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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
why would you not spend as much money on this dead gay forum as you can

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I don't see very many holiday themed avs in this thread :toughguy:

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i cant stop thinking and dreaming of all the cool presents santa is going to get for me ! :]

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Silver Alicorn posted:

somehow my entire mailbox on SDF got deleted. probably my fault. I have names and addresses but not emails because I’m a big idiot. hopefully we can make this work out.

so this is a bad time to ask if you have super nailgun's email?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

I got some of them. Will post in the am. Took some pictures and have a question.

Edit: And away we go:

Yesterday, I came home and the babysitter said she had to sign for something. Or that someone knocked. I dont remember. Either-way, this was waiting for me:



I literally knew EXACTLY who sent it, look at that tape!



I wonder what could be inside?

Whoa look at this amazing card!


It's literally the first card going on our 'x-mas cards from friends and family string', cause we have none. Also, metal dangly bits on a card? I've literally never seen that before because everyone around here pays $300 for family pictures then uses shutterfly or some poo poo to mail postcards to the same address book as last year in like 5 clicks.

And inside:



Wife: Who's this mushroom person from Latvia?
Me: The internet!

Let's open those boxes and see what we got!



Holy poo poo. My boys will love this. No lie, they're both lego fiends. Here's my question for you santa, can I wrap them up again and put them under the tree for them for Christmas morning? Or do you want them to play/make them now?

Also, my youngest really digs the dog toy, the dog.... we're showing him how it works but he's 11 and is lazy af now.

Here he is thinking the doggie toy is food:


god drat that card is pro as gently caress


also cinci fuckin' knows how to buy christmas gifts for kids. legos are the pro choice.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Cat Face Joe posted:

so this is a bad time to ask if you have super nailgun's email?

he would have to email me again

idk what happened, I still had all the yosmas emails from 2 years ago :confused:

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

Silver Alicorn posted:

I don't see very many holiday themed avs in this thread :toughguy:

i'm voting with my wallet

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Silver Alicorn posted:

idk what happened, I still had all the yosmas emails from 2 years ago :confused:

this one specific image is my entire brand

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
hey Smythe here is a message from you're santa:

"I'M A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE

AND A BIG BUTT, AND MY BUTT SMELLS

AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT."

that's all it says, huh

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






:same:

super nailgun
Jan 1, 2014


Cat Face Joe posted:



hello super nailgun!

santa wants to include a bonus but it requires a raspberry pi. do you have one and if so what type?

I have a bunch of similar things but no ras pi yet... That said it's a matter of time, so just let me know what version to buy :P

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I have two raspberries pi

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

williams Sonoma

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

power botton posted:

williams Sonoma

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
godspeed little package

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
holy poo poo guys





the yosmas is here!!






i hear jingling in here...





the most elegant ysomas letter i have yet received. what a good catte!! :3:





holy smokes it's a kitty treat smorgasbord here! i will immediately submit the salmon treats to Hunahpu and Kashi for evaluation...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dta2DixQpps


(this is actually how i usually talk to the cats. i've had them for years and i still cannot deal with how adorable they are. please forgive me)




thank you santa!! I'm looking forward to the next package! :yayclod:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
also USPS is claiming that my package has arrived at my santee's address


pls be there lil' package :ohdear:

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



YOSMAS has arrived!

What's this? Such a nice note!


Holy cow, Farmer Crack-rear end is the best! This package has sweet hacker reads (both of which I do not have!)



and Eminent Domain, a game I've been wanting to play for ages:


and and delicious snacks!


We haven't tried the mustard yet, but I can confirm that the Armadillo sauce and salmon jerky are delicious!

Thank you so much, Famer Crack-rear end! The past few weeks have been really rough for us, and I really can't express how much this lifted our spirits. Even the doggo is into it! He will probably get a bit of salmon jerky at some point, but for now he's absorbed in the 2600 collection:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Beaver brand mustard is fantastic. I like the garlic one a lot.

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



a BOX appears







mother. loving. zapps. literally ate a bag already.

my wife also thinks im a loving madman for getting an entire case of potato chips

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




NEED MORE MILK posted:

a BOX appears







mother. loving. zapps. literally ate a bag already.

my wife also thinks im a loving madman for getting an entire case of potato chips

im the local potato representative but drat, that's a lot of potato






:getin:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

ding dong

oh lucky me, the festival of life is here to save my feckin soul, wh...y is canada post here on sundoooooohhhh hit's a yosmas miracle

i wonder if it's food



the carefully hand-cut packing foam was not edible



a bag, a box, a box and a box all walk into a bar



score! my wife and i loved this stuff in hawaii and we ran out about four minutes after we got back from the honeymoon; she lit up quite brightly when she saw this. direct hit, santa.



