Trump Thread II: The man make a tweet

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regular mike: Mar 29, 2010

I survived this forecast election needle but one of these days one of them, instead of leaning left or right, is going to lean right out of my computer screen and impale me.

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Javes: May 6, 2012; ASK ME ABOUT APPEARING OFFLINE SO I DON'T HAVE TO TELL FRIENDS THEY'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY VIDEO GAME TEAM.

Mezzanine posted:

OFFICIAL THREAD BGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCC6ZhRS7sY

Hell yeah dude

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Knifegrab: Jul 30, 2014; Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.

Oh god now can jones pass a law that rounds up all the people who voted for moore to be shot out of a canon?

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fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Fox News just called it

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Nothus: Feb 22, 2001; Buglord

ReidRansom posted:

gently caress YOU STEVE BANNON

gently caress YOU SEAN HANNITY

gently caress YOU DONALD TRUMP

gently caress YOU ROY MOORE

Eat poo poo nazis

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ascii genitals: Aug 19, 2000

eat poo poo moore, god I can't wait to see Trump melt down if this holds.

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KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

Pakled posted:

That's the threshold for an automatic recount, but can Moore still request one if the result is barely outside that range?

I'm sure he can request one, I don't know the specific rules, but after a certain percent, I don't really know how much fudging they could do to get the numbers "right"

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

this is great.

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Faustian Bargain: Apr 12, 2014

How well does this bode for 2018/2020?

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Bicyclops: Aug 27, 2004

ReidRansom posted:

gently caress YOU STEVE BANNON

gently caress YOU SEAN HANNITY

gently caress YOU DONALD TRUMP

gently caress YOU ROY MOORE

I'd say gently caress you and the horse and the horse you rode in on, Moore, but the horse is probably too old. Die in obscurity.

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Sinistral: Jan 2, 2013

I NEVER DOUBTED MOORE WOULD LOSS FOR A SECOND

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Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

gently caress SNEEP posted:

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Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

lmao fox stopped covering the election and just put a check mark on Jones

no call announcement yet

Edit: fox called it for Jones

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Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Fox just called for Jones. It's over. Praise the needle.

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Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Fox News called it for Moore :siren:

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Laura Ingram is trash.

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

I'm having a hard time with hope because I've gotten so unfamiliar with it over the last year.

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tecnocrat: Oct 5, 2003; Struggling to keep his sanity.

Soothing Vapors posted:

This is the good stuff

They just switched from the "Victory!" Spotify playlist to the "DDAY III" one. I can't stop smiling.

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Prophecy0: Jun 27, 2004

YES. gently caress the GOP. The reckoning is just beginning.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

AP HAS CALLED IT

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Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

ROFL the Moore stream briefly pulled up Spotify on the projector and hastily changed the playlist labeled "VICTORY!"

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Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

My apologies Alabama you did good. I mean this is still way closer than it should be but you did the right thing.

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Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Supercar Gautier posted:

THE SECTORS SHRINK
THE NEEDLES TIP
"JONES DEFEATS MOORE"
CROSSES NATION'S LIPS

BURMA SHAVE

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TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Fox called it for Jones.

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Sexual Aluminum: Jun 21, 2003; is made of candy; Soiled Meat

https://imgur.com/a/3WZSE#2vTv4g7

Bring on the tears

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LITERALLY MY FETISH: Nov 11, 2010; Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

YES

gently caress you, GOP. You tried to swindle an entire generation out of their futures and it's biting you in the rear end hard now because you think you can parade a loving pedophile through into the senate. This is what you loving get.

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Electric Phantasm: Apr 7, 2011; YOSPOS

country over party motherfucker

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Drunk Theory: Aug 20, 2016; Oven Wrangler

Thank you black voters of Alabama. We appreciate it, as does Roy Moore's horse. No more public appearances for him.

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gohmak: Feb 12, 2004; cookies need love

NYT calls it for Jones

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Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Oh happy Tuesday!

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Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

WHY BONER NOW posted:

Trump's going to loving cry about rigged elections

Nah, he's gonna say "I endorsed Luther Strange, Moore was never my guy!"

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CodeJanitor: Mar 30, 2005; I still can't think of anything to say.

https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/940784707255484418

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Alter Ego posted:

To all the African-American voters in Alabama that braved the cold and the bullshit voter requirements tonight--we white men thank you from the bottom of our hearts for saving us from this.

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pumpinglemma: Apr 28, 2009; DD: Fondly regard abomination.

HELL YES! I AM SO loving GLAD TO BE WRONG!

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Bronze: Aug 9, 2006; DRRRAAINAGE!!!

the projection in the moore headquarters flashed to a spotify Victory playlist

oops

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evilweasel: Aug 24, 2002

evilweasel posted:

honestly although i wouldn't put much money on it, i'm leaning towards jones pulling it out. the more i think about that poll that broke down results by their various LV screens, the more i think this is a large turnout swing most lv models won't catch, and that this will repeat virginia.

just gonna put it out there i was willing to go out on the tiniest of ledges before today :smugdog:

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DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

i would like to thank the black people of Alabama for bailing out this country.

Thank you, please go and scoff at an angry racist tomorrow.

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Mercury Ballistic: Nov 14, 2005; not gun related

I bet Jeff Sessions is in a happy place this Christmas.

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World Famous W: May 25, 2007; BAAAAAAAAAAAA

I TOLD YOU ALL DAY! JONES GOING TO WIN!

HAHAHAHAHA

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berserker: Aug 17, 2003; My love for you
is ticking clock

We did it.

I mean, WE did it.

The people of Alabama, and this thread, but mostly this thread.

Mostly me. I did it you guys. I won. I'm Senator now.

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