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meatmccartney posted:I used this example to explain Goons to my wife. To be fair a bunch of roleplayers just packed our poo poo, so you can't look down on them too much. Well you can, but they'll still pack your poo poo.
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Mulva posted:To be fair a bunch of roleplayers just packed our poo poo, so you can't look down on them too much. If you're referring to saturday's JH, goons did fine. Our allies got wrecked because they got over-confident.
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Also we split our forces in an attempt to hit them everywhere at once, until we realized they were only really in one spot, so the alliance army was spread out. And yes, we built poo poo shacks to those wondering, deal with it. It's 5 building logs per person per spawnpoint vs 8 for a big house and we have a ton of real estate going unused for future project that, frankly, won't even be done in a month most likely. We can demolish them AS they get replaced by big houses. I'm sick of dying in stupid ways like getting instantly sucked to the bottom of the lake due to bugs and I don't feel like running home for an hour anymore 
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Dec 11, 2017 19:29
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Sounds like you need a military commander who is SA's best Total War player?quote:e: You guys shouldn't have lined up the gates like that 
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Dec 11, 2017 23:37
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they're not actually set yet and yes we should because turning horse carts can suck every dick
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Dec 12, 2017 01:41
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 Tentative plans for Jewelry town.
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Dec 12, 2017 03:10
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Having killed or grievously wounded several of the Hellheim people without making too much of an effort, I am starting to feel a little sorry for them, just trying to play the game and a bunch of goons come up and ceaselessly murder them over and over
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Dec 12, 2017 06:19
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fill my alt guild with your big juicy alts
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Dec 12, 2017 07:46
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Justin Tyme posted:Having killed or grievously wounded several of the Hellheim people without making too much of an effort, I am starting to feel a little sorry for them, just trying to play the game and a bunch of goons come up and ceaselessly murder them over and over They should've just given us some wood. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also they shouldn't have tried to cut our trees and turned this into a dirty war.
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Dec 12, 2017 09:12
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1001 Arabian dicks posted:fill my alt guild with your big juicy alts If you haven't done this, do it. It's super rewarding sometimes to go from working on your main on stuff to just griefing people on a throwaway character.
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Dec 12, 2017 14:40
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Saturday can't come soon enough so we can trample some pubs.
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Dec 13, 2017 04:32
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We'll need a shitload more ammo next time.
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Dec 13, 2017 06:14
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Justin Tyme posted:We'll need a shitload more ammo next time. hopefully i'll have bowcraft up and running by saturday
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Dec 13, 2017 06:23
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I've been quite occupied playing Goon Spaceships lately but LIF:YO was pretty fun, minus the whole, tiny area and little content. Happy to run around with pitchforks and terrorize the locals with you guys. Installing now.
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Come assassinate minecrafters with crossbows that are usable immediately after character creation*! JOIN TODAY also I plopped down a guild claim on a hostile island and the enemy guild, in an attempt to starve lumber from our non-existent castle plans, chopped down over a thousand trees prematurely, basically most of all the resources.   *If you create a character, make sure you create a character of the race that you can allocate 55 points into slinging. 1001 Arabian dicks fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Dec 13, 2017 |
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Dec 13, 2017 08:11
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Holy gently caress that owns
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...the horror.... the horror....
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Dec 13, 2017 11:06
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Lmao is that our friends in Hyperion
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Dec 13, 2017 17:13
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How is the EU presence? I really want to join on this dirt shoveling action, but i can't always stay up to 8-9 pm est to join the fun. Any other eu goons to share their experience?
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lexxyth posted:How is the EU presence? I really want to join on this dirt shoveling action, but i can't always stay up to 8-9 pm est to join the fun. Any other eu goons to share their experience? We have a pretty large number of EU goons that play with us, our guild leader is in EUTZ in fact. Officers and full function in AU/EU/US at the moment.
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Plus it doesn't seem lag is ever really a problem for those in EU/AUS, but perhaps those players can speak to it a bit better
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lexxyth posted:How is the EU presence? I really want to join on this dirt shoveling action, but i can't always stay up to 8-9 pm est to join the fun. Any other eu goons to share their experience? There are a good amount of euro players, probably more so than most games.
