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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
He's awake

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/940904649728708609

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

IT WAS ME who made Jones win

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I'm glad he got his phone back

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:
Cross posting this because this is a beautiful lol (turn down your volume!!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bFE2-XHar4&t=5036s

edit: I lost my frog! I lost my frog!

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Yes, Trump. Please do :getin:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Deck was stacked, He hit on a 14 and busted.

e: poo poo i cannot write a joke this morning, or ever.

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
Oh my god I didn't think he'd actually backpedal back to Luther, especially so quickly :piss: :hmbol:

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:
ENDORSED LUTHOR STRANGE

(yes it was fake but the Needle delivers the lols just as much as the Orb)

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012



I've called it before ill call it again, the Democrats will float another centrist against Trump barely squeak by with a victory and declare their brilliant strategy a success.

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer

LifeSunDeath posted:

Deck was stacked, He hit on a 14 and busted, when he should have stayed with a 21.

I'm glad you didn't die in that hurricane, LifeSunDeath

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol trump deleted all his tweets endorsing strange when he lost the primary

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Pizza party is OVER assholes :colbert:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

goldenninjawarrior posted:

I'm glad you didn't die in that hurricane, LifeSunDeath

:hfive:
gently caress harvey for real

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol this picture of him

https://twitter.com/NolanDMcCaskill/status/940239147566026754

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Captain Gordon posted:

Cross posting this because this is a beautiful lol (turn down your volume!!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bFE2-XHar4&t=5036s

edit: I lost my frog! I lost my frog!

https://www.hatreon.net/bakedalaska/

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Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

25 from his mom and 1 dollar each from 2 trolls who sub just to mock him

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


It was (me)

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Captain Gordon posted:

Cross posting this because this is a beautiful lol (turn down your volume!!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bFE2-XHar4&t=5036s

edit: I lost my frog! I lost my frog!

Lol he says black people and women shouldn't vote because they are skewing the results

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










Has he undeleted the Luther Strange tweets

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Front page of The_Donald

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/7jghl2/do_not_forget_theres_a_redpill_opportunity_here/

I wonder why women don't like coming forward?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Every time I read TD, I'm reminded of what a political conversation between the dumbest, whitest motherfuckers in my 9th grade gym class would sound like.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

fridge corn posted:

dougie jones

call for help

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

a new study bible! posted:

Every time I read TD, I'm reminded of what a political conversation between the dumbest, whitest motherfuckers in my 9th grade gym class would sound like.



:pseudo:

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Aide: Mr Pence, Roy Moore lost the election

Pence: LEAVE!!!!

* Puts hand on window*
*Tear rolls down cheek*
...but, Sassy...

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Ahh yes, in other news the stegasaurus was found to have died in the year 65000000BC nov 23 on a friday

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer
July 19th, on this day Galway liberated from Indians...Marathon becomes Snickers...ah hah Ted, ice age ends!

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


graham cracker posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT-lTxhW7pY

Moore's concession speech btw. I legit can't stand to watch it myself. :chloe:

You should probably watch it before you call it a concession speech.

He took the bitch path out and didn't actually concede. "We'll see tomorrow" (when I can release a statement that I called my opponent and not have to stand in front of a crowd).

Krolm
Nov 10, 2004

friendly and non-threatening



Bleak Gremlin
Nothing pleases me more than watching everyone the giant pissbaby endorses get turned to poo poo by the touch of his fecal alchemist's stone :hmbol:

Now to enjoy his squirming and backpedalling, should be enough fuel for the lol fire this week!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Breitbart comments time!

Welfare reform is Trump's payback to the blacks in Alabama.
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Surely there is some woman out there, who has been sexually molested, groped, or looked at in a lewd way by Jones. They should all come forward now, After all the women have to be believed.
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SEX, the latest tool of the Dim party
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White people are to blame for this loss.

White people didn't get out and vote like they should have.

Minorities and guilted white minority suck ups won the day.

Civic nationalists, it's time to start waking up and realizing you're not going to see many more 'wins' as long as multiculturalism is a thing.

Blacks are very tribalistic people. Black Americans even more so. They will vote together.

