FASTFOODHOUSE 6: Sandwich Montoya: Prepare to Rye

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chilichimp posted:

I love this loving thread.

Big fuckin' dick-out for Mel and all he's brought to farthouse 6.

aw shucks

love all you guys

except for Flikken

Next time we get beers I am gonna put arsenic in there you gently caress

EDIT: gently caress

# ? Dec 13, 2017 04:07

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 13:04

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Can we get a gif of Tebow tackling Mel and then praying over his corpse?

# ? Dec 13, 2017 04:10

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Lmao

# ? Dec 13, 2017 04:10

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

I have supported our dead gay forums tonight.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 04:10

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

"Why does this thread have a dozen new posts in the past 10 mi-"

:five:

# ? Dec 13, 2017 04:13

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Flikken posted:

I have supported our dead gay forums tonight.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 04:14

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Joey Freshwater posted:

Can you make it so that the nose gradually changes to dicknose?

# ? Dec 13, 2017 04:14

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Febreeze posted:

# ? Dec 13, 2017 04:15

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

Hahahah hahahaha

# ? Dec 13, 2017 04:55

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Febreeze posted:

# ? Dec 13, 2017 05:03

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Flikken posted:

Not going to lie, I am still super psyched about my one and only cameo.

Same

# ? Dec 13, 2017 10:42

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Febreeze posted:

# ? Dec 13, 2017 10:44

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Randaconda posted:

That really is the best smiley

# ? Dec 13, 2017 15:29

Norse Code: Mar 10, 2007; DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

This is from forever ago but was I the Vikings fan in a coma in this Draw Play?

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/case-keenum-vikings-hero/

Cause if not, I'm just gonna pretend I am

# ? Dec 13, 2017 15:54

Pops Mgee: Aug 20, 2009; People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Are we getting divisional xmas cards again this year? I always love those.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 16:08

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Norse Code posted:

This is from forever ago but was I the Vikings fan in a coma in this Draw Play?

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/case-keenum-vikings-hero/

Cause if not, I'm just gonna pretend I am

That was meant to be Dubious but honestly the two of you look fairly similar so believe in your dreams

Pops Mgee posted:

Are we getting divisional xmas cards again this year? I always love those.

Yup, gonna do them next week

# ? Dec 13, 2017 16:10

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Febreeze posted:

Yup, gonna do them next week

# ? Dec 13, 2017 16:16

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Febreeze posted:

That was meant to be Dubious but honestly the two of you look fairly similar so believe in your dreams

Yup, gonna do them next week

Oh lawd I am actually looking forward to the AFCS one this year!

# ? Dec 13, 2017 16:21

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Febreeze posted:

That was meant to be Dubious but honestly the two of you look fairly similar so believe in your dreams

Yup, gonna do them next week

The Race for the NFCE one from a few years ago is still my favourite comic you have done

Fake Edit. http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-nfc-east-2/ this one

# ? Dec 13, 2017 16:24

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

Febreeze posted:

Yup, gonna do them next week

last year or before had palmer with a walker...i'm terrified what's going to be in this one :ohdear:

# ? Dec 13, 2017 16:40

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

JPrime posted:

last year or before had palmer with a walker...i'm terrified what's going to be in this one

Full body cast? On a stretcher? Hrrmm...

# ? Dec 13, 2017 16:47

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Febreeze posted:

Yup, gonna do them next week

I request that you draw a giant pile of poop with a few kernels of corn for the Broncos

# ? Dec 13, 2017 16:49

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Full body cast? On a stretcher? Hrrmm...

Iron lung

# ? Dec 13, 2017 17:11

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

I'm surprised you didn't do literal goat Tom Brady again for that comic.

# ? Dec 15, 2017 06:24

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Febreeze posted:

Yup, gonna do them next week

YES

# ? Dec 15, 2017 15:06

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Just want to add that was the best apathy Cutler-phin I could imagine. That smoke lazily resting in the blow hole... :allears:

# ? Dec 15, 2017 17:11

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

hey, did anyone ever record a version of that "A Boy Named Sue" Lions parody from a few pages ago? I'm the guy that did Call Me Brady like 5 years ago and I'm trying to revitalize the brand (lmao) by recording and releasing a couple new tunes. I've already got a parody of Big Bad John by Jimmy Dean in the works

# ? Dec 16, 2017 23:09

Norse Code: Mar 10, 2007; DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

I missed these last night but surely these constitute a FART, right? I hope they start doing this all the time:

https://www.clippituser.tv/c/zbwrwr

https://gfycat.com/LargeMasculineHawk

# ? Dec 19, 2017 18:03

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Norse Code posted:

I missed these last night but surely these constitute a FART, right? I hope they start doing this all the time:

https://www.clippituser.tv/c/zbwrwr

https://gfycat.com/LargeMasculineHawk

They've done them all season

# ? Dec 19, 2017 18:10

Norse Code: Mar 10, 2007; DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

Qwijib0 posted:

They've done them all season

what the hell, these are the first ones I've ever seen!

# ? Dec 19, 2017 18:46

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Norse Code posted:

I missed these last night but surely these constitute a FART, right? I hope they start doing this all the time:

https://www.clippituser.tv/c/zbwrwr

https://gfycat.com/LargeMasculineHawk

these are incredible.

# ? Dec 20, 2017 01:51

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Qwijib0 posted:

They've done them all season

They've done them multiple seasons.

I seem remember them showing one of Don't Care Bear climbing a bunch of... books at one point? It was very weird.

# ? Dec 20, 2017 02:08

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Proteus Jones posted:

They've done them multiple seasons.

I seem remember them showing one of Don't Care Bear climbing a bunch of... books at one point? It was very weird.

Not Monday Night football but I remember one about Reggie Bush in the 2005 BCS Championship game breaking ankles and I wish I could find it again.

# ? Dec 20, 2017 02:17

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Proteus Jones posted:

They've done them multiple seasons.

I seem remember them showing one of Don't Care Bear climbing a bunch of... books at one point? It was very weird.

# ? Dec 20, 2017 03:26

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Norse Code posted:

https://gfycat.com/LargeMasculineHawk

Nice video clip/gfycat URL combo.

# ? Dec 20, 2017 04:01

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Wilford Cutlery posted:

OMG YES! Sooo baffling.

# ? Dec 20, 2017 04:04

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Turdsdown Tom posted:

hey, did anyone ever record a version of that "A Boy Named Sue" Lions parody from a few pages ago? I'm the guy that did Call Me Brady like 5 years ago and I'm trying to revitalize the brand (lmao) by recording and releasing a couple new tunes. I've already got a parody of Big Bad John by Jimmy Dean in the works

Nope, go right ahead.

# ? Dec 20, 2017 05:04