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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

this is the ideal thread

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Yes, push Steve Irwin down on the ground so he is at biting level that is a good idea Connors

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Newspaper Spider-Man: GROOOONNNNKK!!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I AM GRONK

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Synthbuttrange posted:



I've got the proportionate strength of a lizard!

aww he's the happiest gator in all the lands

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
don't worry, connors is going to chuck expensive lab equipment at the gator!

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
That gator is Connors' friend and he doesn't want tourists to harm him.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

It's a well-known fact that when you lose a limb your other limbs get stronger to compensate so just imagine how powerful Connors' left arm is as he charges in to tackle everyone.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Cat Mattress posted:

That gator is Connors' friend and he doesn't want tourists to harm him.

"HIS NAME IS GRONK, drat IT. Yes he's a big Patriots fan PLEASE don't bring up deflate-gate around him he's still on that cross."

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Cat Mattress posted:

That gator is Connors' friend and he doesn't want tourists to harm him.

it's his common law wife

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



dammit peter

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Someone just started up an episode of CSI: Miami.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Holy poo poo it's the Living Tribunal!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Doc.... Croc. Croc.... Doc. Crocodile.... C. Curt.... C.

:aaa:

Curt Connors is some kind of reptile man!

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


I was going to say "dang, why is the one-armed, middle aged, badly fed man the one getting into action to save those two" but today's comic just reminded me once again the complete inaptitude of NSM. He's the worst and I love it :allears:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Push El Burrito posted:

Holy poo poo it's the Living Tribunal!

Already, Connors is experimenting on Peter and grew him a second face.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Saoshyant posted:

I was going to say "dang, why is the one-armed, middle aged, badly fed man the one getting into action to save those two" but today's comic just reminded me once again the complete inaptitude of NSM. He's the worst and I love it :allears:

My Spider Sense is...I don't know, doing something I guess. I'm not going to worry about it too much.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Peter's could see a doctor to make his Spider Sense throbbing last longer.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Lobok posted:

Someone just started up an episode of CSI: Miami.

"The danger no longer come from a gator..."

*Adjusts sunglasses*

"It comes from a Lizard."


YAAAAAAAAAA

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Push El Burrito posted:

Holy poo poo it's the Living Tribunal!

For a moment I had forgotten my Marvel history and wondered what the Tribunal demigods from Morrowind were doing in a Spidey comic.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

evilmiera posted:

Yes, push Steve Irwin down on the ground so he is at biting level that is a good idea Connors

I read this and first thought "poo poo, Steve's gonna bite Connors now?" before realizing what you meant.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Wow, I had no idea Peter was related to Janus.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Oh dear

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Oh. That's weird model Bruce Banner.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
so conners is going to be down a leg now and hulk will literally squish a gator

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Newspaper Spider-man outfoxed us again.

jfenserty
Jul 16, 2008
RRONGK? Poor guy.

Mr. Baps
Apr 16, 2008

Yo ho?

I lol'd at RRONGK?

SpiritOfLenin
Apr 29, 2013

be happy :3


Someone called out the random guy being Hulk. Congrats to that guy.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Please tell me Hulk isn't about to rip that poor gator in half.:ohdear:

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Bruce Banner known knife user and survivalist hardass

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Ikasuhito posted:

Please tell me Hulk isn't about to rip that poor gator in half.:ohdear:

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
lmao bruce just hanging out in the lovely, calming environment of the everglades

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
someone better keep an eye out for all the hulk mosquitos that drank his gamma ray blood

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The crocodile is about to get hit with the Knightfall

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

quite stretched out posted:

someone better keep an eye out for all the hulk mosquitos that drank his gamma ray blood
I'd actually like to see that in Infinity War. Banner just wanders the jungle and you see mosquitos feed on him then die in a flicker of green fire.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I'm Thor's shocked expression, even though Thor beat the poo poo out of Iron Man during that dumb civil war storyline

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


The Hulk AND Connors nearly lost a leg to go with his arm. This comic.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Ikasuhito posted:

Please tell me Hulk isn't about to rip that poor gator in half.:ohdear:

HULK NEED FANCY NEW PANTS :q:

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Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Malachite_Dragon posted:

HULK NEED FANCY NEW PANTS :q:

The Hulk just jams each of his legs through the gator halves

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