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loquacius posted:
Its an Anon fesh Success Story!
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Dec 12, 2017 19:10
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Stop viewing life like a video game where you need to unlock achievements to progress. The more you obsess about wanting a long term relationship the less likely it will ever happen. Just let things happen (or not) naturally.
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Dec 12, 2017 19:21
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loquacius posted:The football game in question was Pats/Dolphins from last night AFAICT; maybe a good pickup line would have been "let's make out with each other instead of watching this awful game" lol no actually it was good and funny seeing the pats lose to the freaking dolphins
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Dec 12, 2017 19:28
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Yeah I can totally understand why a lack of any LTRs is the kind of thing you'd fret over (my sister-in-law is a few years younger than you but is having a similar reaction to a similar issue) but the only real solution is to calm the gently caress down and  because getting thirstier won't make it any easierConsider the lilies of the goddamn field e: Nooner posted:lol no actually it was good and funny seeing the pats lose to the freaking dolphins yeah funny  
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Dec 12, 2017 19:29
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Nooner posted:lol no actually it was good and funny seeing the pats lose to the freaking dolphins 
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Dec 12, 2017 19:31
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Watching Tom Brady throw a tantrum like a little baby bitch at EVERY loss and Belicheck shoot death lasers out of his eyes at every post-game press conference is always worth it.
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Dec 12, 2017 19:32
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Fantasizing about raping women in an anonymous confession thread doesn't seem too lulzy in 2008 or 2017. 
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Dec 12, 2017 19:35
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It's cool, the Pats are still a good football team, and in the scheme of things I am lucky that they've only really looked horrible 3 times this season as opposed to every other team except Pittsburgh and I am namasteing 
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Dec 12, 2017 19:35
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Burt Sexual posted:Fantasizing about raping women in an anonymous confession thread doesn't seem too lulzy in 2008 or 2017. It’s so darn wacky
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Dec 12, 2017 19:37
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loquacius posted:It's cool, the Pats are still a good football team, and in the scheme of things I am lucky that they've only really looked horrible 3 times this season as opposed to every other team except Pittsburgh and I am namasteing Fake fesh
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Dec 12, 2017 19:39
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loquacius posted:It's cool, the Pats are still a good football team, and in the scheme of things I am lucky that they've only really looked horrible 3 times this season as opposed to every other team except Pittsburgh and I am namasteing If you're too young to recall Super Bowl XX the Patriots are a blessing to you Us old people know that this, too, shall pass (they let the loving Fridge score a touchdown what in the loving hell)
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Dec 12, 2017 20:07
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So, friend of friend's wife goon, what happened? Did you guys make the seks?
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Dec 12, 2017 20:08
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:If you're too young to recall Super Bowl XX the Patriots are a blessing to you The first time I ever really paid attention to football was Super Bowl XXXI, when I was 9 that one didn't end well for us either re SBXX, man 1986 was not a good year for Boston sports lol
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Dec 12, 2017 20:10
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loquacius posted:re SBXX, man 1986 was not a good year for Boston sports lol Yeah tell me about it - that was when I was 9. That was my introduction to being a sports fan, that whole fuckin' year. One day the Patriots will be lovely again, and I am terrified of the number of Pats fans out there who don't have the emotional scars and don't know how to deal with it. Like, I feel for you, man, but someday you're gonna have to see the elephant.
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Dec 12, 2017 20:18
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I can't imagine why nobody is interested in having a long term relationship with somebody who thinks pretending to be a rapist online is a fun prank, and that when people say "please do not rape anyone, it is bad" they are Virtue Signaling instead of just trying to convince them not to rape anyone
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Dec 12, 2017 20:20
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ALFbrot posted:I can't imagine why nobody is interested in having a long term relationship with somebody who thinks pretending to be a rapist online is a fun prank, and that when people say "please do not rape anyone, it is bad" they are Virtue Signaling instead of just trying to convince them not to rape anyone anonymously pretending to plan a rape. That's like so much drat fun! GBS 1.0 
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Dec 12, 2017 20:22
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"Surely these females won't give me the LTR I deserve because of my inexperience with sex, and not because I'm a broken disgusting rear end in a top hat in dire need of therapy"
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Dec 12, 2017 21:05
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got any sevens posted:Then they can b girls and get laid by all the chads Take the pink pill
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Dec 12, 2017 21:16
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:If you're too young to recall Super Bowl XX the Patriots are a blessing to you Anything involving a guy named Fridge is cool as hell
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Dec 12, 2017 21:25
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When people use the term "virtue signaling" are they 100% garbage people? I've only ever heard it used by MRA people but is there ever a case where virtue signaling is a real thing?
