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Pakled posted:Todd, probably. You’ve got me there. Balls.
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ullerrm posted:Name a single character in this comic that isn't frequently disappointed by Teodor Phillippe. Seriously, just look at how happy he is with just one sentence from the guy. Disappointment doesn't last that long with the kid. Why did Ray email me a link to a "Chicks with Dicks" site at 4am He didn't even write a note
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Plus Onstad's established many times that Teodor's a good cook He is, but he also tends to overextend himself and let his mouth write checks his talent can’t cash (see Roast Beef’s wedding)
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Teodor has skill but he always chokes when there's something on the line.
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Teodor is probably the second-most universally relatable character in Achewood, after Roast Beef
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"The report also states that you declared yourself 'all punked up on Jupiter oil' and claimed to 'roll fifty deep.'"
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Pakled posted:Teodor is probably the second-most universally relatable character in Achewood, after Roast Beef  "There. What's it like having a chainsaw."
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Plus Onstad's established many times that Teodor's a good cook I've always wondered why Teodor has many impressive job skills but only strings together a living from gigs and part-time work. I've never known that type of guy. But then he had those nightmares about getting hired to cater a huge conference, and then that actually happened at Beef's wedding--he failed because he assumed he'd be doing everything himself and planned the event out in 15-second increments. He sets impossible goals and can't work in a group.
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Halloween Jack posted:I've always wondered why Teodor has many impressive job skills but only strings together a living from gigs and part-time work. I've never known that type of guy. But then he had those nightmares about getting hired to cater a huge conference, and then that actually happened at Beef's wedding--he failed because he assumed he'd be doing everything himself and planned the event out in 15-second increments. He sets impossible goals and can't work in a group. I think you need to go re-read things. He marked things out like that because he was trying to fit in a few days of work into a few hours. The reason he was trying to do that was him and Beef had a fight over the menu. Teodor wanted to really show off his skills, and forgot that you cook for the audience. Beef and T made up the night before, but that still meant cramming everything together.
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JethroMcB posted:Phillippe. Seriously, just look at how happy he is with just one sentence from the guy. Disappointment doesn't last that long with the kid. The alt text on this one is so good.
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Now I'm wondering if I even like kings.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
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Pakled posted:Todd, probably.
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Simian_Prime posted:He is, but he also tends to overextend himself and let his mouth write checks his talent can’t cash (see Roast Beef’s wedding)
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The FCC finally deregulated telegram services today, 10+ years after the last telegram was sent in the US. Somewhere, Ajit Pai is pissing into an empty and wondering if the moss growing on his scalp counts as "having a haircut."
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DACK FAYDEN posted:He could stand to learn something from the toilet at the airport. The toliet at the airport teaches us a lot of lessons about honesty, patience and forgiveness.
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JethroMcB posted:The toliet at the airport teaches us a lot of lessons about honesty, patience and forgiveness.
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ullerrm posted:The FCC finally deregulated telegram services today, 10+ years after the last telegram was sent in the US. What hath Good wrought stop
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This random tweet came up over in PYF: https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/940627812259696643 and now I'm sad that Onstad didn't use the phrase "Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good" at some point, especially since he literally had Harry Potter fanfic appear multiple times over the years
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"I'm Philippe! The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!"
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"We made too much money," said Harry. "Yes," Ron said quietly. "We made too much money."
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"We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us," is a very Onstadian line.
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quote:The password was "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried. 
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MMAgCh posted:Man, even Hermione's on to him now. your hams are large and unfasionable but I am down
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Every time I hear the song, I think "Y'all be like a queer Jack Frost, cold nipping at my hose" and giggle.
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Stiv dropped Harry with a fat one to the mug and tossed him behind the couch. He didn't need the kid around for what came next.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Denise I dated a Denise with large hams, and I never didn't think of this. Large hams are extremely fashionable. Beef was just being defensive about transitioning.
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Calaveron posted:And then the strip where Molly catches him staring at a corpulent woman "Sorry to give you furries such primo j/o material at work"
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Calaveron posted:And then the strip where Molly catches him staring at a corpulent woman Are... are ALL my dudes breast men?
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Zefiel posted:Are... are ALL my dudes breast men? entropy9 (As I got older I pulled the reverse Ray, but I still get a beer with my Ranchones when I order them Beer Style)
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Is there a giant text file of Achewood stuff? I want to feed it into this predictive keyboard http://apps.botnik.org/
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Oooh do the blogs. Earlier someone linked to some sort of spreadsheet that has them in order, I don't know if they ever got compiled. The Honor Shop in the Achewood page also has some text stuff I believe
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