank you, because that is favorite shark cartoon of all time. Veni Vidi Ameche! has a new favorite as of 23:48 on Dec 6, 2017 |
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I just... whatever, I guess. I've told you where and why you're wrong. I can't do any more. We all know how sharks really act. 
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I am smooooooth I'm a shark
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Yall morons don't even know that sharks are like big hedgehogs with smaller spikes, it's smooth one way and spiky the other! Dumbos. Sharks aren't fish, they are mammals that share ancestors with hedgehogs!
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Milo and POTUS posted:hm. rude. I want you to be your best sorry if that didn't come across, sometimes I am abrasive as the skin of a shark
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Picnic Princess posted:I'm a shark ama Do you purr
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I just... whatever, I guess. I've told you where and why you're wrong. I can't do any more. Say it with me: every shark is completely smooth no matter what angle you're touching it from
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djssniper posted:I'm not sure which is worse, cat talk or shark talk DOES IT loving PURR
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Peanut Butler posted:sorry if that didn't come across, sometimes I am abrasive as the skin of a shark which is to say I'm being sarcastic because I'm perfectly smooth
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Screaming Idiot posted:DOES IT loving PURR The common houseshark? Of course it does. Some bigger sharks don't, though. The general rule is that if they're able to roar then they can't purr, and if they purr then they can't roar. It's an either/or thing.
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Screaming Idiot posted:DOES IT loving PURR No idea, stick your hand in and find out: Jeez, cut the shark talk, it's been going on pages of just poo poo talk
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Professor of Cats posted:
What's the third panel say?
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