Whites need to wake the **** up, stop pushing terrible candidates and stop being such apologetic, guilted cucks.
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New hat for sale in the Breitbart store, because Bannon knows you sheep will buy anything and he needs the $ for his private plane.

MADA - Make Alabama Democrat Again

Available in red or blue, one size fits all (because sheep have small, uninformed heads). Order now!
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Doug Jones made reference to God, woe to him who uses God and his name to sanctify evil. Jones is on God's $hi& list as of today.
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ISIS sent their congratulations to the Democratic party and Doug Jones. The killing of Christians and Jews just got a little easier.
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the enemy Satan won

with help from McConnell, Shelby, RNC
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so when this accusers are proven false, can we get them on Treason for trying to manipulate an election? If lying, then need to hang them high.
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Hey civic nationalists.... Still embracing multiculturalism?

Race doesn't matter?

93% Black men and 98% Black woman vote tells me identity politics works.

Why aren't white Europeans utilizing identity politics?
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Allah is having a laugh. Americans voting for their downfall. Sweet home Allah-Obama... drat.
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Yea. I feel bad for the 3 black guys in Alabama who don't vote for "free shiit".
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Well I guess you can chalk one up for Satan.
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To my friends in America. Up here in Canada the Globalists are trying to wipe out the Whites using Fake News propaganda and indoctrination in schools. Their whole plan is to flood White Nations with non Whites and give them the White peoples' jobs, housing and money and in return have the non-Whites out-vote the Whites in their own country. Black women make up 18% of the electorate in Alabama and voted 97% to 3% for Jones over Moore. Canadians and Americans will soon run out of time to preserve their Nations against mass non-White immigration if they do not stop the Globalists. All Whites must vote along cultural political lines or risk losing everything!
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Once Again, the idiot RINOs crucify their own. I hope every conservative politician knows that your past deeds, whether true or some paid bimbo to come forward, are gonna be used against you in every election. The Senate will belong to the Demoncraps again in no time at all. I hope all you idiot blacks that voted for Jones realize that ALL THE ILLEGALS ARE GONNA GET OUR JOBS. Once again, you stupid blacks with the brains of monkeys are gonna live on the plantation...you'll never be free as long as you continue to put in office people that are AGAINST YOU. Also, your black so-called "activists" are paid by liberal Soros-funded orgs that want to keep you in line...and those black "activists" are getting paid to keep you there. HOW STUPID ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!
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Oh dear, another baby-parts-loving, pro-sodomite commie in the Senate.
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Mitch McConnell got his wish.Doug Jones made reference to God, woe to him who uses God and his name to sanctify evil. Jones is on God's $hi& list as of today.
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White people are to blame for this loss.

White people didn't get out and vote like they should have.

Minorities and guilted white minority suck ups won the day.

Civic nationalists, it's time to start waking up and realizing you're not going to see many more 'wins' as long as multiculturalism is a thing.

Blacks are very tribalistic people. Black Americans even more so. They will vote together.

Whites need to wake the **** up, stop pushing terrible candidates and stop being such apologetic, guilted cucks.
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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Blacks are very tribalistic people. Black Americans even more so. They will vote together.

Famous black candidate: Doug Jones

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Steve Bannon really sucks at his job lol

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

moose face posted:

Moderate American Democrat (classic centrist supporting fiscal conservatism with somewhat liberal social policies

So in other words, the kind of politician that is actually good and not lovely

moosetoucher
Jul 11, 2017

heck. heckin heck.

haljordan posted:

Steve Bannon really sucks

Where's that GIF...

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Reminder that Abe gave Trump burgs. After that they golfed and Abe took a pratfall into the ditch. Made Don feel like an even cooler dude.
https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/927170189543858176

Just imagine what you could ask of that fat orange gently caress after such a fun bigly day?
That's the art of the deal right there!

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Dumped like a girlfriend with chlamydia

Old Dun Cow
Sep 5, 2006

mods please change my name to sweet home allah obama

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Breitbart comments time!
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Hey civic nationalists.... Still embracing multiculturalism?

Race doesn't matter?

93% Black men and 98% Black woman vote tells me identity politics works.

Why aren't white Europeans utilizing identity politics?

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012


"... And now you can see, everything is going as your favorite president (me) has predicted and my bigly plan rolls forward. We"

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