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Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.
The time to hope is almost upon us, but do not begin yet my friends.

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Xae posted:

If you can still achieve genital hardness you haven't been drinking enough.

Son. I go hard in the fuckin paint.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Holy poo poo, he's going to win.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Back from work and Jones is going to win

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Hutzpah posted:

Where's Covok through all of this?

On probation :lol:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
84% AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
84!

Bueno Papi
May 10, 2009

Hutzpah posted:

Where's Covok through all of this?

He became the needle.

ElrondHubbard
Sep 14, 2007

Mother of god, IT'S 84%

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
83% BIG JUMP! OH gently caress

Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.
HOLY poo poo. Less than 200 votes apart and jones catching up.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
84%!!!!!!

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Last time I went to take a piss the needle moved from 63 to 77

The needle loves piss, Trump loves piss, needle = Trump????

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

BIG SWINGS

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
BOOOM 84%

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Its tied :stare:

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Brother Buer posted:

Haha, fox is trying to rationalize having a democrat in power.

GOP suicide pact :pray:

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

holy. gently caress.

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Red and Black
Sep 5, 2011

Hope isn't a lie?

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair
I can go from flaccid to erect at a needle's notice

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
84% Jones

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
NYT actual count shows almost even. Wow.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


enraged_camel posted:

im gonna go take a piss

NOBODY MOVE THE NEEDLE

Putting down one needle and picking up another :downsrim:

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
uhh 83%.....!!!

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



49.2% !

49.2% !!!!

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

PRAISE THE NEEDLE.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
NYT showing a tie :ohdear:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Knifegrab posted:

The time to hope is almost upon us, but do not begin yet my friends.

do not become addicted to hope, for it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence

pepito sanchez
Apr 3, 2004
I'm not mexican
omg its happening. it's actually, really happening.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Backstreet Boys song is very accurate at the moment.

I don’t need anything for Christmas other then a trump meltdown.

That or him in handcuffs.

Both please

Hastings
Dec 30, 2008

No Butt Stuff posted:

Can we start talking about our genital hardness status yet?

Only if we can discuss our exploding clitorises.

Who will be the Needle's first blood sacrifice?

Sinistral
Jan 2, 2013

Nothus posted:

Holy poo poo, he's going to win.

Nope

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

No Butt Stuff posted:

Can we start talking about our genital hardness status yet?

Only if you change your stance on butt stuff.

+2.7 and it tightened up!

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
I am going to :toxx: right now that nothing matters and Moore is somehow going to win at the last minute because I remember the Trump election night and how people here were clinging to false hope that Hillary was going to win.

If I wake up to a ban tomorrow I will happily pay the :10bux: to unban.

Everybody cheering Jones put up or shut up.

Hope is a lie.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/940781564664918016

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
According to NYT JONES TRAILS BY 33 VOTES.

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



I'm at 9 on the mohs scale

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

berserker posted:

Of course the last areas to report are going to be the gently caress ups that can't do anything right and so are way slower than everyone else

Or they're urban precincts with more voters and less funding.

(and they're the ones doing it right).

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Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

And the i heard as it were, the noise if distant thunder. And one of the four living creatures said "come and see"and I looked and I beheld a needle pointing to the left.

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