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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

BarronsArtGallery posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0PIlLHFG4A

The shot of Chewie smacking that loving thing off the controls... lmao I'm making a goddamn av as we speak

This version from a prior page is excellent, too. It’s visual cheapness just endears me to it even more.

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Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

Speak of the devil(s)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2gkVzCUwdw

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
if this were the actual plot, episode 8 would be the best one in the series imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU_b__MJJUk

edit: (referring to Luke training Rey) "I promise, she will complain, and I promise Luke will make a joke about her not having to give him a piggy-back. I promise that joke will happen." :laffo:

edit 2: "but then unlike the rest of the movie so far, he will say 'Well I ain't Yoda'."

Preston Waters fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Dec 7, 2017

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

HAHAHAHAHAHHA YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

In Anthony Daniels' mind, only he has what it takes to be a well-rounded gay robot waiter.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Gonz posted:

HAHAHAHAHAHHA YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Chewie driven to absolute madness by the PORGACOLYPSE!!!!!

This is going to be the best star wars movie ever made

btw if this is true...

Taika Waititi "informally" offered Star Wars movie by Kathleen Kennedy
http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2017/12/taika-waititi-offered-star-wars-movie.html

:getin:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Jerkface posted:

Chewie driven to absolute madness by the PORGACOLYPSE!!!!!

This is going to be the best star wars movie ever made

Chewie losing his loving mind because of these things is going to be absolute movie magic.

quote:

btw if this is true...

Taika Waititi "informally" offered Star Wars movie by Kathleen Kennedy
http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2017/12/taika-waititi-offered-star-wars-movie.html

:getin:

This deal keeps getting worse better all the time.

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Gonz posted:

Chewie losing his loving mind because of these things is going to be absolute movie magic.

just imagine if he read the thread a few pages back

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

BarronsArtGallery posted:

just imagine if he read the thread a few pages back

I deeply apologize for Porgmania the last two weeks.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Jerkface posted:

Chewie driven to absolute madness by the PORGACOLYPSE!!!!!

This is going to be the best star wars movie ever made

btw if this is true...

Taika Waititi "informally" offered Star Wars movie by Kathleen Kennedy
http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2017/12/taika-waititi-offered-star-wars-movie.html

:getin:

Can't wait to see him getting canned because he can't make Star Wars into silly poo poo.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

"Now there are two of them!"

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
still haven't figured out how to make it into an av without it looking like poo poo due to the draconian pixel and file size requirements of the forums but here's the bigass version

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

CelticPredator posted:

Can't wait to see him getting canned because he can't make Star Wars into silly poo poo.

I dont think so, if you look at C3PO and R2D2s comedic relationship in the OT they are very in line with Taika's kiwi sense of humor. A bunch of dry dialogue about ones lot in life etc. Korg and the bug were basically alien c3p0 and R2 in Thor 3.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
If they got rid of Lord and Miller for their approach, they'd do the same to Waititi. Read up on Ragnarok and he was big on having the actors improvise and disregard the script entirely. It's kind of why people love Thor now because the character is gone, what you get is Hemsworth's off-the-cuff quips. It seems like Disney is exerting a much tighter control on Star Wars.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Milky Moor posted:

If they got rid of Lord and Miller for their approach, they'd do the same to Waititi. Read up on Ragnarok and he was big on having the actors improvise and disregard the script entirely. It's kind of why people love Thor now because the character is gone, what you get is Hemsworth's off-the-cuff quips. It seems like Disney is exerting a much tighter control on Star Wars.

Lord and Miller pissed off Kasden for going off his script and he has a lot of pull in Lucasfilm and apparently the titular young han solo was not benefiting from their direction. Is Taika going to be shooting a Kasden script? They let Rian Johnson do his own thing and then gave him his own trilogy. I think they could work with someone who is familiar to the company AND successful putting a twist on an existing franchise.

