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Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Go eat a sandwich and then write about it for the octogenarian biddies who sorta read your column if the news aren't too ethnic that day fat boy

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Kavak posted:

It's his dad in blackface, he just does this to gently caress with Dustin.

Wasn't there a series of edits for this a few threads back? It's a running joke I completely forgot about, but absolutely love.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Even if Dustin did get a job teaching, his dad would still call him a lazy rear end in a top hat because of June, July, and August.




Some of these commenters really hate the poo poo out of Toni. It's weird. Usually the Internet is very fair and slow to pass judgement on pretty women.





If you're interested, the other common theory, other than that Toni is a scheming bitch out to gut the blameless Brad on his anniversary, is that Toni suspects she's pregnant and is going to a doctor for the official confirmation. Or that she's off to adopt Shannon, which should be an interesting thing to watch her attempt since Shannon has a father.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


SpacePig posted:

But he's a lazy millennial. How could he possibly hold a job like that?

I would actually read a Dustin reboot where his family basically vanishes and it's him dealing with his students all day.
So you basically want to read Frazz.

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar The Horrible


Old New Yorker Cartoons

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
BC


Phoebe


Baldo


Wizard of Id


Big Nate


Wallace


Curtis


Baby Blues

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Ted Forth Still Isn't Feeling It





Skippy (October 14, 1930)



Peanuts (December 13 and 17, 1970)





Funky Winkerbean





Crankshaft





Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (January 9-10, 1931)





Thimble Theater (July 2, 1931)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Dec 14, 2017

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



SpacePig posted:

Wasn't there a series of edits for this a few threads back? It's a running joke I completely forgot about, but absolutely love.


my computer says I made this in 2011 :corsair:

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set is a social drinker.


Working Daze makes this joke every Christmas and it's never been funny.


Super-Fun-Pak Comix might want to at least consider a trial separation.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

This is another repeat strip, and there wasn't a Pibgorn posted for today. :shrug:

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Robbing people inside a mall? Yeah okay.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (May 11, 2006)



Arlo and Janis Classic (May 11, 1996)



Garfield Classic (May 11, 1986)

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

That bowl of oatmeal is unreasonably big! What a wacky circumstance!

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Green Intern posted:

That bowl of oatmeal is unreasonably big! What a wacky circumstance!

well, garfield *is* a fat piece of poo poo.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

well, garfield *is* a fat piece of poo poo.



How could you compare these two cat comics like that? How cruel.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks

Pros and Cons really going to bat for "Why can't I use that word??? THEY use that word all the time!!!!!" lately.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon


2004 Spiderman









The Amazing GRONK


OK OK, fine, here's the real strip. (Apologies to Johnny Walker)

Spirit of the Staircase

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy



Dustin


Mandrake

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks
Nekonaughey

dismas
Jul 31, 2008



:kimchi:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane

This is another repeat strip, and there wasn't a Pibgorn posted for today. :shrug:
Well it is holiday time. He had a stroke a while back too so maybe he's taking it easier on his work schedule.
Ha! Thanks for posting it here!

F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



:siren: FRIENDZONE :siren:

Who holds their phone like that anyways? He's like pushing it against his head with one finger. Iris is doing it right, so the artist presumably understands how people hold phones, so that's no excuse.

The Phantom



The Phantom fucks heavy artillery!*

* Old jungle saying!

Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



"Cute kids you have there. Shame if something were to happen to them."

Apartment 3-G



"Well I..."
"Shut up, Tommie. I wasn't asking for your opinion."

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


I can't not hear Wilbur's voice in my head as Cyril Figgis.

He even kinda looks the same.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007






"Let's have a small and simple celebration" is not the same as "Let's do nothing and exchange no gifts." So I'm with TJ at least that far, though knowing this strip he'll probably try to convince Brad to buy something huge and stupid.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The mall? They should go to Cafe Kablooie and get some lingerie!

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks
World's Saddest Bear, the Bear That's Sad All the Time

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



Ahaha, drat, Iris is doing this over the phone in front of her new guy as he's eating breakfast at her place.

quote:

Rex Morgan MD




If these two end up being that kid's grandparents I'm gonna poo poo.

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man

Mercury Hat posted:

Ahaha, drat, Iris is doing this over the phone in front of her new guy as he's eating breakfast at her place.

They 100% hosed.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Seeing Wilbur get completely and rightfully shut down has been a highlight of my day.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



:siren: FRIENDZONE :siren:

Who holds their phone like that anyways? He's like pushing it against his head with one finger. Iris is doing it right, so the artist presumably understands how people hold phones, so that's no excuse.
Why do you think Iris is shutting him down? She's had time to realize he's a fat balding sack of poo poo who can't even hold his phone correctly.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Angular Cyrus posted:

World's Saddest Bear, the Bear That's Sad All the Time


i love this very sad bear

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Today's Garf


Zippy


Ripley's

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar The Horrible


Old New Yorker Cartoons

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks
Pop Team Epic


Honey Come Chatka


Hey, there's a project I've decided I want to get done before the end of the year, so I'll be taking a break to focus on that. It's not going to be a super long hiatus, but if somebody wants to keep the drip of Poptepipic going, here's the tumblr of the guy typesetting the danbooru translations. Nekonaugheys will show up on Q-rais's blog; they usually don't really need translating.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Julet Esqu posted:



Some of these commenters really hate the poo poo out of Toni. It's weird. Usually the Internet is very fair and slow to pass judgement on pretty women.



If you're interested, the other common theory, other than that Toni is a scheming bitch out to gut the blameless Brad on his anniversary, is that Toni suspects she's pregnant and is going to a doctor for the official confirmation. Or that she's off to adopt Shannon, which should be an interesting thing to watch her attempt since Shannon has a father.
Why are they like this? What is wrong with these people?

EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft
Is that a euphemism?

It's work for hire. There are a lot of problems with the way copyright works and how large businesses exploit workers, but I don't think this is one of them. If you're paid to make something for someone else, whether that's an individual or an organisation, then they own it, not you.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



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Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Tiggum posted:

Is that a euphemism?
No, "Crankshaft's literal chimney attached to his house catches on fire a lot" is a running joke in the comic.

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