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Petting friendly dogs, feeding them treats, and other scams Just pet this dog, got to feed it a milk bone after asking permission. Its part of my 'long con' to be a nice person.
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 22:54 |
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I carry around a tide pen and one of those travel Kleenex packets to be helpful to my friends, all part of my master plan. |
# ? Dec 6, 2017 22:58 |
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Lying on my deathbed surrounded by friends and children, "You dumb idiots." |
# ? Dec 7, 2017 00:52 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Lying on my deathbed surrounded by friends and children, "You dumb idiots." "Come child, get closer, you stupid stupid idiot" |
# ? Dec 7, 2017 00:54 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Lying on my deathbed surrounded by friends and children, "You dumb idiots." this rings a bell, I feel like we had this thread at some point years ago, something about the long con troll or something? It could be done again, there's definitely a lot there, like: Look at these imbeciles, handing me a watch for 25 years of faithful service. Stupid idiots never knew that I was conducting this train ironically... pfft You know, like that, but funny too |
# ? Dec 7, 2017 01:33 |
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vanisher posted:Petting friendly dogs, feeding them treats, and other scams |
# ? Dec 7, 2017 19:14 |
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BYOB Tuffguys DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? Cause this is more of a lark I will come up there and I will kick your blues away. |
# ? Dec 7, 2017 22:15 |
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I'm the bad boy of byob, the bbbyob if you will. Yep, I just got done empty quoting a joke that wasn't even funny but I did it anyway cause I'm a bad rear end. Later on I think I might pm a mod with a message that just reads "lmbo" and then the body of the message says "lol mods are butts!". It's only a matter of time before a maniac like me gets a 6 hour probie. Thug life.
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# ? Dec 8, 2017 00:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leL_bsHEZdM |
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# ? Dec 8, 2017 00:40 |
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trying to be sexy but also trying to deal with my sick cat, jaspers. I've got a fire going, a bearskin rug, and a tissue covering that grey pile. Why don't we cuddle up on the couch tonight, baby. I'd like to spend some quiet time with you, me, a bottle of wine, and my 22 year old cat Jaspers. I reach into the fridge and pull out chocolate covered strawberries, whipped cream, and a dripper of ear medicine. |
# ? Dec 8, 2017 01:52 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:trying to be sexy but also trying to deal with my sick cat, jaspers. That sounds like a good date |
# ? Dec 8, 2017 02:11 |
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later, u confuse urself and suddenly realize ur murmuring 'yeah open up, take it all bich' as u gently insert the FIV medicine dropper into ur significant others mouth |
# ? Dec 8, 2017 03:14 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Lying on my deathbed surrounded by friends and children, "You dumb idiots." "Jimmy come closer." *Turns head, coughs, turns back, and whispers in Jimmy's ear* "You were always my least favorite son."
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# ? Dec 8, 2017 07:30 |
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I remember coming home from school every wednesday, getting a plate of corn snack, and settling in for some amazing cartoons. My mom let us watch whatever we wanted, so I'd get a brain full of Minerva, the Literacy Clam, Celibate Boy Squad, and Fr. Domingo Qwest: CyberJesuit. Man I think I still have my shard of the decalogacon somewhere around here... |
# ? Dec 9, 2017 01:10 |
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Celibate Boy Squad was part of the original wave of Sinomation imports so all the dubs were terrible. |
# ? Dec 9, 2017 01:15 |
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Celibate Boy Squad sounds like a gang tag. Wanna join that gang.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 01:27 |
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when I was a kid I remember being told that fast food was bad for you and broccoli was good for you but i never understood what the speed of the food had to do with nutrition i mean what if u serve fast broccoli is that good for you or not |
# ? Dec 10, 2017 07:07 |
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The Broccoli Hut: home of 'The Stalker' $2.99 combo meal! Just ask Broccoli Brandon, and he'll tell you 'It's brocco-tastic!' Don't forget, the Broc-rib is back! |
# ? Dec 10, 2017 10:20 |
Shake that brassica, baby
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 10:27 |
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depends on how fast the broccoli is, probably bad for you if it is fast enough and you get hit with it
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 12:37 |
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NEW Super FAST broccoli, guaranteed to be fully digested and outta there in under 5 minutes or your money back |
