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Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

SomethingJones posted:

Boy I'm sure glad you aren't my financial advisor, or my lawyer, or in fact advising me in any professional capacity whatsoever.

I'm sure his personal advice is :discourse: too

e: Posting this again because it warms my cold, bitter heart

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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
oh wait the crew was an mmo

he's got this

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Daztek posted:

they're like your spaceships, they're really cool until you try to do something with them

BAM!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

TheAgent posted:

by the way, Clive Johnson hasn't produced an mmo ever and here's his networking creds

The Crew is sort of MMOish

e:

TheAgent posted:

oh wait the crew was an mmo

he's got this


yeah, that. except the second part.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

If telling him that floats his boat, sure. There's only so much forum space in the world for his missives.

You haven't considered meshed forums that will support thousands of blogs.

AP fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Dec 12, 2017

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

TheAgent posted:

by the way, Clive Johnson hasn't produced an mmo ever and here's his networking creds

But they said he was a netcode god!? Who do I BELIEVE?!

Also LOL at "3.0 content wise is mind-blowing" capture from the last page.

IcarusUpHigh fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Dec 12, 2017

Bayonnefrog
Nov 9, 2017

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I love this thread.

Same. Which is what the reddit people dont' get. Game or no game whatever happens in the end and this thread goes away. So that will be sad for all.

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Toops posted:

I'm sure his personal advice is :discourse: too

e: Posting this again because it warms my cold, bitter heart



This is very good.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Bayonnefrog posted:

Same. Which is what the reddit people dont' get. Game or no game whatever happens in the end and this thread goes away. So that will be sad for all.

There'll be two new threads. One for the failed attempts to drag CIG to court for selling you a hottub spaceship that never held water and the second for the opensource efforts of the community to finish the starengine.

Bayonnefrog
Nov 9, 2017

Foo Diddley posted:

That list :psyduck:

This is a grown-rear end adult

Wow. Incredible. My new goal is to get on this list.

edit: oh nevermind, those are all alts of the same guy. I thought for a sec it was a bunch of different people he didn't like 'cause they said bad things about a computers game

Bayonnefrog fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Dec 12, 2017

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



TheAgent posted:

by the way, Clive Johnson hasn't produced an mmo ever and here's his networking creds

well it's a good thing star citizen isn't an mmo isn't it

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

AP posted:

There'll be two new threads. One for the failed attempts to drag CIG to court for selling you a hottub spaceship that never held water and the second for the opensource efforts of the community to finish the starengine.

The second one is going to be the fun thread. Quote the gently caress out of this if you like.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Bayonnefrog posted:

Wow. Incredible. My new goal is to get on this list.

edit: oh nevermind, those are all alts of the same guy. I thought for a sec it was a bunch of different people he didn't like 'cause they said bad things about a computers game

They're a bunch of different people that he thinks are all the same guy

Abuminable
Mar 30, 2017

Now, aside from the Abuminable, business goes on as usual.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Being on both his list and the defeated Derek list should probably be on my resume.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

I'm the invizimals

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Every time The Blober List pops up I'm always secretly a little disappointed I'm not on it, tbh.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

big nipples big life posted:

Being on both his list and the defeated Derek list should probably be on my resume.

if you don't have 'Proud Goon' on there I don't know what to think.

monkeytek
Jun 8, 2010

It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

cutest cat pic yet!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Hav posted:

if you don't have 'Proud Goon' on there I don't know what to think.

that's the title, in 48pt script font

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
SurfaceDetail should be congratulated for carrying through the gbs part of the gimmick. I congratulate him, pity about giving the game away by failing to list his ships.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

AP posted:

SurfaceDetail should be congratulated for carrying through the gbs part of the gimmick. I congratulate him, pity about giving the game away by failing to list his ships.

Say what you like, he commits.

shrach
Jan 10, 2004

daylight ssssaving time

Toops posted:

"Carlill vs Carbolic Smokeball Company" is literally pip pip

It wasn't even a company either.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

big nipples big life posted:

Being on both his list and the defeated Derek list should probably be on my resume.

