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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

ajkalan posted:


Michael Richard "Dick" Pence, sitting Vice President of the United States of America, hosed one stallion, OK? And maybe just the once. Let's not get carried away.

this is true. Pence, the Vice President of these United States, is a one horse man.

however after his first horse died of over exertion, he certainly got a new more virile and powerful horse, and that’s OK.

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The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
So, I was walking along one day, and then it hit me *bam* there was this guy who hosed a horse. It took me a minute to remember that it was the same guy who roleplays with his wife and calls her mother.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:

So, I was walking along one day, and then it hit me *bam* there was this guy who hosed a horse. It took me a minute to remember that it was the same guy who roleplays with his wife and calls her mother.

that's our vice president, mike pence the EQUINE FUCKER

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

mueller: "keep putting off that interview, there'll be more like this. consider carefully."

pence: :qq:

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/938206379160023040

:thunk:

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Basically the end of Dr. Strangelove

But Pence's riding a stallion instead as the nukes drop

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
mike pence standing outside a stable, boombox over his head, trying to win back the love, of the horse he hosed

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

crazy cloud posted:

i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

crazy cloud posted:

i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

rudatron posted:

mike pence standing outside a stable, boombox over his head, trying to win back the love, of the horse he hosed

mike pence’s favorite movie? neigh anything

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Everyone must know this inalterable fact

Vice President of the United States Mike Pence is penetrated by a horse on a regular basis

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

crazy cloud posted:

i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

crazy cloud posted:

i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

rudatron posted:

mike pence standing outside a stable, boombox over his head, trying to win back the love, of the horse he hosed


Bobby Digital posted:

mike pence’s favorite movie? neigh anything

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Mike Pence is confident because he knows he will never be accused of sexual harassment and thus will always have the moral high ground...

...that is, unless horses learn to talk!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

crazy cloud posted:

i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

mike pence hosed a horse while on a helicopter

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



mike pence has never jerked it to pornography

instead he has jerked it to drawings of my little ponies in nazi uniforms

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Pikavangelist posted:

mike pence has never jerked it to pornography

instead he has jerked it to drawings of my little ponies in nazi uniforms

oh drat, what's his deal with your little ponies?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Flavius Belisarius posted:

oh drat, what's his deal with your little ponies?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
a morning show i was listening to was talking about a guy who was busted for multiple counts of beastiality and his defense was that he was madly in love with the horse and it was totally consensual

i switch stations to my local npr and the first two words said were "mike pence"

it's a christmas miracle

:horse:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

crazy cloud posted:

i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
oh hey mike pence hosed a horse

that's weird, well, anyway bump

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
I have kind of a confession I really would like you all to be aware of and it's been bothering me for some time.

I'm not sure if I'm alone in this or not, but I actually remember that Mike Pence hosed a horse many more times than I bump this thread.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Flavius Belisarius posted:

I have kind of a confession I really would like you all to be aware of and it's been bothering me for some time.

I'm not sure if I'm alone in this or not, but I actually remember that Mike Pence hosed a horse many more times than I bump this thread.
that's okay i get reminded that mike pence consumes stallion cum lots of times but i don't post because i'm busy with class work :glomp:

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Flavius Belisarius posted:

I have kind of a confession I really would like you all to be aware of and it's been bothering me for some time.

I'm not sure if I'm alone in this or not, but I actually remember that Mike Pence hosed a horse many more times than I bump this thread.

#metoo #vpotus #mikepence #pence #horsefucker #maga

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
mike pence likes to scream into his pillow every night so he can say every morning with a smile that his voice is a little horse

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Why did all the stableboys quit?

Mike Pence was being a nag

Does Mike Pence dream?

No he just has night mares

What got Mike Pence interested in Anton LaVay?

He thought he knew a colt sex magick

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Flavius Belisarius posted:

I have kind of a confession I really would like you all to be aware of and it's been bothering me for some time.

I'm not sure if I'm alone in this or not, but I actually remember that Mike Pence hosed a horse many more times than I bump this thread.

You remember it more times, or he hosed it more times?

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


why not both?

for instance, this mike pence character, he both sucks, and fucks, horses

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

crazy cloud posted:

i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Since Christmas is coming up I wonder if the Budweiser Clydesdales have taken out a restraining order on Mike Pence yet

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Lord of Pie posted:

Since Christmas is coming up I wonder if the Budweiser Clydesdales have taken out a restraining order on Mike Pence yet

the budweiser 2017 christmas ad shames mike pence by name and ends with a horse and a full screen overlay hash tag me too

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

crazy cloud posted:

the budweiser 2017 christmas ad shames mike pence by name and ends with a horse and a full screen overlay hash tag me too

:eyepop:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
infamous horsefucker mike Pence

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
mpfah

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

crazy cloud posted:

i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

horsefucker alley-oop

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