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Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

It's really awesome how Guy Mann is a total loving moron in literally every subforum but everyone responds to all of his asinine word diarrhea for pages every time without fail anyway. Put him on ignore, he's so dumb.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 06:54

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# ? May 13, 2024 23:13

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

food court bailiff posted:

It's really awesome how Guy Mann is a total loving moron in literally every subforum but everyone responds to all of his asinine word diarrhea for pages every time without fail anyway. Put him on ignore, he's so dumb.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 07:51

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

http://store.steampowered.com/app/665220/BATTLE_PIXELS_SURVIVAL/

Had to seek out this thread after seeing that description with "unknown" in it. Also check out the trailer that's running at around 3 fps and shows 0 multiplayer.
:barf:

Edit: Apparently that "developer" has 3 Unit-Z's on the steam store.

Sininu fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Dec 3, 2017

# ? Dec 3, 2017 12:52

Black Griffon: Mar 12, 2005; Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.

Notch is the worst thing to happen to game aesthetics since the universe began.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 15:13

Bieeanshee: Aug 21, 2000; Not keen on keening.; Grimey Drawer

Rollersnake posted:

It seems rather quaint now that Bad Rats used to be considered the worst game on Steam.

I miss my innocence.

# ? Dec 3, 2017 15:19

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

Sininu posted:

Also check out the trailer that's running at around 3 fps and shows 0 multiplayer.

I seriously thought the video was buffering the whole time

nope

# ? Dec 3, 2017 20:22

Dark_Swordmaster: Oct 31, 2011

https://store.steampowered.com/app/754200

Steam: Now selling stock photos as DLC.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:48

il_cornuto: Oct 10, 2004

This picture is incredible. Especially the lower right.

# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:16

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

What the gently caress is ALAN an acronym for?

# ? Dec 5, 2017 00:29

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Finding the original game does not make it clear: http://store.steampowered.com/app/754190/ALAN/

# ? Dec 5, 2017 00:30

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

FactsAreUseless posted:

What the gently caress is ALAN an acronym for?

A lousy rear end narrative?

Another lame ape novel?

A loving anal napkin?

# ? Dec 5, 2017 00:32

Olive!: Mar 16, 2015; It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Sininu posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/665220/BATTLE_PIXELS_SURVIVAL/

Had to seek out this thread after seeing that description with "unknown" in it. Also check out the trailer that's running at around 3 fps and shows 0 multiplayer.

Edit: Apparently that "developer" has 3 Unit-Z's on the steam store.

lmao

# ? Dec 5, 2017 00:34

FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

What the gently caress is ALAN an acronym for?

quote:

Alex possess supernatural powers that�ll help him on his mission. Now, he and his friends Lily, Aime and Nana

So...it's their names.
Alex
Lily
Aime
Nana

# ? Dec 5, 2017 00:40

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

FirstAidKite posted:

So...it's their names.
Alex
Lily
Aime
Nana

That's no fun!

# ? Dec 5, 2017 00:41

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

All Landlords Are... Nociceptive?

# ? Dec 5, 2017 00:45

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

edit* wrong thread

# ? Dec 5, 2017 00:47

Dark_Swordmaster: Oct 31, 2011

So I found the background art but need to look up creative commons licensing as to whether or not you can use them in commercial products.

# ? Dec 5, 2017 02:11

il_cornuto: Oct 10, 2004

Was the picture I posted amongst the art you found, or did he do the developer do the worlds worst photoshop job themselves?

# ? Dec 5, 2017 10:54

Rectus: Apr 27, 2008

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

So I found the background art but need to look up creative commons licensing as to whether or not you can use them in commercial products.

Well, keep in mind they could always have purchased separate licen... In fact, never mind.

# ? Dec 5, 2017 11:12

Dark_Swordmaster: Oct 31, 2011

il_cornuto posted:

Was the picture I posted amongst the art you found, or did he do the developer do the worlds worst photoshop job themselves?

Hold on, let me look at the thread title.

# ? Dec 5, 2017 14:09

il_cornuto: Oct 10, 2004

I mean stealing an asset and then making it lovely with bad photoshopping and stealing an already obviously lovely asset are both pretty terrible IMO but I take your point.

# ? Dec 5, 2017 17:28

Ganson: Jul 13, 2007; I know where the electrical tape is!

Black Griffon posted:

Notch is the worst thing to happen to game aesthetics since the universe began.

I'm more opposed to the fact that, for one brief instant in cosmic time, he made it almost seem like wearing a trilby/fedora wouldn't instantly indicate that you're an aspi incel twat.

Then he got on twitter and the moment was over.

