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Milosh
Oct 14, 2000
Forum Veteran
One of my favorite things in life is breaking news on these forums. Love ya'll.

I'm completely sober this is genuinely sincere. Good job alabama.

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS

Now tweet you miserable orange sack of poo poo. I want to feel your rage break over me. I want you rationalizing, lying, mashing your phone's keyboard through orange tears...

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

i hope that everyone at the Jones victory party gets super drunk and everyone fucks each other and in 9 months there are a bunch of beautiful interracial babies born in Alabama

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

TWEET YOU FAT ORANGE CHUD. LET ME HEAR YOU SLAP THOSE OLD MAN TITTIES IN IMPOTENT RAGE.

ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

Kro-Bar posted:

Anyone have a live stream from either camps' watch party?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcJGM7htXr0

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Seriously though, this is a really good result for Roy Moore's poor horse.

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop
I am goddamned amazed that this happened tonight

Wow

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
gently caress yea Alabama. I am breaking out the high shelf scotch for this.

pubic void nullo
May 17, 2002



Nobody has refreshed the page on the projector :ssh: The current headline is "Doug Jones Defeats Roy Moore in U.S. Senate Race"

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Trump lost this election twice lol

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



:woomy:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/940560794135261184?s=17

https://twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/940784244426723328?s=17

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/7jgg9d/the_lesson_from_the_roy_moore_loss_pedes_send/

quote:

The Democrats started this trend but its sad to say that we can only fight fire with fire. Know a senator from 20 years ago? 40 years ago? Democrat? Make up a sexual harassment or assault claim. That's how politics is nowadays. They tried it with Trump and failed, but it worked no Moore. We need to have this weapon in our arsenal.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
MSNBC stubbornly refusing to call it for Jones for some weirdass reason when literally everyone else has already.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Lmfao no way no way

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Drunk Theory posted:

Seriously though, this is a really good result for Roy Moore's poor horse.

has that account tweeted again cause it was funny

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
I honestly thought Moore would win.

I have never been so happy to be proven wrong in my entire life.

:toot: :toot: :toot:

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005


I'm so glad someone else will watch this and clip anything amazing for me so I don't have to do it myself.

il serpente cosmico
May 15, 2003

Best five bucks I've ever spend.
At least Roy can hit the Orange Julius on the way home

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
BBC just called it for Jones too.

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Fart City posted:

TWEET YOU FAT ORANGE CHUD. LET ME HEAR YOU SLAP THOSE OLD MAN TITTIES IN IMPOTENT RAGE.

Maybe the best post in all-caps I have seen in a while.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I like the unstated implication that PedeWives are mindless obedient pawns

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
We can win the senate in 2018. That is EVERYTHING.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

Aidan_702 posted:

Holy poo poo CNN just called it. Pandemonium in the Jones rally. I cannot WAIT to see the footage of the total paedophile Moore rally

Wait...do...

do things matter?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Jones won but the margin is still slim enough for Republicans to make a big stink about it.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

nine-gear crow posted:

MSNBC stubbornly refusing to call it for Jones for some weirdass reason when literally everyone else has already.

Steve Kornacki is desperately searching for votes on his board. I think they want to be absolutely 100% positive.

Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011

the 2017 curse is lifting

good things do exist :unsmith:

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I'm Doug Jones, don't act like you don't know the name
Ain't nothin' changed but my count, I'ma stay the same
I'm Doug Jones, don't act like you don't know the name
Ain't nothin' changed but my count, I'ma stay the same

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair

Someone put that loving baby to sleep, she's way too young to be up this late and she's rubbing her eyes. Also, she's at the party of an accused pedophile, so, you know, maybe don't have her there at all.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Just poured some bourbon, jury duty be damned. My smile will be my hangover cure.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Kro-Bar posted:

Anyone have a live stream from either camps' watch party?

Forces of Good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvRnFXQGMeQ

Forces of Evil: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcJGM7htXr0

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

seriously Doug Jones is a monumental shift in the politics of the Senate. keeping and even taking the Senate next year is now a real thing we can do!

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008


Hey Alabama! I heard you like dog whistles.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

enraged_camel posted:

Jones won but the margin is still slim enough for Republicans to make a big stink about it.

Who cares; they would have done this regardless

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Moore please come out and say something you dumb gently caress I wanna hear you try blame this on fake news.

take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Oh yeah, thats the good stuff. Now let the tanspray golem shittweet and I can call it a night.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

enraged_camel posted:

Jones won but the margin is still slim enough for Republicans to make a big stink about it.

Good it means we can still remind them they almost voted for a loving pedophile

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
Needle says he's down to +1.3, that's getting close to recount territory :(

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an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

LOL the live chat from the Youtube livestream of Roy Moore's HQ is just people typing 'F'

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