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everyday i wake up and open palm slap a vhs tape of fox and friends into the vcr while eating my 2 big macs 2 filet o fish and chocolate malted. then i continue by tweeting ownage to cuck libs in my bathrobe i call kellyanne into the room for my morning skeletor bj then i call in ivanka for my morning sex after ive already nutted from kellyanne so i can last longer then, i call in jared for my post coitus foot and back rub. sometimes if i feel especially randy, i ask jared for a happy ending. that is, if he has completed middle east peace for the day and can handle the extra work then i take a look in the mirror, comb my pristine 2 foot long wispy forehead hair back onto the rest of my scalp, walk into the oval office and start MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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The president of the united States is one of the dumber people on twitter. Read that sentence a few times and let it sink in.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Remember when, a year after this clip, Pete Davidson was saying people calling Donald stupid were really the dumb ones because he has a lot of money SOMEHOW and it must be because he's smart and this is why he's going to win, people! Pete Davidson did the How Did This Get Made podcast one time and he was incredibly boring and seemed like he didn't want to be there. Pete Davidson is trash.
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Dec 9, 2017 21:09
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Pete Davidson did the How Did This Get Made podcast one time and he was incredibly boring and seemed like he didn't want to be there. While I don't doubt your assessment, your means of getting there seem rather shaky.
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Dec 9, 2017 21:11
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Trump speech at civil rights museumquote:And I want to congratulate your great governor, and all of the people in this room who were so inspirational to so many others to get out and get this done. This is an incredible tribute, not only to the state of Mississippi – a state that I love, a state where I’ve had great success. This is a tribute to our nation at the highest level.
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Dec 9, 2017 21:12
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Svensken posted:While I don't doubt your assessment, your means of getting there seem rather shaky. by listening not with my ears but with my heart?
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Dec 9, 2017 21:13
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Trump speech at civil rights museum He just can't help jerking himself off at any opportunity, can he?
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https://twitter.com/Shareblue/status/939581679647297536?s=17 compassionate conservatives
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Dec 9, 2017 21:21
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lol so many olympic athletes are going to denounce Trump this year he's gonna be so mad
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Dec 9, 2017 21:27
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:The President of the United States is obsessed with daytime TV. Lol he watches 6 hours+ of cable news a day. His brain is a loving Big Mac salad(no bread)
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Dec 9, 2017 21:33
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Tumble posted:lol so many olympic athletes are going to denounce Trump this year I wonder if this is where that "maybe we won't even let them play? tune in to find out! making america great again by losing" came from. He's such a little masturbator that he can't stand anyone else upstaging him for a single instant. He's afraid he's going to get dumped on my temporarily-high-profile Olympians. If he throws a tantrum, and keeps our actually-great Americans from the Olympics... gently caress me Attitude Indicator posted:There is so much gold in there: Trump made a few lackluster attempts at cracking wise. He changed a joke meant to slam MacFarlane from: “The only way you’ll ever draw a crowd is with a pencil.” Trump’s revision: “The only crowd you’ll attract is flies.” Wow, good job Donnie, changing a joke that features a play on words and multiple levels of humor to something a 3rd grader might say during recess.
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Dec 9, 2017 21:38
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Damo posted:then i take a look in the mirror, comb my pristine 2 foot long wispy forehead hair back onto the rest of my scalp, walk into the oval office and start MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Lol
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Dec 9, 2017 21:39
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Play posted:Wow, good job Donnie, changing a joke that features a play on words and multiple levels of humor to something a 3rd grader might say during recess. nothing will beat the time that he tried to own reporters by being condescending about uranium and wound up looking like a retard
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Dec 9, 2017 21:42
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Remember when, a year after this clip, Pete Davidson was saying people calling Donald stupid were really the dumb ones because he has a lot of money SOMEHOW and it must be because he's smart and this is why he's going to win, people! hahah holy poo poo did he really. pete davidson smokes an astronomical amount of weed so that might explain it. peter davidson also randomly got all tatted up between seasons of snl and i think lorne michaels was all wtf are you doing.
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Dec 9, 2017 21:43
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Tumble posted:lol so many olympic athletes are going to denounce Trump this year At least one athlete is gonna sit on the winners podium when they play the anthem, and idiots are gonna go apeshit.
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Dec 9, 2017 21:55
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Haha, yeah, i forgot to quote it. It’s so amazingly obvious that trump just didn’t get it
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Dec 9, 2017 22:05
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A New Hope
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Spinster posted:A New Hope No ring
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Dec 9, 2017 23:14
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Spinster posted:A New Hope Left Eye Strikes Back
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Dec 9, 2017 23:20
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The president wants the Washington Post to issue a retraction for a dude's tweet. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/939616077356642304 Lol!
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Dec 9, 2017 23:22
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By the way, for those who may not know, Robert Mueller previously led the criminal prosecution of John Gotti. Here is a really interesting article on how they dealt with Sammy Gravano once he decided to flip. He didn't even want to tell his own lawyers he was meeting with the feds.
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Dec 9, 2017 23:22
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Tax Inductions posted:The president wants the Washington Post to issue a retraction for a dude's tweet. rip weigel dude
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Dec 9, 2017 23:23
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Is America great again yet
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Spinster posted:A New Hope im died
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Dec 9, 2017 23:25
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Tax Inductions posted:The president wants the Washington Post to issue a retraction for a dude's tweet. Disappointing the crowds really were bigger tho
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Dec 9, 2017 23:27
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Spinster posted:A New Hope A long stare ago; an eyebrow far, far away
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Dec 9, 2017 23:28
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Burt Sexual posted:He sure doesn’t watch a lot of tv He doesn’t have time! Too busy!
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Dec 9, 2017 23:28
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Noblesse Obliged posted:A long stare ago; an eyebrow far, far away 
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Dec 9, 2017 23:29
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Can't wait till the entire US Olympic team takes a knee and Donnie blows a head gasket.
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Disappointing the crowds really were bigger tho This is Mississippi dude. Half the people in that state think miscegenation should still be a crime. e - wrong rally, fake news!! 
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Dec 9, 2017 23:31
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Disappointing the crowds really were bigger tho it's the Florida/Alabama border. That's prime Trump territory
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Dec 9, 2017 23:31
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trem_two posted:a behind the scenes look at how the Tweets are made This is a serious, serious, serious pro-click. People have already posted some highlights but the whole thing is definitely worth a read. Also, we already knew this obviously: quote:To an extent that would stun outsiders, Mr. Trump, the most talked-about human on the planet, is still delighted when he sees his name in the headlines. And he is on a perpetual quest to see it there. One former top adviser said Mr. Trump grew uncomfortable after two or three days of peace and could not handle watching the news without seeing himself on it. but this provides yet further reassurance that the lol train is never slowing down, because Trump is constitutionally incapable of staying quiet and out of the spotlight.
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Dec 9, 2017 23:42
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I still can't get over Ben Garrison drawing Trump with lots of hair, good posture, and about 100 less pounds of fat. It just shows how deluded he is.
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RobotDogPolice posted:I still can't get over Ben Garrison drawing Trump with lots of hair, good posture, and about 100 less pounds of fat. It just shows how deluded he is. My favorite was the one where you could see Trump’s six-pack abs poking through his dress shirt 
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I'm the UN that is about to come down on his head
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Dec 9, 2017 23:53
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Abdominal muscles thru Trump's shirt! 
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Bholder posted:That was everyone's interpretation yeah sure if you're a loving retard
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Dec 9, 2017 23:55
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he's more like samson at the end of the fable, where he is physically weak and hairless
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