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I found it! quote:You could always try being a twitch streamer. I won one of those "set for life" 2 thousand dollars a week scratchoff tickets and one of my hobbies is finding random streamers to shower with cash out of nowhere. I've learned though that it's best just to do it randomly to someone who seems cool then move on like Mary Poppins, if you get a crush on a woman and think you can buy her heart you're going to have bad time. Edit: uvar posted:https://imgur.com/a/g57cN Yes! Good work uvar!
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He spent less time talking about her panicking about money issues than I remembered, but the amount of internet stalking was waaaaay worse than I remembered. Here's the source on reddit, the responses are all a mix of "wtf," "seek mental help," and "wtf."
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Dec 10, 2017 05:13
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I like how he thinks that showing her the wedding picture would have made her regret her evil bitch ways rather than making her think "holy gently caress thank God I got out when I did"
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Dec 10, 2017 05:16
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Yikes. Talk about a sperg not being able to read people. And to top it off, he takes her "how do I let him down gently" comments as some kind of duplicity on her part.
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Dec 10, 2017 05:20
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Dec 10, 2017 05:34
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JK! posted:I found it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abZmFCs-ltY
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Dec 10, 2017 07:24
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JK! posted:I found it! Ho-Lee Fuuuuuck 
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Dec 10, 2017 07:58
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Yes i'm sure it was the rabbit "joke" that was the problem and not all the spergy references and jokes nobody understood without a wiki link. If i recall correctly ed mcmahon didn't make a joke and follow it up with "you see what i meant by that was...." every time.
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Dec 10, 2017 10:50
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JK! posted:I found it! In Uvar's he says he won $2k/mo, in Reddit he starts by saying he got $17 K from his grandma. Of everything in this horror story, that's what stood out the most.
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Dec 10, 2017 10:59
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Yes i'm sure it was the rabbit "joke" that was the problem and not all the spergy references and jokes nobody understood without a wiki link. If i recall correctly ed mcmahon didn't make a joke and follow it up with "you see what i meant by that was...." every time. Ed almost never made jokes. He was the straight man. His job was to laugh on cue.
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Khazar-khum posted:In Uvar's he says he won $2k/mo, in Reddit he starts by saying he got $17 K from his grandma. Of everything in this horror story, that's what stood out the most. Things are inconsistent with STDH you say.
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Khazar-khum posted:In Uvar's he says he won $2k/mo, in Reddit he starts by saying he got $17 K from his grandma. Of everything in this horror story, that's what stood out the most. this guy posted:Woah woah woah dude, you're coming off a little crazy here. 2000 dollars a week and you still spend time outside of a bar or strip club?
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Dec 10, 2017 11:30
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2k a week is good money but it's not like "i'm so rich I can just throw it away" rich...unless you live with your parents and have no expenses, that is. It seems weird to edit a part of the story that isn't really that far-fetched. Scratch off lottery tickets that have even 5k a week for life (maximum of 20 years) do exist so it's not like he went over the top with that concept either.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:2k a week is good money but it's not like "i'm so rich I can just throw it away" rich... Lol, wut? $8k/mo. is loving baller money. The hell are you smoking? I have 2 full-time jobs and don't even clear $8k/mo.
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Zipperelli. posted:Lol, wut? It depends where you live, and again how much expenses you have. You would be well off but when most people think of "rich" they don't think of sub-100k salaries. I made a little more than that (briefly) in zurich and I wasn't really living a "baller" lifestyle, just a comfortable one. anyway my point wasn't that he was too poor to do what he said he did, it was that considering that what he originally posted was pretty reasonable, it's weird that he toned it down as if he stepped over a line into fantasy. yeah I eat ass has a new favorite as of 14:37 on Dec 10, 2017 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:It depends where you live, and again how much expenses you have. You would be well off but when most people think of "rich" they don't think of sub-100k salaries. I made a little more than that (briefly) in zurich and I wasn't really living a "baller" lifestyle, just a comfortable one. I can agree on the "where are you living?" making a difference. Here in Florida, loving $2k/week is insane. There are physicians that don't make that.
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That would literally quadruple my monthly income. Like sure it's not buy your own island rich but nowhere in this country would that not enable someone to just straight up stop working if they wanted. It is super weird that he edited to 17k from his grandma or something because that is certainly not enough to live off of in most place, much less enough to shower a random streamer in money. That just made it even less believable.
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Dec 10, 2017 15:26
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Garrand posted:It is super weird that he edited to 17k from his grandma or something because that is certainly not enough to live off of in most place, much less enough to shower a random streamer in money. That just made it even less believable. If anyone would shower a female streamer with money thinking he was making it rain, it would be a spergy redditor in the hopes she’d fall in love with him and be his WoW wife
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Garrand posted:It is super weird that he edited to 17k from his grandma or something because that is certainly not enough to live off of in most place, much less enough to shower a random streamer in money. That just made it even less believable.