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Dec 12, 2017 22:26
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If he talks like he writes I'm not surprised he doesn't get laid a lot.
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Dec 12, 2017 22:34
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Police Automaton posted:If he ftfy
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Dec 12, 2017 22:58
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BobbyK posted:When people use the term "virtue signaling" are they 100% garbage people? I've only ever heard it used by MRA people but is there ever a case where virtue signaling is a real thing? I've heard it used sort of legitimately in environmental circles. Like the family who just bought their 2nd luxury SUV to park in their 4 car garage in their poorly insulated exurban mcmansion which they heat/cool 24/7, but they proudly have a little sign on their lawn showing that they pay more for that hip new organic environmentally friendly gardening service because they're so green, and they only buy the most expensive organic produce at whole foods because they're doing their part for the earth.
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Dec 12, 2017 22:59
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BobbyK posted:When people use the term "virtue signaling" are they 100% garbage people? I've only ever heard it used by MRA people but is there ever a case where virtue signaling is a real thing? At its core it’s really just an accusation of hypocrisy. So, for example, any super woke male feminist that turns out to be a sexual predator could be accused of virtue signaling. I think based on the context you could probably figure out when it’s being used legitimately or if it’s just being used to attack progressive viewpoints that you don’t like.
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Dec 12, 2017 23:04
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Not-rapist confessor: as you get older people are less tolerant if you are not good at sex... I dunno, realistically unless you screw around forever everybody will eventually adjust to their partner. I.e. a lot of people in long-term relationships would probably be considered "not good at sex" by some random person they had sex with. He'll if I banged a girl that wasn't my GF I'd have an idea what to do but do I know whether she likes the same things my GF does? Sex is something that gets better the better you know each other. So what I am saying is you are not any worse off than someone who just came out of a 5 year+ relation ship. If the girl likes you as a person and. It just as a one night stand yet still doesn't give you time to learn what she likes and what she doesn't, that's not your fault.
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Dec 12, 2017 23:26
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BobbyK posted:When people use the term "virtue signaling" are they 100% garbage people? I've only ever heard it used by MRA people but is there ever a case where virtue signaling is a real thing? yeah it is a real phrase that has meaning but like many other things it has been co-opted by people who literally can't believe that a human being can actually consider the feelings of another human being
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Dec 12, 2017 23:41
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fruit on the bottom posted:At its core it’s really just an accusation of hypocrisy. So, for example, any super woke male feminist that turns out to be a sexual predator could be accused of virtue signaling. I think based on the context you could probably figure out when it’s being used legitimately or if it’s just being used to attack progressive viewpoints that you don’t like. I'm pretty sure it's the same path as "social justice warrior" - a term that did once have an actual definition but is now mostly a dogwhistle for maga twitter nazis.
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Dec 12, 2017 23:44
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If you care about stuff you're a SJW, if you talk about the stuff you care about you're virtue-signalling.
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Dec 12, 2017 23:45
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Hopper posted:Not-rapist confessor: as you get older people are less tolerant if you are not good at sex... Agreeing with this 100%. The important thing to remember is to make it fun every time. That's the whole point of sex (ignoring the procreation part, that is). Talk as you're doing it, ask them what they like, ask them to do things you want done to you. Sex is part of a healthy physical relationship, and just like all relationships being open and honest is a good thing. Also friend's wife guy, speaking from experience there isn't a "go to phrase" to try and dip your toe into a married woman's pool. Either she's gonna hands down make the first move, or you're going to have to. And my money would be on you having to do it that way she can feel like she's not the one "starting" the cheating. Choke up on that bat and take a swing slugger! And then post about how wrong you were and how you're totally misreading her signals. That reminds me, did we ever find out what happened to that one guy who's best friend's wife tried to kiss him at a party and he was gonna tell him?
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Dec 13, 2017 00:32
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Don't gently caress another mans wife. Especially if he could break you.