Derek called me a problem on the internet, and said I was a bully.

:smug:

Abuminable
Mar 30, 2017

Now, aside from the Abuminable, business goes on as usual.

AP posted:

SurfaceDetail should be congratulated for carrying through the gbs part of the gimmick. I congratulate him, pity about giving the game away by failing to list his ships.

All he had to do was go to r/spaceship_pr0n and post "hi BNBL!" under his account to prove it and he wouldn't even do that. SurfaceDetail needs to work on those deets if he expects us to fall for his gimmickry.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Beet Wagon posted:

Every time The Blober List pops up I'm always secretly a little disappointed I'm not on it, tbh.

:same:

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

:same:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
But different

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Caseless wouldnt require a part opening up under and behind the muzzle.

Yes. It was a question and then another observation on how it looked like a kinetic weapon without any sort of ejection of casing (or recoil for that matter).
It is such a lovely looking design that I want to venture and guess that the idea came straight from the mind of Chris Roberts.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3
Lead Animator
Wilmslow
Posted yesterday
Mocap experience required

https://www.indeed.co.uk/m/viewjob?jk=db18d40d4b93aec4&from=serp

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

FailureToReport posted:

I love Citizens. I love that things they hate about other games and studios, like:

Pay To Win
Release Timelines
Quality Content
Lack of Gameplay
Putting Graphics Before Gameplay
Repetitive Gameplay
Etc Etc Etc....

They don't apply to CIG or Star Citizen. Reading the things these people say is like literally living an episode of Twilight Zone.





:golfclap:

Catching up with the thread after a day of migraine

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
Experience Required: Working with an out-of-touch 90s has been, propelled into nerddom by hilariously broken people. 24 to 36 months of continual crunch may be necessary. Anyone from Gazillion, Ion Storm or Lionhead should immediately respond.

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

SomethingJones posted:

Lead Animator
Wilmslow
Posted yesterday
Mocap experience required

https://www.indeed.co.uk/m/viewjob?jk=db18d40d4b93aec4&from=serp

Does having experience watching Andy Serkis on the telly, count?

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

SomethingJones posted:

Lead Animator
Wilmslow
Posted yesterday
Mocap experience required

https://www.indeed.co.uk/m/viewjob?jk=db18d40d4b93aec4&from=serp

So at the animation studio, they don't have a lead or senior animator.

This is good for Star Citizen.

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

AP posted:

SurfaceDetail should be congratulated for carrying through the gbs part of the gimmick. I congratulate him, pity about giving the game away by failing to list his ships.

Wondering if he'll slowly make his way through all the different r/ds reddit accounts, as he keeps getting perma-ed
TheGremlich next?

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

SomethingJones posted:

Lead Animator
Wilmslow
Posted yesterday
Mocap experience required

https://www.indeed.co.uk/m/viewjob?jk=db18d40d4b93aec4&from=serp

I love those requirements. The amount of people that exist that fit those requirements in the UK are probably what, a few dozen?

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

shrach posted:

It wasn't even a company either.

lmao

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Sickening posted:

I love those requirements. The amount of people that exist that fit those requirements in the UK are probably what, a few dozen?
Anyone with that kind of resume would be asking for $125k+ a year and would have already heard of CIGs policy about death marching their employees.

time to promote a fresh faced youtuber with a year of banging out erotic pornhubs of mass effect characters

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
If we're honest for a second, in 2017 who can seriously put their hand on their heart and say these idiots don't deserve to get scammed?

I mean at this point anyone that finds the whole thing convincing obviously has serious mental issues. At what point do we completely try to shutoff Darwin, rather than let events play out?

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Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug

Sickening posted:

I love those requirements. The amount of people that exist that fit those requirements in the UK are probably what, a few dozen?

•Experience with next generation AAA game engines

They gonna switch engines again?

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