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yeah it seems that there's pretty much always people online doing stuff
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1001 Arabian dicks posted:Come assassinate minecrafters with crossbows that are usable immediately after character creation*! JOIN TODAY Not only that, but their second plan to stop you was to surround your new claim with bear traps... that you could just pick up. The entirety of their response to one goon loving with them has been to scorch their own land, and then to hand that goon a pile of bear traps.
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Pavlov posted:Not only that, but their second plan to stop you was to surround your new claim with bear traps... that you could just pick up. that's loving amazing
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Snip wrong thread
Turkina_Prime fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Dec 13, 2017 |
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Is this like CRPG where someone can just hand you a weapon and you can run around shooting mans or is it yet another game where anyone with a full time job need not play? I basically want to have the poopsockers supply me cheap shittily made gear so I can run around the vast expanses of the realm pillaging. Sort of like a bandit or something. I miss CRPG. puberty worked me over fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Dec 14, 2017 |
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Dec 13, 2017 23:58
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you can play without poopsocking but there is a lot of poopsocking involved in this game. everything worth having is a pain in the rear end to get so people arent so ready to hand out whatever to anyone. for 30 bucks its worth a look though
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lexxyth posted:How is the EU presence? I really want to join on this dirt shoveling action, but i can't always stay up to 8-9 pm est to join the fun. Any other eu goons to share their experience? I play on the EU server with one other goon in a large kingdom with something like 30+ other drat guilds that I have no clue who the gently caress is in the kingdom, but yeah a lot of people. Also at war with Russians. Not to sure on the activity EU time, but every-time I take a look at the discord there is a good chunk of people on. The ping isn't much different if you play on the NA server, I recommend joining the NA goons, but if you want to stick to EU hit me up on discord Bart#5730 Get to 30 in any skill and put on the armor that is afforded to you at 30, have someone punch you (standing next to you) to do .10 blunt damage and level your way to 90 with ease in any of the combat skills.
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Honestly if you just get to either 90 archery or 29.9 archery/90 anything else, log on for judgment hour and carrying poo poo around once or twice a week, you could probably get out of most poopsocking and indeed most of the bullshit associated with this game while still being an invaluable help to goons.
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The goon archer with the most kills has 9 archery, for the most part you can gently caress people up without skill if you take the fight properly
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puberty worked me over posted:Is this like CRPG where someone can just hand you a weapon and you can run around shooting mans or is it yet another game where anyone with a full time job need not play? I basically want to have the poopsockers supply me cheap shittily made gear so I can run around the vast expanses of the realm pillaging. Sort of like a bandit or something. Once we start getting a surplus of extra things we'll be at the stage where we can hand out extra stuff. You can level combat skills afk pretty easily.
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You are immediately useful in pvp if you take Khoor as your race and dump all your combat into slinging (55). To be really good/hold your own in pvp you gotta grind a tad to fully unlock archery, but we have set up a range that makes it easy. Melee is a bit longer to get good enough for pvp with but honestly warm bodies help more than anything.
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dress up in leather and ask your fellow goons to punch you nicely for at least an hour  play this poo poo game today!
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is this... can I play this?
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puberty worked me over posted:Is this like CRPG where someone can just hand you a weapon and you can run around shooting mans or is it yet another game where anyone with a full time job need not play? I basically want to have the poopsockers supply me cheap shittily made gear so I can run around the vast expanses of the realm pillaging. Sort of like a bandit or something. You need to level up the skills to use better items and the quality of them will matter. So yes, it’s just like CRPG in which a new player can hope to accomplish very little.
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If we could get another one or two bros that like stripping mountains of all their sweet underground resources that would be amazing. Mining gives you cool gems so you can be the prettiest girl at the feudal homecoming dance.
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Simon Numbers posted:If we could get another one or two bros that like stripping mountains of all their sweet underground resources. Mining gives you cool gems so you can be the prettiest girl at the feudal homecoming dance. you are looking at one. I will probably purchase this sorry excuse of a game within the w/e Punching rocks, creating underground altars since forever
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The system with gems and mineral ingredients(for alchemists) is a nice addition to keep it from getting monotonous, also bribing people to do things for you is easy when you control the quality of the base ingredients.
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This game turned me into a medieval drug dealer of precious hard stamina. It's really quite the experience.
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