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Dec 13, 2017 01:18
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fruit on the bottom posted:At its core it’s really just an accusation of hypocrisy. So, for example, any super woke male feminist that turns out to be a sexual predator could be accused of virtue signaling. I think based on the context you could probably figure out when it’s being used legitimately or if it’s just being used to attack progressive viewpoints that you don’t like. Right and what I'm saying is I've never seen it used in a context that made it seem legitimate. It's always popping up on imgur comments in response to someone saying something like "Women shouldn't be harassed." Just wondering if it's like a real thing that was co-opted or just invented by MRAs. The hippie dippy suburbs hypocrite example was helpful.
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Dec 13, 2017 03:49
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BobbyK posted:Right and what I'm saying is I've never seen it used in a context that made it seem legitimate. It's always popping up on imgur comments in response to someone saying something like "Women shouldn't be harassed." Just wondering if it's like a real thing that was co-opted or just invented by MRAs. The hippie dippy suburbs hypocrite example was helpful.
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Dec 13, 2017 04:02
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LingcodKilla posted:Don't gently caress another mans wife. Especially if he could break you. This is another good point. Can her husband kick your rear end, Hopefully Misreading a Friendship Goon?
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Dec 13, 2017 04:38
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Solice Kirsk posted:This is another good point. Can her husband kick your rear end, Hopefully Misreading a Friendship Goon? Yeah. You could at least ask him if he needs a stuntcock to join in.
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Dec 13, 2017 05:08
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BobbyK posted:When people use the term "virtue signaling" are they 100% garbage people? I've only ever heard it used by MRA people but is there ever a case where virtue signaling is a real thing? In recent news, I've seen it used pretty correctly in this piece about white people making sure everybody knows how much they love when black people bail us out by voting correctly; on the other side of the spectrum, telling everybody the victims of such-and-such tragedy have your thoughts and prayers is pretty straightforward "hey look at me, everybody look how pious I am" bullshit but yeah 90% of the time anybody actually says "virtue signaling" they mean "stop caring about stuff I don't care about  "The Internet ruins every term it learns Anyway here's feshes The guy who wanted to hit on his friend's wife sent a followup which is jumping the queue because it's time-sensitive and because I hosed it up last time  quote:This is the guy that has a thing for his sort of friend's wife. Didn't really try to say anything the last time we hung out, but we have plans again tonight and also on Saturday (Saturday is going to be the better time since we'll be alone and at a Xmas market together). As far as some of the suggestions go, I can't just come right out and say it because her friendship means too much to me and if that ruins it then I'll be really upset. I also sort of stopped seeing this girl once I started hanging out with her more so I think she already has it put together a bit. I dunno man I kind of stopped doing the "elaborate dance of tension" stuff in college quote:My life is okay. I'm 23, have a college degree, and have a decent, if stopgap, job outside my field. I'm a functional adult like a lot of other people my age and older. This is normal for a 23-year-old, it's pretty much the defining feature of being that age I'm 30 and I'm not quite over some of this stuff yet For the record seeing people 4 or 5 years younger than you and going "wow I feel soooo oooooold" doesn't really stop in my experience
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Dec 14, 2017 15:45
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No body loves you when your 23 --S,mash Mouth,
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Dec 14, 2017 15:48
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Buy non-iron shirts you loving idiot. I wear shirts every goddamn day for work and haven't touched an iron for years. Who the gently caress 'follows fashion' for tie choices? Buy something that doesn't look like it belongs on a second hand car salesman (i.e. fairly conservative, but not private banker-esque) and roll with it.
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Dec 14, 2017 15:59
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Take what’s yours boxer-caveman.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:17
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I wear a suit and tie everyday and the only hint I can give you is match your tie to your shirt, don't mix stripes, and buy some fun ones for Friday/Holidays. Welcome to Tie Club! Married buddy goon, it seems like you downgraded you and your friend's friendship since the last time. Honestly, it sounds like you know you have to tell her straight out, but are afraid of the rejection. Cutting out my normal smug assholish advice I'm gonna say, if you really can't just tell her, say something about how you really like spending time with just each other. Maybe toss something in there about wishing you met her earlier or something. Those are still worse than just coming out and telling her you're developing a crush on her.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:19
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How magnanimous of you not to hit the man whose wife you are lusting after, what a stand up guy
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