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life is killing me posted:If anyone would shower a female streamer with money thinking he was making it rain, it would be a spergy redditor in the hopes she’d fall in love with him and be his WoW wife I can at least kind of see why people spend money on cam models (because they are at least getting a show that fulfills a sexual need), but doing it with twitch streamers with similar motivations is just sad since there will never ever be a payoff. Even guy streamers get the "please be my friend" desperate stalkers who think they can buy friends.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I can at least kind of see why people spend money on cam models (because they are at least getting a show that fulfills a sexual need), but doing it with twitch streamers with similar motivations is just sad since there will never ever be a payoff. Even guy streamers get the "please be my friend" desperate stalkers who think they can buy friends. I'm assuming you mean spending a not insignificant portion of a person's income (which still would be weird to spend it on cam girls) and not just a few bucks a month seeing as how giving a person money doesn't mean they want to have sex with them.
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Garrand posted:I'm assuming you mean spending a not insignificant portion of a person's income (which still would be weird to spend it on cam girls) and not just a few bucks a month seeing as how giving a person money doesn't mean they want to have sex with them. Yeah I meant donating a lot of money where your intent is to get the person to like you (romantically or otherwise) more than "i want to support what you are doing". It can be a fine line sometimes but usually it's pretty easy to see the distinction, like donating 10 bucks a month or something to a streamer you like is normal, donating 1000+ is typically not. There are probably some exceptions where wealthy people just want to show an extra amount of appreciation, but if you're like in the story where you just drop 500 bucks as some kind of introduction, it's almost definitely a weirdo trying to buy his way into your heart+pants.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Yeah I meant donating a lot of money where your intent is to get the person to like you (romantically or otherwise) more than "i want to support what you are doing". It can be a fine line sometimes but usually it's pretty easy to see the distinction, like donating 10 bucks a month or something to a streamer you like is normal, donating 1000+ is typically not. There are probably some exceptions where wealthy people just want to show an extra amount of appreciation, but if you're like in the story where you just drop 500 bucks as some kind of introduction, it's almost definitely a weirdo trying to buy his way into your heart+pants. Tangentially related: I was googling around because I know there's a couple people, obviously wealthy, who go around a drop a few hundred bucks on streams they like every now and then when I stumbled on some nice schaden https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/8q88pv/twitch-troll-donations-paypal Some kid used his rich parents credit card to donate 50k to various streamers with the intent to charge it back after a month and after they probably have spent some of the cash. Paypal told him to go gently caress himself and let the streamers keep all the money.
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That kid's response totally reads like he just read a wiki article about lawsuits then barfed up a post.
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Hahaha oh my god this is amazing.
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Just saw this poo poo in a newspaper (online) and when I got to the end my eyes rolled out of my head. And those eyes were called Albert Einstein and both of them applauded me for some reason.
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This is creepy on another level. "hurr durr, I'm gonna take a picture of this random person so I can attach it to a made up racist story for those sweet, sweet, internet points!" No thought whatsoever to backlash against that woman, had we been able to see her face. gently caress that fat piece of poo poo.
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Or what if she was dismissive and legitimately drew his ire but then he sdth'ed that s up?
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kimbo305 posted:Or what if she was dismissive and legitimately drew his ire but then he sdth'ed that s up? Then they're both assholes.
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I really hate to be the "Well, actually..." guy, but, well, actually the part about getting a ruling in 11 days is totes believable if they agreed to arbitration. Which they did not.
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I followed Clients From Hell and For_Exposure.txt on Twitter for a few days because I stupidly thought it would be something like the Working in Corporate thread here on the forums, but it's 90% of this:quote:I am discussing my latest furry art commission with the client
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Asexuality is the veganism of sexuality in that its a meme that they never shut up about it, but mostly is only true on the internet. If she really had no concept of what he was asking then saying she is asexual is entirely random.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If she really had no concept of what he was asking then saying she is asexual is entirely random. I like to think that she sincerely did not know what he was talking about, she wanted to name a trait about herself, and she coincidentally picked one that was relevant. She may have just as likely said: I am an atheist, so I have no concept of what the client just asked me I am a golf enthusiast, so I have no concept of what the client just asked me I am a stamp collector, so I have no concept of what the client just asked me
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Asexuality is the veganism of sexuality in that its a meme that they never shut up about it, but mostly is only true on the internet.  One presumes that she came to understand after the fact that he was asking for sex stuff, and her statement about being asexual is intended to explain why she didn't understand prior to the point at which he started doing sex stuff.I know this is STDH, but that particular extract doesn't seem nonsensical or anything.
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Asexual isn't the same thing as naïve.
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Yes, asexual people have heard of sex, and should be aware that "in the bedroom" is a euphemism for sex. I don't ride a motorcycle, but if someone in a Harley shirt told me about his "sick hawg" I wouldn't pretend to think he had a diseased pig.
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Garrand posted:Some kid used his rich parents credit card to donate 50k to various streamers with the intent to charge it back after a month and after they probably have spent some of the cash. Paypal told him to go gently caress himself and let the streamers keep all the money. Wow that was great. At least he wasn't super creepy about it. Hope his parents can afford it.
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