"not sure what i'm going to do with five of these"
"here's a hint: plastics recycling day is tomorrow"
"heyyyy that's mean"

they light up, they go in circles, they make a soft wooshy sound. i do like things that glow



and when i'm done with them, i can glow myself! gin blossoms are a way better band than they are a skin condition, but hey if i can't make it back to the old country the very least i can do is pretend i'm there. flying is expensive!



okay, flying WELL is expensive

this thing sounds like a thousand mosquitos with little weed whackers, it hovers and flies with the grace of a marionette hooked up to fidget spinners and operated by a guy who started his day with a bottle of gin and three cups o..... oh, well i see now okay that does kinda make perfect sense. it's way more fun than it has any right to be and i'm probably going to go out and buy a pricier one that'll sit in a box while i whizz this thing around the livingroom and smile like a big idiot

thank you CrazyLittle, you are pretty good at this santaing thing

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

im the local potato representative but drat, that's a lot of potato






:getin:

wrong because there are no potatoes in latvia

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Achmed Jones posted:

YOSMAS has arrived!

What's this? Such a nice note!


Holy cow, Farmer Crack-rear end is the best! This package has sweet hacker reads (both of which I do not have!)



and Eminent Domain, a game I've been wanting to play for ages:


and and delicious snacks!


We haven't tried the mustard yet, but I can confirm that the Armadillo sauce and salmon jerky are delicious!

Thank you so much, Famer Crack-rear end! The past few weeks have been really rough for us, and I really can't express how much this lifted our spirits. Even the doggo is into it! He will probably get a bit of salmon jerky at some point, but for now he's absorbed in the 2600 collection:



gently caress yes!! i'm really happy you liked everything! :dance:

i'm honestly probably gonna ask for/buy those books for myself at some point

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

flakeloaf posted:

ding dong

oh lucky me, the festival of life is here to save my feckin soul, wh...y is canada post here on sundoooooohhhh hit's a yosmas miracle

i wonder if it's food



the carefully hand-cut packing foam was not edible



a bag, a box, a box and a box all walk into a bar



score! my wife and i loved this stuff in hawaii and we ran out about four minutes after we got back from the honeymoon; she lit up quite brightly when she saw this. direct hit, santa.



"not sure what i'm going to do with five of these"
"here's a hint: plastics recycling day is tomorrow"
"heyyyy that's mean"

they light up, they go in circles, they make a soft wooshy sound. i do like things that glow



and when i'm done with them, i can glow myself! gin blossoms are a way better band than they are a skin condition, but hey if i can't make it back to the old country the very least i can do is pretend i'm there. flying is expensive!



okay, flying WELL is expensive

this thing sounds like a thousand mosquitos with little weed whackers, it hovers and flies with the grace of a marionette hooked up to fidget spinners and operated by a guy who started his day with a bottle of gin and three cups o..... oh, well i see now okay that does kinda make perfect sense. it's way more fun than it has any right to be and i'm probably going to go out and buy a pricier one that'll sit in a box while i whizz this thing around the livingroom and smile like a big idiot

thank you CrazyLittle, you are pretty good at this santaing thing



the spinners and quad are decoy toys so that the drug sniffing moose at cannuckypost doesn't get hip to the liquor and food :) since it was flat rate weight I figured I'd use up the extra space in the box to make it less obvious. glad to see they made it intact and uninspected

kona peaberry is mad stupid expensive. glad I could make your yosmas! :)

CrazyLittle fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Dec 11, 2017

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry
oh yeah there's one more drop shipped box on its way but the important stuff made it

CrazyLittle fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Dec 11, 2017

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






some pro gifts itt

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

spankmeister posted:

some pro gifts itt

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes





hello elder postsman!

according to tracking info your gift should have arrived early yesterday. did you get it? its v. cold out and there's liquid inside!

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Cat Face Joe posted:



hello elder postsman!

according to tracking info your gift should have arrived early yesterday. did you get it? its v. cold out and there's liquid inside!

yes, I did, and i brought it in the house! i will open it tonight when I get home!

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

i got a box!



aaggghhh peanuts




boxes within boxes, with mysterious wrapping paper



:rip:

ok next




oh yeah, this looks goooooood




:eyepop: holy crap! i've never had an snes, this is extremely cool.




hahaha nice, my daughter will love this shirt


ok the last box is the biggest one, and it's kind heavy.



hahahhahah oh my god it's every episode of friends on video cd

thanks mysterious santa!

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


im gonna be shipping it out this friday at the latest

cutting it a little closer than id like to but i think the package im waiting for should be here by then.





Elder Postsman posted:



hahahhahah oh my god it's every episode of friends on video cd


:eyepop: :eyepop:

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I am still upset that I've misplaced my VideoCD bootleg of Theodore Rex

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

Elder Postsman posted:



hahahhahah oh my god it's every episode of friends on video cd

thanks mysterious santa!

lmao

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

what the gently caress

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



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Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

dur, you may want to open that snes box to check for worms

it is a yosmas tradition after all

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