# ? Dec 10, 2017 14:13 |
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Drake: American Sniper |
# ? Dec 12, 2017 15:33 |
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sockingtonsworth posted:Drake: American Sniper you used to come to me for evac thirteenhundred juuuuust ten klicks calling you for evac the enemy they seeee red mist |
# ? Dec 13, 2017 05:16 |
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Considering the current trendiness and enormous versatility of cauliflower, I think a cleverly-implemented cauliflower-themed fast food restaurant could be successful e: For reference: http://time.com/4845148/cauliflower-rice-menu/
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 05:36 |
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Macnult posted:you used to come to me for evac i am fuckin dead |
# ? Dec 13, 2017 05:44 |
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Pokemon in Real Life, Except the Parts That Would Be Not Fun Pokemon OSHA "Alright, so you're looking to make a four-story dragon statue rise from beneath the gym floor, shoot flames everywhere, and then you want to have the Pokemon fight each other up there? I mean, sure, it's possible, but my major concern right now is wheelchair accessibility." Going to Gym Battles It's Wednesday night, and you and your co-workers have gotten tickets to the Gym Battle tonight, where some young upstart is gonna challenge the local gym leader. You've got your beer and your hotdogs, and you've got pretty good seats considering it's a full house. The challenger goes against the first gym trainer, and shows that he's got a Dark type, perfect for his eventual battle against Sabrina. He wins the first battle pretty easily, and then goes into the first teleporter and defeats the trainer behind that door, and the crowd's excitement builds. Then, he goes into another teleporter and gets sent back to the beginning. He retraces his steps, this time taking the second teleporter in the room, but gets sent to another room with another trainer battle. He goes back into the teleporter he just went into, thinking it will take him back, but he gets sent to an entirely different room, and looks around in a panic. He enters one of the four teleporters and gets sent back to the entrance again. Everyone in the crowd is booing and yelling directions, all conflicting with each other. The challenger teleports back and forth between room as everyone gets progressively more and more upset. Two hours have gone by and he still can't figure out the teleporter maze. Anyone who hasn't left is now drunkenly screaming at the arena. Odd Age Discrepancies Iris is the Gym Leader of the Dragon gym and she's twelve years old and works with ten-feet-tall earthquake-causing monsters and she rides on their backs as they fly in the air but I can't buy rubber cement from the local Costco without needing to show them my ID? It's bullshit, I'm telling you |
# ? Dec 14, 2017 11:55 |
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cda posted:Italian bread maybe too risqué |
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:Pokemon in Real Life, Except the Parts That Would Be Not Fun these are good |
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alnilam posted:these are good Yeah. Make that thread. |
# ? Dec 14, 2017 16:57 |
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cda posted:Italian bread eyy, I'm bakin' here |
# ? Dec 14, 2017 18:03 |
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cda posted:Italian bread ironically enough, american "italian bread" looks and tastes more like it was made by an Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and Nondescript Job
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# ? Dec 14, 2017 18:26 |
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alnilam posted:ironically enough, american "italian bread" looks and tastes more like it was made by an Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and Nondescript Job i think this goes for a lot of "american style" food. maybe its because the english will just put salt on and deep fry anything and becasue of imperialism and cultural hegemony we associate this as "neutral" food? |
# ? Dec 14, 2017 19:09 |
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"food" for thought |
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alnilam posted:ironically enough, american "italian bread" looks and tastes more like it was made by an Entirely Non-Ethnic Character With No Identity of Any Kind and Nondescript Job have you ever had tuscan bread? there is a style there made without salt. it is almost literally tasteless, just a textured thing to put in your mouth to deliver whatever toppings/sauces it accompanies. it is weird.
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# ? Dec 14, 2017 20:44 |
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A loaf of prime matter. Mere being, no properties. |
# ? Dec 14, 2017 21:15 |
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Manifisto posted:have you ever had tuscan bread? there is a style there made without salt. it is almost literally tasteless, just a textured thing to put in your mouth to deliver whatever toppings/sauces it accompanies. See also: water crackers.
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straight up gruel is the only acceptable food |
# ? Dec 14, 2017 23:26 |