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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
The sunday artist drew him like a brown haired Conners...obviously it's a second Connors grown off his severed arm.

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ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


man connors just doesn't give a poo poo about MJ

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Manatee Cannon posted:

my guess: a hand is gonna extend out of the gator's mouth holding a revolver with which it shoots the mystery man

While they are in Florida, I don't think Gerber is writing this from the beyond.

head58
Apr 1, 2013

Choco1980 posted:

The sunday artist drew him like a brown haired Conners...obviously it's a second Connors grown off his severed arm.

I thought this too, but the mystery man has both his arms. If he was a Connors grown from his severed arm he would definitely be missing the opposite arm, because this is NSM.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
We're clearly seeing the tail-end the Curt Connors Clone Saga. Note that the current Connors is blond, while this one has brown hair. But if you look at NSM's previous Lizard storyline, he has brown hair. So obviously off-panel, the Ben Reilly version of Connors replaced the Peter Parker version of Connors, and we're about to see the Return of the One True Lizard.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Haifisch posted:

He'll never be named until JJJ puts out tomorrow's headline: FLORIDA MAN SAVES STAR ACTRESS FROM PYTHON AND POSSIBLY ALLIGATOR.

You left out the bit about the reptiles being in cahoots with Spider-Man.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Push El Burrito posted:

Look, guys, all I'm saying is the Zaniac looks like this:



And has a thing for knives.

drat, I didn't know they made a gritty three-stooges comic

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Manatee Cannon posted:

my guess: a hand is gonna extend out of the gator's mouth holding a revolver with which it shoots the mystery man
Newspaper Elf with a Gun?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I'm leaning with Hulk for now. He'll get severe arm damage, get angry, use his incredible strength to defeat one (1) alligator and then turn back fully healed, making Curtis explode in joy with the possibilities of becoming a hulk instead of a lizard.

SpiritOfLenin
Apr 29, 2013

be happy :3


Then he becomes a Hulk-Lizard because he 'accidentally' puts in the ingredient that makes him a lizard.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Who do we know that says goofy poo poo like Holy Hannah on the reg?...

Ben Grimm, is that you?
It's a misprint, the gronnking gator's name is Holly Hannah.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



bad touch bad touch!

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



literally the same page from a different angle

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Yes, but the split panel GRONNNCKK was worth it. :colbert:

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


that's one loooooong gator

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



MissEchelon posted:

that's one loooooong gator

it's an elongator

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Manatee Cannon posted:

it's an elongator

boooo hiss!

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



is that what the ghost of the python would say

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

MissEchelon posted:

that's one loooooong gator

It's the gator version of that truck painting bikini woman.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


He said "No worries" which makes me think he's Australian.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
I like how the art was going way out of its way to hide this guy's face, and now that we see him it's just...some dude.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Johnny Walker posted:

He said "No worries" which makes me think he's Australian.

Razorback it is.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
"Holy Hannah" is way too specific of a catchphrase to not belong to an established character but I have never heard of it before.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Samuringa posted:

"Holy Hannah" is way too specific of a catchphrase to not belong to an established character but I have never heard of it before.

Clone saga confirmed


The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Wait, isn't the Nexus of Realities in Florida? This man might in fact be Wolverine from that one cartoon. And wherever there's Wolverine, there will surely be SABRETOOTH!!!!

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S
"Someone over there just yelled Holy Hannah!"
"Yes, and it sounded nothing like Mary Jane. We can rule out that direction. Let's head somewhere else."

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Samuringa posted:

"Holy Hannah" is way too specific of a catchphrase to not belong to an established character but I have never heard of it before.

I, too, once thought as you did. Then I googled to see whose it was.

https://longboxgraveyard.com/2012/07/25/58-panel-gallery-holy-hannah/

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

I like how the art was going way out of its way to hide this guy's face, and now that we see him it's just...some dude.

Maybe he's just a guy. Just a Guy Named Joe.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Synthbuttrange posted:



bad touch bad touch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qy4EIvvVj4&t=14s

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



I've got the proportionate strength of a lizard!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
maybe losing the other arm will get conners over the loss of the first

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



the gator is laughing at florida man's machete

Raskolnikov38 posted:

maybe losing the other arm will get conners over the loss of the first

maybe losing the other arm will render him unable of trying to regrow the first

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Manatee Cannon posted:

the gator is laughing at florida man's machete


maybe losing the other arm will render him unable of trying to regrow the first

The gator has played Knifey Spooney before, he has the advantage.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
THIS IS THE GATOR WHAT TOOK MY ARM!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Synthbuttrange posted:



I've got the proportionate strength of a lizard!

The Gator is rolling his eyes at this display in the second panel.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




:allears:

This thread continues to be best thread.

Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Dec 12, 2017

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Connor bravely leaping into action to save MJ and an innocent gator from this nut brandishing a machete.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


I :gonk:ed at them gronks. Well done.

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quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
mj lands awkwardly on the machete, and bleeds out before peters eyes

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