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TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

# ? Dec 12, 2017 11:49

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# ? May 15, 2024 08:11

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blue Footed Booby posted:

They don't just...all have leprosy. Captive bred ones won't carry it, and in any case these days leprosy is fairly treatable.

And leprosy is really hard to catch.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 12:00

spookygonk: Apr 3, 2005; Does not give a damn

Randaconda posted:

And leprosy is really hard to catch.

Yeah, I can count the finger on my left hand how many times I've had it.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 12:04

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Blue Footed Booby posted:

They don't just...all have leprosy. Captive bred ones won't carry it, and in any case these days leprosy is fairly treatable.

The treatment costs an arm and a leg though.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 12:10

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Blue Footed Booby posted:

They don't just...all have leprosy. Captive bred ones won't carry it, and in any case these days leprosy is fairly treatable.

if you have leprosy please let me know anyway thanks

# ? Dec 12, 2017 12:48

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Wilford Cutlery posted:

DJ Hogan's Beat Shoes

# ? Dec 12, 2017 13:06

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

The MSJ posted:

A few pages late, but maybe the person who made that is from Yorkshire.
'Tis t'reason for t'season.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 13:47

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Aw man now I gotta go read the whole Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes thread again. See y'all in 20-30 minutes

# ? Dec 12, 2017 13:54

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Randaconda posted:

And leprosy is really hard to catch.

nah, it's not too tough. It's the throwing that's hard. because your hands fell off

# ? Dec 12, 2017 14:17

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I think it's rude to throw leprosy at drones

# ? Dec 12, 2017 14:27

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

LEPROSY CURES DRONES

# ? Dec 12, 2017 14:28

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Link pls

# ? Dec 12, 2017 14:42

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Karate Bastard posted:

Link pls

me too sorry if this offends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

# ? Dec 12, 2017 15:11

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Just Offscreen posted:

If I recall everyone involved was a good sport about the whole thing.

Well it's only really noteworthy if the owner of the drone was a good sport about it. Pretty easy for everyone else.

"Y'know, that guy who wrecked my $600 drone was an OK guy. He could have let destroying my birthday gift bother him but he was able to laugh about it. Really laugh. Even when my drone was lying there on the ground with a crudely-fashioned spear impaled through its motor and I said 'I think it can still be repaired', he took the high road and jumped up and down on it until it was an unrecognizable heap of scrap."

# ? Dec 12, 2017 15:12

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/940627812259696643

# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Spermando posted:

I always pick the axe too. The holy water and the cross boomerang aren't that good.

The axe loving sucks what are you talking about. Water and cross are best easily jesus christ

# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:24

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/940627812259696643

I can't stop loving laughing at "The password is: BEEF WOMEN".

# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:27

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Milo and POTUS posted:

The axe loving sucks what are you talking about. Water and cross are best easily jesus christ

Truth. Good luck killing the bosses with just an axe

# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:29

Mezzanine: Aug 23, 2009

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

I thought you were a GEP gun

FTFY

# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:59

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/940627812259696643

I've never read a harry potter but my face hurts from laughing at this.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 20:14

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

Bobby Digital posted:

I like this post

# ? Dec 12, 2017 20:18

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/940627812259696643

Fantastic.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 20:22

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/940627812259696643

There are too many amazing quotes to single out one but I do think the genuinely weirdest line is how it generates a book title and mentions it in the story text.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 20:35

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Wilford Cutlery posted:

hulk hogan beat shoes

# ? Dec 12, 2017 20:40

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

just gonna chime in late real quick and say that armadillos are garbage animals

# ? Dec 12, 2017 20:43

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Baronjutter posted:

I've never read a harry potter but my face hurts from laughing at this.

I love basically any predictive text stuff, but this one is probably the best I've ever read.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 20:46

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

I really want to read a predictive text Lovecraft, it might be hard to tell apart from the real stuff.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 20:49

Jose Valasquez: Apr 8, 2005

Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself is a pretty good quote

# ? Dec 12, 2017 20:54

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

Baronjutter posted:

I really want to read a predictive text Lovecraft, it might be hard to tell apart from the real stuff.

it would just get stuck in an infinite loop of "decadent gambrel roof"

# ? Dec 12, 2017 20:55

Mr. Bad Guy: Jun 28, 2006

I'm glad that it clarified that Harry couldn't see at the moment. After tearing his eyes from his head. And throwing them into the forest.

As one does.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 21:11

SomeJazzyRat: Nov 2, 2012; Hmmm...

I'm glad the death eaters found love. Though it's a little vague, I can't really tell if it was one of the normal ones or the one that had a shirt that said "Hermione Has Forgotten How to Dance" and whose face was then dipped in mud by Hermionie (who she was then dipped in hot sauce by Harry).

# ? Dec 12, 2017 21:29

Wax Dynasty: Jan 1, 2013; This postseason, I've really enjoyed bringing back the three-inning save.; Hell Gem

SpacePig posted:

I love basically any predictive text stuff, but this one is probably the best I've ever read.

Probably because it's not 100% predictive. They took generated phrases and used writers to string it together into something resembling a narrative. Still really funny though.

https://twitter.com/NatTowsen/status/940652654925111296

# ? Dec 12, 2017 21:31

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

I'm glad that it clarified that Harry couldn't see at the moment. After tearing his eyes from his head. And throwing them into the forest.

As one does.

The book did say it was an overreaction.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 22:05

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Miss New Zealand

E: I guess its less funny since she died a month ago

RFC2324 has a new favorite as of 23:25 on Dec 12, 2017

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:22

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

RFC2324 posted:

Miss New Zealand

E: I guess its less funny since she died a month ago

It's kind of a dick move that every country could only send one contestant and the USA had one from every state

Sure China, you're just as important as Delaware.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:33

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:34

Rysithusiku: Nov 10, 2013; Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/940627812259696643

"Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done."

Ron is just tragic. And I can't stop laughing at it.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:39