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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Looks like that's actually the wrong side for Eye-Mutilation-Time. Very well might be face-scars-time though.

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a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Pfft, the explosion is just gonna knock Allison on top of Cio and some awkward blushing will ensue.











:ohdear:

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Hello, new phone bg

Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT

I admire your dedication

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



Tarezax posted:

I admire your dedication

I think he spent his entire suspension making this, it's the only explanation.

SoupyTwist
Feb 20, 2008

a kitten posted:

Pfft, the explosion is just gonna knock Allison on top of Cio and some awkward blushing will ensue.











:ohdear:

Based off background of the first panel, the dynamite is behind Cio, not Allison.

Vonnie
Sep 13, 2011

You didn't do the skulls, smh.

GENUINE CAT HERDER
Jan 2, 2004


Wedge Regret

Son of a Clevin...

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


astonishing

did you replace the cat with the one from dominic deegan

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012

Should have sent a poet

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

astonishing

did you replace the cat with the one from dominic deegan

SpiritOfLenin
Apr 29, 2013

be happy :3


Oh my god he totally did. The absolute madman.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
How many losses have you found?

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

How many losses have you found?

You glorious motherfucker :allears:

I think I see two.

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006
reeeally looking for the mammon reveal twist

my money's on dead

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

How many losses have you found?
🔎🔎🔎🔎
I think I see ten.

Did you place a lot more?

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
The clevin Cio is fighting has a Likpate number instead of Clevin, too.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Gonna hurt when Allison gets devil mask shrapnel embedded in her face.

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


She could lose an eye doing that

Mindblast
Jun 28, 2006

Moving at the speed of death.


Are those marks on Cio's face wounds? Or is it another sign that she's changing.

Come to think of it her speech is different too. Much more straightforward.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

How many losses have you found?

You made a loss edit on a chainsaw teeth. I don't want to know how deep this hole goes.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014


finally a tasteful paintover for the Sistine Chapel

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib

Ze Pollack posted:

reeeally looking for the mammon reveal twist

my money's on dead

I could see him being a little more than a husk. There had to be a reason Yab was able to steal away some of his power without him vaporising her. The only real reason I don't think this would happen is that Abaddon said that the rest of the book gets ever more wild, so that points to a proper showdown.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

There's going to be a reason Mammon didn't show up to the council. Incubus doesn't seem to care much for the balance of the seven and is actively conspiring against the rest with whoever will take him up, but what was the Grand Dragon's excuse? No longer being fit to be a demiurge - either decrepit or dead - is a very reasonable possibility, but who knows what else might be?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Got rid of those silly things called "friendship debts".

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Following his IPO "Mammon" is now a distributed entity that physically exists only in tax documents

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Tenebrais posted:

There's going to be a reason Mammon didn't show up to the council. Incubus doesn't seem to care much for the balance of the seven and is actively conspiring against the rest with whoever will take him up, but what was the Grand Dragon's excuse? No longer being fit to be a demiurge - either decrepit or dead - is a very reasonable possibility, but who knows what else might be?

He also might just be too mentally unstable to take part in the council. It stands to reason that immortal hypergods can go too crazy to even put on a veneer of functionality.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

As 000001 tried to explain, again, during the meeting, Mammon did show up in person. The other demiurges just don't understand cryptocurrency and aren't willing to recognize the extremely long sequence of numbers she carries in her pocket as their transcended brother

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib
Well he can't die of old age but he could be stuck obsessively counting his endlessly growing pile of cash.

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.
The priesthood running a Weekend At Bernie's scam to keep the economy rolling would be totally in line with how this story has gone generally.

Malpais Legate
Oct 1, 2014

Have we considered that Mammon is just too big and fat to leave his house? His species doesn't stop growing and he's effectively immortal.

He's the weakest of the 7 so maybe he can't even cut his way out.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Malpais Legate posted:

Have we considered that Mammon is just too big and fat to leave his house? His species doesn't stop growing and he's effectively immortal.

He's the weakest of the 7 so maybe he can't even cut his way out.

Even the weakest of the seven is still a god.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Comrade Gorbash posted:

The priesthood running a Weekend At Bernie's scam to keep the economy rolling would be totally in line with how this story has gone generally.

I will not be satisfied unless a thousand priests of the count hide inside Mammon's corpse and puppeteer him

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

wiegieman posted:

Even the weakest of the seven is still a god.

He also made the walls. Can a god make a wall so tough even he can't destroy it?

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

GlyphGryph posted:

He also made the walls. Can a god make a wall so tough even he can't destroy it?

not without incurring a repair bill, no

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Malpais Legate posted:

Have we considered that Mammon is just too big and fat to leave his house?

Mammon was too busy eating McDonalds and getting mad at the 24/7 glyphosphere news to attend the council. Sad!

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



I'm pretty sure Mammon, aka the Dragon, is literally a giant monster hoarding endless piles of money. Who lives at the bottom of a trap-filled super dungeon.

So it's no surprise that a highly motivated, absolutely psychotic band of murderhobos are precisely the kind of thing that would penetrate deep into his vaults in search of loot and power/EXP.

Also he's probably just Scrooge McDucking his way around the vault 24/7.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



please don't fatshame the ruler of 111,111 universes

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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


I mean, he's basically Howard Hughes, but a god

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