Ganson fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Dec 7, 2017

# ? Dec 7, 2017 15:34

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Ganson posted:

aspi

Don�t, please.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 16:24

HeartNotes3: Jun 25, 2013

Steam has completely given up, haven't they?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Dec 7, 2017 21:54

AG3: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about spending hundreds of dollars on Mass Effect 2 emoticons and Avatars.; Oven Wrangler

At least the last part of that description is probably correct.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 22:15

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

https://i.imgur.com/gNg6tIt.mp4

# ? Dec 7, 2017 22:27

Black Griffon: Mar 12, 2005; Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.

i sure wish space waifu was a fed honeypot

I make no excuses for my snitch ways

# ? Dec 7, 2017 22:55

Guy Mann: Mar 28, 2016; by Lowtax

HeartNotes3 posted:

Steam has completely given up, haven't they?

nice ballsack

# ? Dec 8, 2017 01:13

Lyrai: Jan 18, 2012

http://store.steampowered.com/app/733260/Daddys_Girls/

Anime porn on Steam: Now with more outright explicit incest.

# ? Dec 9, 2017 21:28

Black Griffon: Mar 12, 2005; Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.

I think I might be nearing my limit. gently caress everything.

# ? Dec 9, 2017 21:31

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Black Griffon posted:

gently caress everything.

That's what those games are all about?

# ? Dec 9, 2017 21:49

Ratzap: Jun 9, 2012; Let no pie go wasted; Soiled Meat

Black Griffon posted:

I think I might be nearing my limit. gently caress everything.

So in keeping with the Japanese game theme, you'll do a limit break and be browsing the likes of lewdgamer or fapforfun in no time. (PS: don't really go there)

# ? Dec 9, 2017 21:49

Babylon Astronaut: Apr 19, 2012

I'm glad someone out there is fapping for fun. When I was young, we had to fap in the fapmine 12 hours a day for our meager pay.

# ? Dec 10, 2017 02:32

Killed By Death: Jun 29, 2013

quote:

Everyone�s favorite tentacle themed arcade style bullet hell shooter is now on Steam!
Satisfying! Send enemy bullets flying back at them with well-timed bullet counters.
Overpower giant monster girl bosses with a vigorous barrage of bullets!

A top down Shoot �Em Up game for the tentacle age.

quote:

Story
Kei is a fairy girl who once lived peacefully in the forest with her sister Sei.One morning, Kei woke up and Sei was nowhere to be found.
Kei immediately flew from her home to search for her missing friend.

At that very moment, the forest was engulfed in a mysterious mist�

quote:

Gameplay
A simple to control yet deeply complex Japanese style shoot �em up game.
Eat Kei�s favorite dekopon oranges to build up the bullet counter gauge, then send enemy bullets back at them as deadly homing lasers.
Time your counter just right to wipe out countless enemies in one fell swoop!
Complete challenges to unlock collectable cards
that enhance Kei�s speed, attack power, and countering range.

Mix and match unlocked cards with 4 different attack styles to fine tune your play style.
And last but not least, collect cards to unlock sexy hentai CG scenes involving Kei, tentacles, and monster girl bosses at the in-game art gallery!

quote:

Features

Simple 2 button controls.
Offense oriented bomb system.
5 stages and 3 game modes +alpha.
Customizable game modes for beginners and experts alike.
Giant monster girl bosses.
Includes achievements, and an art gallery.
Unlock cards to view hentai CG scenes!
Tons of hidden content.
Replay function (Arcade mode only).
Keyboard and Game pad compatibility.

# ? Dec 10, 2017 09:19

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Lyrai posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/733260/Daddys_Girls/

Anime porn on Steam: Now with more outright explicit incest.

Well I guess this one doesn't need a decensor patch

What the gently caress, Steam

# ? Dec 10, 2017 09:43

Jamfrost: Jul 20, 2013; I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.; Slime TrainerS

These Sakura (Winged Cloud) games seem vanilla compared to what this thread is bringing up now.

# ? Dec 10, 2017 09:54

Rollersnake: May 9, 2005; Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.; Unlockable Ben

Killed By Death posted:

In case you didn't know, this exact sort of game is actually a throwback.

# ? Dec 10, 2017 10:22

il_cornuto: Oct 10, 2004

quote:

Satisfying! Send enemy bullets flying back at them with well-timed bullet counters.

Are there any good, non-creepy shmups with this feature? It sounds fun.

# ? Dec 10, 2017 10:46

Rectus: Apr 27, 2008

Lyrai posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/733260/Daddys_Girls/

Anime porn on Steam: Now with more outright explicit incest.

All the incest is apparently stolen from other games and random fan-art. The devs response to being called out to it was just to change out the infringing images to different fan-art.

https://steamcommunity.com/app/733260/discussions/0/1479857071253468439/

Rectus fucked around with this message at 10:54 on Dec 10, 2017

# ? Dec 10, 2017 10:47

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# ? May 13, 2024 23:13

SuccinctAndPunchy: Mar 29, 2013; People are supposed to get hurt by things. It's fucked up to not. It's not good for you.

Rectus posted:

All the incest is apparently stolen from other games and random fan-art. The devs response to being called out to it was just to change out the infringing images to different fan-art.

https://steamcommunity.com/app/733260/discussions/0/1479857071253468439/

Shoutouts to the man named "lolicon" who can identify stolen porn images on sight from 15 year old games

# ? Dec 10, 2017 11:43

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