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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jose posted:

this has nothing to do with trump but lmao

https://twitter.com/BobMenery/statu...er%3D854%23pti3

imagine it being on official record that you were your prom date's runner up

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Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

maybe if they really wanted to keep their land they could've done this whole "organised warfare" thing better instead of doing a protracted campaign of slaughtering people with no clear roadmap on how to actually achieve their goals beyond "exterminate the jewish race"

Lol the gently caress is this garbage ?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Blast of Confetti posted:

imagine it being on official record that you were your prom date's runner up

hahahahahaha

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Is donald trump the fattest president in history

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Why is someone pro israel shilling in the loving trump lol thread and why are they dropping hot takes such as “if Palestine were better at war they would’ve been able to exterminate all the Jews rather than Israelis exterminating them” lol

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Away all Goats posted:

Is donald trump the fattest president in history

no, america has had many fat presidents

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Jose posted:

lol the guy who came next also defended house parties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUKsthR-Ts

Hahahaha holy poo poo and the council guy at the end says "and I wanna welcome you to LA councils bill and Teds excellent adventure!"

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

Away all Goats posted:

Is donald trump the fattest president in history

Probably not but he is the most "Fat gently caress" president we've ever had.

Pretend I posted his usual McDonald's meal here.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

MrMojok posted:

What was that, Jose? Seriously

some people tkaing the piss at an LA council meeting

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

FuhrerHat posted:

no, america has had many fat presidents

He's the oldest though so even if he's 2nd fattest after Taft, he's probably the "most likely to die suddenly" Prez.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Blast of Confetti posted:

imagine it being on official record that you were your prom date's runner up

i'm sure chad kroger and the rest of the extremely real people he named will care

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol loving hell

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/sta...agenumber%3D858

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

smoobles posted:

He's the oldest though so even if he's 2nd fattest after Taft, he's probably the "most likely to die suddenly" Prez.

At his fattest, Taft was about 340 although for the most part he was in the 250 range.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

There isn't a "Well DUH" big enough for this one. Why else would this idiot even run for presidency to begin with?

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

uhg they just can't not be creepy weirdos

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Hmmm, I think this way of framing it might be a little misleading.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

fruit on the bottom posted:

Hmmm, I think this way of framing it might be a little misleading.

I cannot wait to hear what actually happened because this is sanitized to poo poo

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

thanks Jose, my balls just breached the containment shield. Do you realize how much paperwork these incidents involve?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I cannot wait to hear what actually happened because this is sanitized to poo poo

“It was an unregulated vaginal exam, Your Honor.”

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

Jose posted:

franken claimed the incidents werent as the victims remember and a bunch of other bollocks when resigning so i don't think he's very moral

https://www.theroot.com/sen-al-franken-admits-no-guilt-and-offers-no-apology-i-1821086801

What if perception varies according to the point of view? whooooooa

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/rickhasen/statu...r%3D859%23pti29

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
there's a contradictory republican accusation for everything

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

AP saying Trents pressured staffers into letting him impregnate them.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Ironic Justice is making a comeback.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

smoobles posted:

AP saying Trents pressured staffers into letting him impregnate them.

fake news it was just a trick so they would allow him to cum inside of their bodies

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Badass Democrat running for Frank's seat

https://twitter.com/RedTRaccoon/status/938910924924211201?s=17

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

old beast lunatic posted:

It's kind of funny how everyone has just accepted hell realm and knows in their black hearts that Moore is gonna win.

Reminds of a post I made about a month ago, November 9:

Neukoln19 posted:

I predict (yet will not toxx on) Moore still winning the senate seat.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol fi true

https://twitter.com/TheBeatWithAri/...r%3D860%23pti32

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lmao she's a Berniecrat.
https://westbrook2018.com/peoples-platform

Getting rid of creepy old bad dems and replace them with actual progessives.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
shame its arizona so she's got no chance

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Christ, does Mueller just spend his free time making contingency plans?

whodatwhere
Aug 24, 2013

fruit on the bottom posted:

Christ, does Mueller just spend his free time making contingency plans?

And bless him for it.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Jose posted:

this has nothing to do with trump but lmao

https://twitter.com/BobMenery/statu...er%3D854%23pti3

Sounds like the vocalist for King Missile.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Is that bald guy behind him a secret service agent? He doesn't look like he's having a good time, either way.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/RepTrentFranks/status/938750188562276352?s=17

:lol:

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

Catastrophe posted:

http://www.newsweek.com/trump-wants-you-tip-restaurant-owners-not-servers-740792

TRUMP WANTS YOU TO TIP RESTAURANT OWNERS, NOT SERVERS


Wait what? What sense does that make? Why?!


Oh...

this is just so pathetic. I've worked food service. Every friend, family member, and co-worker that I've discussed "tips" with has stories about bosses/owners withholding tips, not dividing them fairly, or envelopes and bills of 50's and 100's disappearing. That poo poo is rampant. Like any of these silver spoon fucks have any concept of service jobs.

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May 27, 2004



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Staffers getting bombed with "can i put my cum in you?" questions out of nowhere!

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!
Lipstick Apathy

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

If that thing is 236lb, I will eat my left shoe.

That's his actual weight....




...on the moon.

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