Im not saying they arent controlling or it would work out perfectly, but honestly I dont think what happened to L&M is even 50/50 to happen to Taika.

edit: and again I think the type of humor that Taika brings is much different from L&M's brand of comedy. A Taika droid focused solo film would be perfect imo

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

If you want a picture of the future, imagine Ron Howard reshooting Star Wars Stories - forever.

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

Scans of the film's Visual Dictionary book are out in the wild.

Have some baby porgs:

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

holy gently caress they are disgusting, amazing

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Cross-Section posted:

Scans of the film's Visual Dictionary book are out in the wild.

Have some baby porgs:



This is wrong.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Cross-Section posted:

Scans of the film's Visual Dictionary book are out in the wild.

Have some baby porgs:



Do not want.

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

Also the book gets amusingly adamant that Snoke is not a Sith and that they died out with Sheev and Vader

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Cross-Section posted:

Scans of the film's Visual Dictionary book are out in the wild.

Have some baby porgs:



They really are Pokémon. Like those horrific photo realistic paintings of the Simpsons, but with Pokémon.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Cross-Section posted:

Scans of the film's Visual Dictionary book are out in the wild.

Have some baby porgs:



Christ, it’s like the baby in Eraserhead.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
If you dropped a nuke on three of them you'd have king ghidorah.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Cross-Section posted:

Also the book gets amusingly adamant that Snoke is not a Sith and that they died out with Sheev and Vader



Snoke is Goldmember.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Cross-Section posted:

Also the book gets amusingly adamant that Snoke is not a Sith and that they died out with Sheev and Vader



I would genuinely enjoy Snoke basically being a blockbuster version of Hitler in The New Colossus

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Snoke is Jafar

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Snoke is The Mandarin

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Snoke is gonna be even more explicitly an orientalist stereotype than Newt Gunray and no one's gonna notice or care.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Snoke is Donald Trump, hence going after his money laundering casinos. The first one was about Hillary looking stern and being respected while expressing disappointment in her son becoming a radical BernieBro. Also Rey discovers in the new movie that actually the truth is in the middle and she becomes a Centrist/Grey Jedi under the tutelage of Luke, who used to be the moderator of /r/neoliberal before seeking exile after numerous sexual assault allegations.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Milky Moor posted:

off-the-cuff quips

i hate these tbh. death to off the cup quips in big budget movies asap forever

halwain
May 31, 2011
Theres some new footage here https://streamable.com/gxw8i .
Rey takes Kylos sword and the praetorian guards are fighting with her (maybe snoke taking over rey was true after all :v:)

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
At the end of the movie the falcon/chewie are just covered with porg poo poo

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
Visual Dictionary has had all pages leaked to Reddit.

halwain
May 31, 2011

Milky Moor posted:

Visual Dictionary has had all pages leaked to Reddit.

https://imgur.com/a/EC0jP Here are all the pages for anyone interested.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"




thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

halwain posted:

https://imgur.com/a/EC0jP Here are all the pages for anyone interested.

First off, there are some rather weighty spoilers in here, so beware.

Second, some minor things seem to slightly contradict the paste bin spoilers. For example, Luke has cut himself off from the Force, so he's unaware Han is dead. The paste bin spoilers, I believe implied he knew.

Also, he apparently came across the Jedi Temple in flames, knowing the betrayal "came from within", because only members of the Order knew of it's location. Which contradicts the whole, "Luke destroyed the temple while defending himself".

There are more contradictions, but I won't keep going into them. But, I think, maybe, this shows the paste bin spoilers are full of poo poo.

thrawn527 fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Dec 7, 2017

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
so let's get this straight , the universe between ROTJ and force awakens:
empire is beaten, some big rear end fight over jakku, New Republic is created, all the bad imperial guys retreat to unknown regions

twenty years pass and the new republic has already completely loving failed, the empire is now bigger and badder than ever, and upon their first attack everyone else in the republic (who apparently have no military at all) just flat out surrenders because they liked being under the empire better than under the new republic anyways

nice

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Nothing can beat the Qui-Gon spoiler from the TPM soundtrack.

edit: Yes I know I just typed "The The Phantom Menace."

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